Sarcasm Generator
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you know me from TikTok (you probably don’t know me)
briefly captured my beautiful darling baby in an image
September 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
briefly captured my beautiful darling baby in an image
every time I have bone broth it makes me need to go to the bathroom. this has of course had no effect on the rate at which I consume bone broth
September 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
every time I have bone broth it makes me need to go to the bathroom. this has of course had no effect on the rate at which I consume bone broth
forgot to update with my picture of vampire nails
September 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
forgot to update with my picture of vampire nails
Thinking about,,, vampire nails,,,
September 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Thinking about,,, vampire nails,,,
Working on my Halloween jokes, can’t wait to figure out if the boos are because the jokes are bad or because I’ve made the ghosts laugh
September 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Working on my Halloween jokes, can’t wait to figure out if the boos are because the jokes are bad or because I’ve made the ghosts laugh
As someone who is mutuals with both Taylor Lorenz and Olivia Julianna, simply by being funny online, I would just like to say this has been an interesting week
August 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
As someone who is mutuals with both Taylor Lorenz and Olivia Julianna, simply by being funny online, I would just like to say this has been an interesting week
It’s so cool being on a plane and wearing noise reducing headphones and a mask and hearing a consistent cough. Please god be a smoker
August 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
It’s so cool being on a plane and wearing noise reducing headphones and a mask and hearing a consistent cough. Please god be a smoker
August 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
there’s no way anyone could misinterpret this film, it’s hammering you over the head with how blatant the message is! *reads one Reddit review thread* I’m becoming a monk
August 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
there’s no way anyone could misinterpret this film, it’s hammering you over the head with how blatant the message is! *reads one Reddit review thread* I’m becoming a monk
If some people don’t get a scene in a film, that’s to be expected. But if everyone doesn’t get a scene in a film, and has to work overtime to explain why it’s there, it’s proof the film is not good. In this essay, I will explain why Ari Aster is a bad filmmaker
August 8, 2025 at 2:42 PM
If some people don’t get a scene in a film, that’s to be expected. But if everyone doesn’t get a scene in a film, and has to work overtime to explain why it’s there, it’s proof the film is not good. In this essay, I will explain why Ari Aster is a bad filmmaker
It’s so cool how this just keeps happening forever
Dieting is just going “oh my god this sucks!! This sucks and it’s not even working!! Wait I lost a pound” over and over again
August 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM
It’s so cool how this just keeps happening forever
I sent another email since I got no answer. Did they lie? Was it a trick?
We are officially at “tomorrow I send an email about this because it’s been 12 months”
every day since I placed my order for free Cheetos pants I wonder when I will get them. Are they even real. What’s happening
July 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I sent another email since I got no answer. Did they lie? Was it a trick?
My darling pig (cat) is sleeping with his head resting on my leg and it is so cute. Also guess who can’t sleep lol
July 25, 2025 at 6:42 AM
My darling pig (cat) is sleeping with his head resting on my leg and it is so cute. Also guess who can’t sleep lol
damn I uhhhhh love my boyfriend or whatever
July 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
damn I uhhhhh love my boyfriend or whatever
I feel like I’m still a little lost on how you’re meant to get posts seen by people on here, like I’ve figured out feeds but is there something else to do? Do people use tags?
July 8, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I feel like I’m still a little lost on how you’re meant to get posts seen by people on here, like I’ve figured out feeds but is there something else to do? Do people use tags?
I’m gonna start posting my funnier videos here after hearing the TikTok news. Anyways I do #standupcomedy
July 7, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I’m gonna start posting my funnier videos here after hearing the TikTok news. Anyways I do #standupcomedy
We are officially at “tomorrow I send an email about this because it’s been 12 months”
every day since I placed my order for free Cheetos pants I wonder when I will get them. Are they even real. What’s happening
July 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
We are officially at “tomorrow I send an email about this because it’s been 12 months”
every day since I placed my order for free Cheetos pants I wonder when I will get them. Are they even real. What’s happening
April 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
every day since I placed my order for free Cheetos pants I wonder when I will get them. Are they even real. What’s happening
I knew Cheesecake Factory was like, what poor people think fancy is like, but I didn’t realize it’s quite literally Applebee’s food for quality food prices. Like it’s the same cost as Michelin star restaurants we’ve gone to,,, for Applebee’s food. Bonkers
April 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I knew Cheesecake Factory was like, what poor people think fancy is like, but I didn’t realize it’s quite literally Applebee’s food for quality food prices. Like it’s the same cost as Michelin star restaurants we’ve gone to,,, for Applebee’s food. Bonkers
Been trying to get into vegan eggs because of *gestures vaguely around me.* I DO think they have a very similar flavor but the texture definitely works best when replacing omelets and not scrambled eggs. Getting them to not stick to the pan is also a bit of a challenge at times 🍽️
April 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Been trying to get into vegan eggs because of *gestures vaguely around me.* I DO think they have a very similar flavor but the texture definitely works best when replacing omelets and not scrambled eggs. Getting them to not stick to the pan is also a bit of a challenge at times 🍽️
French onion soup, or as they call it, “Putain, c’est pas un soupe que nous mangeons ici a la France!!! Arrete!!!”
April 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
French onion soup, or as they call it, “Putain, c’est pas un soupe que nous mangeons ici a la France!!! Arrete!!!”
A good April Fool’s joke is to just text everyone you know, “Have you heard the gospel?” Everyone go try it
April 1, 2025 at 2:09 PM
A good April Fool’s joke is to just text everyone you know, “Have you heard the gospel?” Everyone go try it
I like how April Fool’s jokes used to be just “text someone confessing to a crime!” That was a cool time period in society, when you didn’t have to worry about that sort of thing
April 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I like how April Fool’s jokes used to be just “text someone confessing to a crime!” That was a cool time period in society, when you didn’t have to worry about that sort of thing
I found out those Louis Vuitton x Takashi Murakami bags can be fixed very easily with paint and a protective top coat so this is the progress I have made on this key wallet thing:
March 30, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I found out those Louis Vuitton x Takashi Murakami bags can be fixed very easily with paint and a protective top coat so this is the progress I have made on this key wallet thing:
Stop trying to argue with them with logic and start calling them ugly!!! They don’t care that they are wrong but they care about being ugly!!!
March 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Stop trying to argue with them with logic and start calling them ugly!!! They don’t care that they are wrong but they care about being ugly!!!