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SarazLifeChoicez
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Pretending I'm a pleasant person all day is exhausting
Uhm... #ThePerfectMan for the #Holidays 🤭

I just saw someone refer to mansplaining as 'correctile dysfunction' so please excuse me while I laugh hysterically 😂😭

Just a #SingleGal 🙋🏻‍♀️ taking it 1️⃣ day at a time & her #HotMessLifeChoices 💯🎯⁉️🤷‍♀️ #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️
December 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
It's been a #DuckingGreatDay I got #DiscoDucked by @fkndisco [loving this super special duckie - HUGE ThankYOUUUUUUU] & I also got #Slimed !

Just a #SingleGal taking it 1️⃣ day at a time & her #HotMessLifeChoices 💯🎯⁉️🤷‍♀️ #ItsAJeepThing #JeepLife #IDoNotToneDown #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️
December 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
When it's almost #Christmas but only ️3️⃣3️⃣0️⃣ Days Until #Halloween 🎃👻 drinking a peppermint hot cocoa in front of the fire #SingleGal 🙋🏻‍♀️ taking it 1️⃣ day at a time & her #HotMessLifeChoices 💯🎯⁉️🤷‍♀️ #SingleGalLife #ItsAlwaysHalloweenInMyHeartAndSoul 🖤🐈‍⬛️ #Ferrel #ChaosQueen #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️
December 6, 2025 at 5:11 AM
December 4 is COOKIE DAY!!!!! National Cookie Day! And World Cookie Day! And, heck, Intergalactic Cookie Day!

🍪Who wants to bring me cookies?

#CookieDay #Cookie #IWantCookies
December 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I was sssssoooooooo bored, I was about to shuffle around the house naked... then I drank a bottle of Windex and it stopped me from streaking!
Just a #SingleGal 🙋🏻‍♀️ taking it 1️⃣ day at a time & her #HotMessLifeChoices 💯🎯⁉️🤷‍♀️ #IAmObviouslyAWorkInProgress 🤔😆 #CelebrateTheWayIWant #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️
December 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It was another Physical Therapy day! Working on getting stretched & adjusted so pain, numbness, tingling, etc. go away! Slow going with small advances. Maybe a Grinch Meal will help 🤷‍♀️there's 🧦
#MyHotMessLifeChoices 💯🎯⁉️🤷‍♀️ #ADayInMyNewHipLife #CelebrateLifeTheWayIWant #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️
December 4, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Copper Mountain College students - Federal Student Aid: The 2026-27 FAFSA form is available now! Use the Free Application for Federal Student Aid (FAFSA®) form to apply for financial aid for college, career school, or graduate school.
Start your form today at 🧵👇
December 3, 2025 at 5:15 AM
🎁 Give the Gift of Opportunity this #GivingTuesday!

At Copper Mountain College, our Culinary Arts students are cooking up bright futures — but every chef needs the right tools.
For just $21, you can help purchase a professional chef’s knife for a student to use in class and as they begin their 🧵👇
December 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
🎄 Adopt a Resident for Christmas 🎁
The annual Soroptimist Yucca Valley Adopt a Resident program is officially underway!

Each year, generous community members help bring comfort and joy to the Continuing Care Center residents in Joshua Tree by donating cozy items like blankets, slippers, 🧵👇
December 3, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Application closes February 28, 2026! APPLY!!!!
An absolute life changing scholarship!
And finalists get $2500 for up to 4 semesters to come to CMC full time 💰Apply online apply.mykaleidoscope.com/program/CMCF...
December 3, 2025 at 1:35 AM
It's Physical Therapy day! Trying to get adjusted so pain, numbness, tingling, etc. goes away! Or at least lessens considerably 🤷‍♀️. Think they can adjust my attitude to?
#MyHotMessLifeChoices #ADayInMyNewHipLife #IAmObviouslyAWorkInProgress 🤔😆 #SingleGalLife #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️
December 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I'm the human equivalent of a feral cat: Low maintenance, high independence, & prone to mild violence if you try to hug me without warning. A gal🙋🏻‍♀️ taking it 1️⃣ day at a time & #MyHotMessLifeChoices 💯🎯⁉️ #ImObviouslyAWorkInProgress 🤔😆 #NeedAWarningTag #CelebrateLifeTheWayIWant #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛
December 1, 2025 at 1:08 AM
When it's almost #Thanksgiving but only ️3️⃣4️⃣0️⃣ Days Until #Halloween!🎃🌝🌙👻
May your week be filled with family, food, friends, fun, and blessings 😘

Just a gal🙋🏻‍♀️ taking it 1️⃣ day at a time & her #LifeChoices 💯🎯⁉️🤷‍♀️

#GodLoveAndLaughter #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Check out this post! v.lemon8-app.com/al/OgkjpkRdpv
The Power of Love 💖 Presented by Soroptimist International of Yucca Valley, this heartwarming wreath embraces this year’s theme with generosity, comfort, & holiday cheer. Catch this beautiful entry at the Festival of Wreaths! ✨🎄
November 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
🎨 Join Us for the Student Art Show – Get ready to be inspired — our Student Art Show is happening next Thursday, November 20th, from 5:00–7:30 PM in the Bagley Room at the CMC Greenleaf Library! Come celebrate the incredible creativity of our talented CMC student artists and explore the amazing🧵👇
November 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Check it out! v.lemon8-app.com/al/OgZfcmsssv
🎄❤️ Candy Cane Cutie Alert! ❤️🎄
The Yucca Valley Roadrunner Print & Ship team has kept a beloved tradition going strong❣️

Join us this Sunday at the Festival of Wreaths and bid on this sweet holiday masterpiece to support CMC students!
November 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Men's Home BB game Wed 11/19 at 5 pm
Women's Home BB game Fri 11/21 at 1 pm
Free Admission!

Follow www.facebook.com/slamdunkCMC

As a reminder all regular season home games at the Bell Center are FREE. Come on out to some awesome basketball at a family-friendly price.
November 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I'm feeling the love! Again I received some Great recuperation gifties and card, thank YOUUUUUUU friends 🧡 these make recuperation better 🥰 #LifeChoices 💯🎯⁉️🤷‍♀️ #NewHipGal
#NewHipShuffle #ImObviouslyAWorkInProgress #TellFriendsYouLoveThem #MakeItWeird #LivingSingleLife #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️
November 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
3️⃣4️⃣9️⃣ days till Halloween🕔🎃🌝🌙👻

“Halloween isn’t a holiday. It’s a lifestyle temporarily validated by the calendar.” 🕯️💀

I don’t decorate for Halloween. I simply bring out the rest of my personality. 🕯️🦇

I’m just a #HalloweenGirl #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️
November 17, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Thank you to everyone who has been checking in on me since my surgery. Most of you know, this is my 2nd hip replacement. I figured after a couple of days, I'd be up and running around, complaining that I am bored...

Instead, I have endema from hip to toes, 'drop foot', radiating pain from my🧵👇
November 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Hey CMC Basketball 🏀 Fans - lose track of what time it is but want to see #CMCAthleticdoubleheadersbasketball 🏀 you're in luck #CopperMountainCollege YouTube links below!
#Women www.youtube.com/live/d58QZgI...
#Men www.youtube.com/live/K7v_aXZ...
For game schedule follow www.facebook.com/slamdunkCMC
November 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Done ✅️

Everything was so good but now I have to go grocery shopping 🤔

Just a gal🙋🏻‍♀️ taking it 1️⃣ day at a time & her #LifeChoices 💯🎯⁉️🤷‍♀️

#ADayInMyLife #IAmCapableOfWildlyMagnificentThings #IAmObviouslyAWorkInProgress 🤔😆 #SingleLife #AdultingLikeAPro #CelebrateLifeTheWayIWant #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️
November 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
It's not too late... to hand out some #love for #WorldKindnessDay.
November 14, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Today I received some Great recuperation gifties thank YOUUUUUUU friends 🧡

Just a gal🙋🏻‍♀️ taking it 1️⃣ day at a time & her #LifeChoices 💯🎯⁉️🤷‍♀️ #NewHipGal #ImObviouslyAWorkInProgress #TellFriendsYouLoveThem #MakeItWeird
#IAmCapableOfWildlyMagnificentThings #SingleLife #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM