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I'm the human equivalent of a feral cat: Low maintenance, high independence, & prone to mild violence if you try to hug me without warning. A gal🙋🏻‍♀️ taking it 1️⃣ day at a time & #MyHotMessLifeChoices 💯🎯⁉️ #ImObviouslyAWorkInProgress 🤔😆 #NeedAWarningTag #CelebrateLifeTheWayIWant #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛
December 1, 2025 at 1:08 AM
sarazlifechoicez.bsky.social
What if when we die The Light at The End of The Tunnel we see is just us being pushed out of another Birth Canal?

#HappyMothersDayWeekend #MothersDay

Just a gal🙋🏻‍♀️my #LifeChoices 💯🎯 & 📅 #ADayInMyLife #GodLoveAndLaughter #blessed #Ferrel #F 💣💀 #IDoNotToneDown #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️
May 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
sarazlifechoicez.bsky.social
WTH? I got home & The Hitchhiker has moved her pets in🙄, her kiddos decided the dog needed 'dressing' and the cats protecting her kitten from the puppy...

This house isn't big enough for all this #Chaos 😲even if I'm the #ChaosQueen #ItsAlwaysHalloweenInMyHeartAndSoul 🖤🐈‍⬛️ #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️
September 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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When it's 1️⃣2️⃣ days until #Christmas 🥳🎁🎉☃️🎄 but #Halloween 🎃👻 🥰 is my favorite holiday! Only 3️⃣2️⃣1️⃣ days to #Halloween 🎃👻 🥰 #Wheeeeee #ItsAlwaysHalloweenInMyHeartAndSoul 🖤🐈‍⬛️ #ADayInMyLife 📆 #CelebrateLifeTheWayIWant #BodyArt #SingleLife #IDoNotToneDown 🤣 #sorryNOTsorry 🤪 #IYKYK #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛
December 14, 2024 at 5:58 AM
sarazlifechoicez.bsky.social
#4thOfJuly #Summerween cuz' it's only 119 days to my favorite day #Halloween

Just a gal taking it one day at a time and her #LifeChoices 💯🎯🙋‍♀️✔️🤷‍♀️ #ADayInMyLife

#CelebrateLifeTheWayIWant #HalloweenLove 🎃❣️ #4thofJuly2025
#ItsAlwaysHalloweenInMyHeartAndSoul #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️
July 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
sarazlifechoicez.bsky.social
What I think every time I lift my purse 👜🤪🤣🤣🤣

Just a gal🙋🏻‍♀️my #LifeChoices 💯🎯 & 📅 #ADayInMyLife #TakingIt1DayAtATime #CelebrateLifeTheWayIWant #TellFriendsYouLoveThem #MakeItWeird #SingleLife #ChaosQueen #Ferrel #ItsAlwaysHalloweenInMyHeartAndSoul 🖤🐈‍⬛️ #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️
April 28, 2025 at 2:36 AM
sarazlifechoicez.bsky.social
When someone gets you... one of my favorite #Duckings this is #DuckingGreat

Just a #Jeepgal🙋🏻‍♀️ taking it 1️⃣ day at a time & her #LifeChoices 💯🎯⁉️🤷‍♀️

#ADayInMyLife #ItsAJeepThing #ChaosQueen #JeepLife #F💣🤬 #ItsAlwaysHalloweenInMyHeartAndSoul 🖤🐈‍⬛️ #BodyArt #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️
October 7, 2025 at 5:01 AM
sarazlifechoicez.bsky.social
I feel like I was being judged on my way to school this morning!
#JeepGirl #Duckies #Judgement #MorningDrive #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️
August 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
sarazlifechoicez.bsky.social
When it's only 7️⃣ days until #Christmas 🥳🎁🎉☃️🎄 but #Halloween 🎃👻 is your favorite holiday! Only 3️⃣1️⃣7️⃣ days to #Halloween 🎃👻 🎃👻 🥰 #Wheeeeeeeee
#ItsAlwaysHalloweenInMyHeartAndSoul 🖤🐈‍⬛️ #ADayInMyLife 📆 #CelebrateLifeTheWayIWant #BodyArt #SingleLife #IDoNotToneDown #IYKYK #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛
December 19, 2024 at 7:18 AM
sarazlifechoicez.bsky.social
A commercial comes on.
Momster: 'I wanna go there'
Are you sure?
'Yes, but I don't want to get up, get dressed, or go out of the house.'
Uhm, 'what?'
Momster: 'That'll be my last wish.'
'Nope, your last wish'll be water'
'What?'
'That's what everyone in Hell wishes for'
#NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛
December 18, 2024 at 4:09 AM
sarazlifechoicez.bsky.social
#Summerween cuz' it's only 122 days to my favorite day #Halloween
#RabbitRabbitRabbit
#CelebrateLifeTheWayIWant #HalloweenLove 🎃❣️ #4thofJuly2025
#ItsAlwaysHalloweenInMyHeartAndSoul #HalloweenIsALifeStyleNotAHoliday #ItsAlwaysHalloweenAtMyHouse #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️
July 2, 2025 at 6:10 AM
sarazlifechoicez.bsky.social
What is my life? When I got home Saturday night #TheHitchhiker let her "significant other" move in🤦‍♀️ This house isn't big enough for all this #Chaos 😲even if I'm the #ChaosQueen 💥 I think #Momster is letting this happen🤷‍♀️ #ItsAlwaysHalloweenInMyHeartAndSoul #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️✴️
September 30, 2025 at 3:47 AM
sarazlifechoicez.bsky.social
The 2025 #FaceOfHalloween first ✂️is coming up this Thursday (9/4). I'm in the Top 20 creeps in my group! You know what happens if I'm not✂️💀
#PleaseVOTEforMeDAILY faceofhalloween.org/2025/sara-hu... 🗳💥

#ItsAlwaysHalloweenInMyHeartAndSoul 🖤🐈‍⬛ #ChaosQueen #CelebrateTheWayIWant #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️
September 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
sarazlifechoicez.bsky.social
Just a gal🙋🏻‍♀️my #LifeChoices 💯🎯 & #TakingIt1DayAtATime 📅A birthday is a celebration of the start of a new year, not the end of one... I am one year smarter, wiser, prettier, and sexier! I love #birthdays #LovingMyLife #CelebrateLifeTheWayIWant #GodLoveAndLaughter #SingleLife #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛
January 23, 2025 at 9:13 AM
sarazlifechoicez.bsky.social
My baby is getting some love from J's Liners & Accessories 😍 Thank you Jay!

Just a #SingleGal 🙋🏻‍♀️ my #LifeChoices 💯🎯 #LivingAJeepLife 🚙💚 #SingleLife #GodLoveAndLaughter #LovingMyLife #CelebrateLifeTheWayIWant #TellFriendsYouLoveThem ##MakeItWeird #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️
July 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
sarazlifechoicez.bsky.social
Today in #SarasHotMessLife 🤪 I'm just glad to be home! Today reminded me that I'm truly blessed by the people God puts in my path... If for no other reason than as a reminder that he has a twisted sense of humor... #Wheee 🌀 #ChaosQueen #MagnificentDisaster #IDoNotToneDown #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️
September 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
sarazlifechoicez.bsky.social
Today in #SarasHotMessLife it looks like I picked up a #hitchhiker between my Dr. appointment and @soroptimist_yuccavalley meeting 🤪

#AnotherDayInSarasHotMessLife #MyHotMessLife #CelebrateLifeTheWayIWant 🎉 #MakeItWeird #SingleLife #ItsAlwaysHalloweenInMyHeartAndSoul 🖤🐈‍⬛️ #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛
September 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
sarazlifechoicez.bsky.social
What is my life? I got home and #TheHitchhiker is riding #MegaDuck, looks like they're having fun🤷‍♀️
This house isn't big enough for all this #Chaos 😲even if I'm the #ChaosQueen 💥 Just a #JeepGal 🙋🏻‍♀️ my #JeepLifeChoices 💯🎯 #LivingMyBestJeepLife
#ItsAJeepThing #SarasHotMessLife #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️✴️
September 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
sarazlifechoicez.bsky.social
When you’re trying to start Halloween but it’s still a million degrees out🫠
I’m just a girl waiting for Spooky Season 🎀👻🎃💓🙋🏻‍♀️ my #LifeChoices 💯🎯 & #HalloweenLife
#HalloweenVibes #CelebrateLifeTheWayIWant #ItsAlwaysHalloweenInMyHeartAndSoul 🖤🐈‍⬛️ #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛
August 16, 2025 at 5:18 AM
sarazlifechoicez.bsky.social
When It's 5️⃣ days to #NewYears🥳 2️⃣7️⃣ to 5️⃣7️⃣ & Only 3️⃣0️⃣🎱 days to my favorite holiday! #Halloween ​🎃👻 #Whee 🌀
#TakingIt1DayAtATime #LifeChoices #CelebrateLifeTheWayIWant #ItsAlwaysHalloweenInMyHeartAndSoul #ImObviouslyAWorkInProgress #IDoNotToneDown #sorryNOTsorry #SkillsNotScores #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛
December 27, 2024 at 10:30 PM
sarazlifechoicez.bsky.social
OMG! I love❣️love❣️love❣️this duckie❣️

Thank you Jimmy, I love this attitude duckie!

Just a #JeepGal 🙋🏻‍♀️ my #LifeChoices 💯🎯 #LivingAJeepLife 🚙💚

#GodLoveAndLaughter #LovingMyLife #TellFriendsYouLoveThem #MakeItWeird #ItsAlwaysHalloweenInMyHeartAndSoul 🖤🐈‍⬛️ #IDoNotToneDown #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️
July 18, 2025 at 4:21 AM
sarazlifechoicez.bsky.social
I have just under 6️⃣ days to move up 3️⃣ spots... can I do it? ✨️Can I move up in my group to the top 5️⃣? Help me, Please vote 🗳 for me daily for the 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣5️⃣ @officialfaceofhalloween 🎃
faceofhalloween.org/2025/sara-hu...
#ItsAlwaysHalloweenInMyHeartAndSoul #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛
September 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
sarazlifechoicez.bsky.social
I'm always celebrating #NationalGrainFreeDay. You can too! Celebrate by trying a new meal free of grains or cook a grain-free meal for someone who may have differing dietary needs. #celebrateeveryday #NotByChoice #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️
February 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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#NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️
April 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
sarazlifechoicez.bsky.social
#SpookySeason 🎃👻🎃

Many people grew out of it… But some of us made it our permanent address. 🖤🎃 I don’t decorate for Halloween. I simply bring out the rest of my personality. 🕯️🦇

I’m just a #HalloweenGirl waiting for #Halloween 👻🎃my #SpookyLifeChoices 💯🎯 & #HalloweenLife #NowWhereIsMyDietSoda 🥤⁉️📛ℹ️
September 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM