Saraslop
@sarazaran.bsky.social
Sara. Her/She. 28. Streamer and graphic designer for Level Up For Charity. Occasional video essayist and podcaster. CEO of Wasp. I talk about comics (mostly ants and d-tier avengers) and theme parks and weird old tv shows nobody else has ever heard of.
Most unrealistic part of Venom 3 by far is the idea that the Paris of all hotels would have a bouncer that cares what you're dressed like
November 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Most unrealistic part of Venom 3 by far is the idea that the Paris of all hotels would have a bouncer that cares what you're dressed like
monsters unchained should get a christmas overlay with like victoria in a santa hat and ygor dressed like an elf and she says things like "DRACULA! UNDER MY CHRISTMAS TREE!" and "ALL MONSTERS WILL BE ON THE NICE LIST THIS YEAR" and dracula is obliterated by the overwhelming power of christmas cheer
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 AM
monsters unchained should get a christmas overlay with like victoria in a santa hat and ygor dressed like an elf and she says things like "DRACULA! UNDER MY CHRISTMAS TREE!" and "ALL MONSTERS WILL BE ON THE NICE LIST THIS YEAR" and dracula is obliterated by the overwhelming power of christmas cheer
I would excel at one of those "spend the night in this haunted mansion" challenges because I would just hook up some video games and do a 24 hour livestream. So if ghosts aren't real, I'm too distracted to be scared, but if they are, I have live video evidence. Boom.
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I would excel at one of those "spend the night in this haunted mansion" challenges because I would just hook up some video games and do a 24 hour livestream. So if ghosts aren't real, I'm too distracted to be scared, but if they are, I have live video evidence. Boom.
The Mummy's Curse (1944) tries to be a direct sequel to The Mummy's Ghost (1944) but seems to have not actually watched the movie. Why was Kharis in the bayou. How did he get there.
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The Mummy's Curse (1944) tries to be a direct sequel to The Mummy's Ghost (1944) but seems to have not actually watched the movie. Why was Kharis in the bayou. How did he get there.
remember: 🤍❤️you can't spell necromancer without romance 🖤💜
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
remember: 🤍❤️you can't spell necromancer without romance 🖤💜
i don't feel like The Mummy's Curse (1944) is really selling me on it being set in the mysterious far-off year of 1995
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
i don't feel like The Mummy's Curse (1944) is really selling me on it being set in the mysterious far-off year of 1995
I hope Ultron gets a wedding dress skin
November 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I hope Ultron gets a wedding dress skin
The thing that really took me out of House of Frankenstein (1944) was the scene in which Dracula drinks. Wine. He's never supposed to do that!!
November 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The thing that really took me out of House of Frankenstein (1944) was the scene in which Dracula drinks. Wine. He's never supposed to do that!!
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if you squint and cross your eyes and unfocus them and stare past the drawing and use your imagination it almost looks like she’s holding a bow
November 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
if you squint and cross your eyes and unfocus them and stare past the drawing and use your imagination it almost looks like she’s holding a bow
i know it's taking a while so here's a preview of the next chapter
November 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
i know it's taking a while so here's a preview of the next chapter
ARMCHAIR IMAGINEERING PITCH: scooby-doo dark ride in uso that's like functionally a Baby's First Monsters Unchained
November 9, 2025 at 6:27 AM
ARMCHAIR IMAGINEERING PITCH: scooby-doo dark ride in uso that's like functionally a Baby's First Monsters Unchained
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That Left Turn at Hollow Bastion
November 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
That Left Turn at Hollow Bastion
Just accidentally she/her'd Frankenstein's Monster. Don't know what this means or says about me but I will keep you posted.
November 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Just accidentally she/her'd Frankenstein's Monster. Don't know what this means or says about me but I will keep you posted.
i paused the movie to make this meme
November 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM
i paused the movie to make this meme
Off brand Dr pepper and House of Frankenstein (1944) alone on a Saturday night. Your girl WISHES she was me.
November 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Off brand Dr pepper and House of Frankenstein (1944) alone on a Saturday night. Your girl WISHES she was me.
ERIC: Damn, okay, this LMD body's got a few /choice upgrades./
TASKY: ...you done yet, little buddy?
ERIC: What's the rush? I wanna enjoy this.
TASKY: We have a &¢@#ing job to do.
ERIC: Ow-- Hey! Is this any way to treat a lady?!
TASKY: ...you done yet, little buddy?
ERIC: What's the rush? I wanna enjoy this.
TASKY: We have a &¢@#ing job to do.
ERIC: Ow-- Hey! Is this any way to treat a lady?!
November 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
ERIC: Damn, okay, this LMD body's got a few /choice upgrades./
TASKY: ...you done yet, little buddy?
ERIC: What's the rush? I wanna enjoy this.
TASKY: We have a &¢@#ing job to do.
ERIC: Ow-- Hey! Is this any way to treat a lady?!
TASKY: ...you done yet, little buddy?
ERIC: What's the rush? I wanna enjoy this.
TASKY: We have a &¢@#ing job to do.
ERIC: Ow-- Hey! Is this any way to treat a lady?!
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Overheard a kid in the grocery store soda aisle say "did you know Dr Pepper is a coke product" and man let me tell you I used all of my self control today
November 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Overheard a kid in the grocery store soda aisle say "did you know Dr Pepper is a coke product" and man let me tell you I used all of my self control today
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Laura Kinney Wolverine ❤️🤘
SNIKT
SNIKT
November 6, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Laura Kinney Wolverine ❤️🤘
SNIKT
SNIKT
The Mummy's Ghost (1944) dared to ask the question, "wait it's been long enough that you guys forgot about The Mummy (1932) right?"
November 6, 2025 at 5:35 AM
The Mummy's Ghost (1944) dared to ask the question, "wait it's been long enough that you guys forgot about The Mummy (1932) right?"
tthe one thing i still really don't get is why the Priests of Arcam care so much about the tomb of Princess Ananka. why do they keep Kharis in this limbo state of half-life. what do they stand to gain.
November 6, 2025 at 4:36 AM
tthe one thing i still really don't get is why the Priests of Arcam care so much about the tomb of Princess Ananka. why do they keep Kharis in this limbo state of half-life. what do they stand to gain.
I can't make this shit up
November 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I can't make this shit up
the thing that really gets me about Inhumans (2017) is that it's like, the peak of the 'Bad Guy Has A Point So They Make Him Bomb A Hospital' trope because Maximus never really stops being right about everything and nothing ever once indicates that Black Bolt is in any way the better king
November 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
the thing that really gets me about Inhumans (2017) is that it's like, the peak of the 'Bad Guy Has A Point So They Make Him Bomb A Hospital' trope because Maximus never really stops being right about everything and nothing ever once indicates that Black Bolt is in any way the better king
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