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Saraslop
@sarazaran.bsky.social
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Sara. Her/She. 28. Streamer and graphic designer for Level Up For Charity. Occasional video essayist and podcaster. CEO of Wasp. I talk about comics (mostly ants and d-tier avengers) and theme parks and weird old tv shows nobody else has ever heard of.
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i don't give a shit what cable and archangel are up to just give me ten issues of aki and tabs in a messy, flirty situationship that culminates in an ill-advised one-night stand
Akihiro (Hellverine) and Tabitha Smith (Boom-Boom), cropped from the cover for Inglorious X-Force #1 (2026)
November 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Wait I thought of something better
The same longcat image from the previous skeet, but the cat on the left is edited to look like Frankenstein's Monster and the one on the right is edited to look like the Bride of Frankenstein, both depictions based on the classic 1930s Universal films. TOGETHER is crossed out and replaced with DEAD
November 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Had a vision of a meme that I figured must have been made fifteen years ago but I couldn't find one so I made it myself
Longcat next to another identical image of longcat facing toward each other. TOP TEXT: WE BE LONG BOTTOM TEXT: TOGETHER
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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House of Frankenstein (1945) posits a world where the sick freak that unleashed this monstrosity on the earth was imprisoned for life
Dog Man from hit Dreamworks film Dog Man adapted from the Dog Man series of books by Dav Pilkey
November 14, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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i know it's taking a while so here's a preview of the next chapter
Screenshot of google docs in dark mode. Suddenly, Ygor kicks down the door to Victoria’s study and scurries up to her, hair frazzled and body littered with scratches. “Ygor! What are you–?!” “The catacombs, Doctor! Problem in the catacombs!” he collapses at her feet, grasping at her as he kneels. Victoria scoffs and turns back to looking over her notes. “What’s going on?” “It’s the monsters, Doctor… The monsters! They’re unchained!” Ygor cries out and buries his face in her lap. Victoria looks up slowly, then turns to look at Ygor. “Say. That. Again.” “Monsters! Unchained! Your Frankenstein experiment, it’s–” “Say no more.”
November 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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i paused the movie to make this meme
An edited facebook screenshot. Lawrence Talbot (The Wolfman, portrayed by Lon Chaney Jr.) has updated his profile picture to a greyscale headshot of himself. Ilonka comments, "a smile might be good", to which Lawrence responds "Nothing to smile about in my life."
November 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Off brand Dr pepper and House of Frankenstein (1944) alone on a Saturday night. Your girl WISHES she was me.
November 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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ERIC: Damn, okay, this LMD body's got a few /choice upgrades./
TASKY: ...you done yet, little buddy?
ERIC: What's the rush? I wanna enjoy this.
TASKY: We have a &¢@#ing job to do.
ERIC: Ow-- Hey! Is this any way to treat a lady?!
Action figure photography of Eric O'Grady's head on a female SHIELD agent body, feeling herself up The same shot from the previous image, zoomed out to show Taskmaster staring at her. The same female SHIELD agent body, but now with the Black Ant helmet on it. Taskmaster is rubbing the bridge of his nose in an exasperated manner Taskmaster unceremoniously grabbing Eric by the wrist to drag her away.
November 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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I can't make this shit up
The bluesky new skeet text box. The in-progress skeet reads "Trying to make my Cox Internet payment but I'm on Cox Internet so the payment won't even fucking go through" An alert above the skeet reads "Post failed to upload. Please check your Internet connection and try again."
November 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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I want people to see my Jurassic Pack
A mini backpack with the iconic Jurassic Park gates surrounded by jungle foliage. A nametag pin is on top with the Jurassic Park logo and it reads "Sara;Ankylosaurus Handler". A Jurassic World handler id badge with a picture of my face on it hangs off the side The backpack from the previous image with the gates open to reveal the roaring head of a Tyrannosaurus rex
October 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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I watched Son of Dracula (1943) starring Lon Chaney Jr. as Alucard, does that count
Grayscale image of Lon Chaney Jr. as Count Alucard, standing in front of a crypt with a shovel in hand, from Son of Dracula (1943)
October 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Jon Bon Jovi, best known for his vocal work on the track "R2-D2 We Wish You A Merry Christmas" on the Star Wars-themed Christmas album, Christmas in the Stars (1980),
The cover for the Star Wars-themed Christmas album, Christmas in the Stars, featuring R2-D2 and C-3PO in S. Claus' workshop
October 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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why did they turn my man quentin into travis mcelroy
a variant cover by Ron Lim for #MarvelComics Omega Kids, featuring an older, bearded Quentin Quire (Kid Omega)
October 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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"Yeah can I get that super size? What? In 2004? Where the hell have I been?"
Toy photography of Hank Pym (Giant-Man) crouching to peer inside of a McDonalds restaurant
October 22, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Finally have enough space to have the avengers display I deserve
Marvel Legends figures of the Avengers, including Iron Man, Thor, Captain America, Giant-Man, the Wasp, Hawkeye, Quicksilver, the Scarlet Witch, the Vision, Hercules, Black Panther, Black Knight, Black Widow, Captain America (Wilson), Redwing, Beast, Wonder Man, Ms. Marvel (Danvers), War Machine, Jocasta, Tigra, She-Hulk, Namor, Captain Marvel (Rambeau), Quasar, Moon Knight, US Agent, Red Hulk, Machine Man, Rage, Sandman, Sersi, Storm, Thunderstone, Ant-Man (Lang), Stinger, Winter Soldier, Spider-Woman (Drew), Speedball, Blue Marvel, Shang-Chi, Thor (Foster), Ms. Marvel (Khan), Squirrel Girl, Tippy-toe, Hawkeye (Bishop), Gwenpool, Jeff the Land Shark, and Ultron The previous image zoomed in to one side The first image zoomed in to the other side
October 20, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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get his ass
Two #MarvelComics panels. Johnny Storm (The Human Torch) flying over a group of hoodlums, who toss a brick right at him and turn on a fire hose to spray him with a WHOOOSH! "Hey! Hold it! Did you lose your marbles or something? I'm trying to help! (Those blockheads! Toss a brick at me, will they? I'll show 'em--!" Angered by the crowd's attack, the quick-tempered youth carelessly flies lower-- just as a powerful, high-pressure water hose is turned on! And then-- "We got him! This'll bring him down where we can question him! Keep that hose on 'im! Soak 'im good, so he can't get away!"
October 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Cover for Longshots #1 (2025) from #MarvelComics featuring Patsy Walker (Hellcat) and Simon Williams (Wonder Man) at the altar getting married. James Rhodes (War Machine) and Jen Walters (She-Hulk) stand behind them with a priest, as various Avenger-types watch. A news headline above it reads "She's a lesbian, he's gay, and their 33-year marriage will change your perception of love. Life is nothing if not an interesting adventure."
October 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Looks like we're having a. Countdown to Extinction.
A photo from the ride DINOSAUR in Disney's Animal Kingdom. The text reads "The last day to experience DINOSAUR is February 1. The attraction will close permanently on February 2 to make way for Tropical Americas. Read the Disney Parks Blog to learn more."
October 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Action figure photography of Jack Griffin (The Invisible Man) and Sue Storm-Richards (Invisible Woman) standing next to each other and partially showing off their own invisibility. Text is overlayed which reads "I believe we've made ourselves clear"
October 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Who's clearing
Action figure photography of Jack Griffin (The Invisible Man) grasping Sue Storm-Richards' (The Invisible Woman) disappearing arm and inspecting it in bewilderment.
October 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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i need to ride beijing's jurassic world adventure
violent stick figure aggressively biting and shaking a smaller guy
October 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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No way... Frankenwine...
Two bottles of wine from 19 Crimes, a Cabernet Sauvignon and a red blend. The Cabernet has Frankenstein's Monster on the bottle, and the red blend has the Bride of Frankenstein on it.
October 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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"hey can i copy your homework"
"sure just change it up a bit"
Elsa Bloodstone from Marvel Comics, pointing a smoking shotgun at the viewer Saskia van Helsing from Universal's Halloween Horror Nights maze Eternal Bloodlines (2024)
October 1, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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what the fuck were they cooking with this i demand answers
a high-definition cgi promo for Universal's Dark Universe of Dracula choking Ygor
September 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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An edited tweet from Cullen "swamp trash" Crawford @HelloCullen from January 1 2021 "me and my friends would've killed Cap'n Crunch with hammers I can tell you that much" with Cap'n Crunch edited to be the cereal's logo
September 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM