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sarasmartass.bsky.social
BloomBitch
@sarasmartass.bsky.social
Mom, floral designer, farmer, business owner, resistance fighter, neurospicy as hell
It’s not most. It’s just that monsters tend to be louder than the rest of us, because they’re, well, monsters.
November 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Hi. Megyn Kelly is a dickhead, but her kid didn’t do anything and doesn’t deserve to be treated like this. Please take this photo down.
November 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
🤣
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
It’s a beautiful outfit, which shouldn’t be surprising as that Cinq a Sept bouclé blazer retails for $395. Good thing she doesn’t have to worry about her healthcare premiums rising so she can afford more of those fancy outfits.
November 15, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I’m starting to think police officers get “injured” the way soccer players get “injured”…
November 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Thanks for this. I just finished a crap ton of my Christmas shopping. You’re amazing!!!!!!
November 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
This is an amazing quote.

Wishing you a beautiful Friday!
November 14, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Two of the angels on the other side of the Rainbow Bridge.

We lost Dorito, the original cranky old man, in 2016.

We lost Mookie, our Queen 👑, in 2023.
November 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Roses like that, too.
November 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
🤣

It could be my current level of frustration speaking. But you have to acknowledge it would be a nice change of pace.
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Personally, I’d like to put all the people who think about complex problems in absolutist terms and shove them onto a rocket ship to Mars.

Maybe then we’d actually stand a chance of solving these complex problems. 🤷‍♀️
November 13, 2025 at 2:45 PM
My kid is 13. Most of these books are in our house. I just leave them on shelves, hoping they’ll pick one up…sometimes one disappears for a week and then comes back. ☺️
November 12, 2025 at 1:55 PM
There won’t be any. The White House Christmas decorations were displayed in the East Wing.
November 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
They were trying to claw it back from the states that paid out, which is ridiculous.
November 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Thank you. It’s hard being progressive in a rural area. I’m really loud about where I stand, but I’ve been doing this awhile and am pretty impervious to idiotic BS.
November 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I guarantee you that in that red area if a business owner has nothing out, they’re likely allies. I have a dear florist friend in a super red rural area who keeps her head down, but has become a connector for the very quiet local resistance movement. We all do what we can where we’re at.
November 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM