Sarcasm Generator
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you know me from TikTok (you probably don’t know me)
briefly captured my beautiful darling baby in an image
September 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
briefly captured my beautiful darling baby in an image
forgot to update with my picture of vampire nails
September 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
forgot to update with my picture of vampire nails
August 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I’m gonna start posting my funnier videos here after hearing the TikTok news. Anyways I do #standupcomedy
July 7, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I’m gonna start posting my funnier videos here after hearing the TikTok news. Anyways I do #standupcomedy
Been trying to get into vegan eggs because of *gestures vaguely around me.* I DO think they have a very similar flavor but the texture definitely works best when replacing omelets and not scrambled eggs. Getting them to not stick to the pan is also a bit of a challenge at times 🍽️
April 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Been trying to get into vegan eggs because of *gestures vaguely around me.* I DO think they have a very similar flavor but the texture definitely works best when replacing omelets and not scrambled eggs. Getting them to not stick to the pan is also a bit of a challenge at times 🍽️
I found out those Louis Vuitton x Takashi Murakami bags can be fixed very easily with paint and a protective top coat so this is the progress I have made on this key wallet thing:
March 30, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I found out those Louis Vuitton x Takashi Murakami bags can be fixed very easily with paint and a protective top coat so this is the progress I have made on this key wallet thing:
not super pretty but this vegan chili was good! The cheese obviously is nothing like real cheese but if you treat it as flavored butter like I do it makes it easier to think about 🍽️
February 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
not super pretty but this vegan chili was good! The cheese obviously is nothing like real cheese but if you treat it as flavored butter like I do it makes it easier to think about 🍽️
Scallop chirashi baby! 🍽️
February 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Scallop chirashi baby! 🍽️
Been a little since I posted about the dinners my boyfriend has made us. Here we have dim sum, fresh pasta, poke and octopus from various nights 🍽️
January 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Been a little since I posted about the dinners my boyfriend has made us. Here we have dim sum, fresh pasta, poke and octopus from various nights 🍽️
testing the new video feeds format, does this go through?
January 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
testing the new video feeds format, does this go through?
anyways in non-crashing out about the loss of a second source of income news, my vegan bulgogi recipe I’ve been working on is getting pretty good!! This is how it looks pre-slicing and cooking in a pan 🍽️
January 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM
anyways in non-crashing out about the loss of a second source of income news, my vegan bulgogi recipe I’ve been working on is getting pretty good!! This is how it looks pre-slicing and cooking in a pan 🍽️
Here’s some old standup #standupcomedy
January 19, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Here’s some old standup #standupcomedy
we’re all thinking the same thought here right
January 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
we’re all thinking the same thought here right
oh my god wore it out and it was awesome. So warm. Clasps are great. Looks good. I wanna wear this all the time
January 18, 2025 at 5:33 AM
oh my god wore it out and it was awesome. So warm. Clasps are great. Looks good. I wanna wear this all the time
I just want a reason to wear this coat. It looks insane if I’m not dressed to the 9s. But I crave an opportunity to wander the world in this insane coat
January 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I just want a reason to wear this coat. It looks insane if I’m not dressed to the 9s. But I crave an opportunity to wander the world in this insane coat
I keep accidentally subjecting my poor old fat cat to flash photos and in every one he looks absolutely hilarious
January 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I keep accidentally subjecting my poor old fat cat to flash photos and in every one he looks absolutely hilarious
Sometimes I forget that when you follow the steps to look more conventionally beautiful, people actually think you look beautiful. Weird how that works. Anyways peep this picture of me
January 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Sometimes I forget that when you follow the steps to look more conventionally beautiful, people actually think you look beautiful. Weird how that works. Anyways peep this picture of me
I am SO GLAD I did not pay 300 dollars for this dress because while it is beautiful, the sleeves do not stay up because of how wide the neckline is so I now need to find some ribbon to add to keep the shoulders up.
December 7, 2024 at 3:52 PM
I am SO GLAD I did not pay 300 dollars for this dress because while it is beautiful, the sleeves do not stay up because of how wide the neckline is so I now need to find some ribbon to add to keep the shoulders up.
with every selfie my smize grows in power. Smizometer projections for the future are off the charts, invest now
December 1, 2024 at 12:31 AM
with every selfie my smize grows in power. Smizometer projections for the future are off the charts, invest now
Well yes! This is insane!!
November 29, 2024 at 10:58 AM
Well yes! This is insane!!
the goblins
November 24, 2024 at 4:59 PM
the goblins
After a year of wondering why they don’t make Christmas stockings you can wear, I have made them myself
November 17, 2024 at 8:58 PM
After a year of wondering why they don’t make Christmas stockings you can wear, I have made them myself