Flake_Plissken🧜🏻♀️🔮🐦⬛
@saramonkey.bsky.social
Award-winning writer. Sassypants. GenX. Snarknado. Problematic bitch. Bad dancer. Daydreamer.
Fatty McFeatures reports windy AF.
February 6, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Fatty McFeatures reports windy AF.
DRINK ME! -- Much like myself, the can and decorations promise a good time, but inside I'm bubbly, salty, and full of nothingness.
February 5, 2026 at 6:08 PM
DRINK ME! -- Much like myself, the can and decorations promise a good time, but inside I'm bubbly, salty, and full of nothingness.
RANDO NO. 5 -- Blind Date with a Book time here at the Book Barn. Students get to choose a book sight unseen, read it, rate it, and get entered to win a prize. I picked these three...feel free to guess! 🎡🫣
February 5, 2026 at 6:00 PM
RANDO NO. 5 -- Blind Date with a Book time here at the Book Barn. Students get to choose a book sight unseen, read it, rate it, and get entered to win a prize. I picked these three...feel free to guess! 🎡🫣
I was going to be Ginger Jill.
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February 3, 2026 at 11:48 PM
I was going to be Ginger Jill.
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A BANKSY! -- Crab man.
February 3, 2026 at 11:43 PM
A BANKSY! -- Crab man.
MAMA MIA! -- Lil Jerry is a tiny, toasty, ball of mozzarella on his pizza snuffle pad.
February 1, 2026 at 7:31 PM
MAMA MIA! -- Lil Jerry is a tiny, toasty, ball of mozzarella on his pizza snuffle pad.
ROLLING ANKLES RANCH WEATHER STATION -- Campus is open Friday, but the weather vibe is still harsh, so I'm gonna skip. Brought to you by the Tuneless Humming Emoters.
January 30, 2026 at 2:36 AM
ROLLING ANKLES RANCH WEATHER STATION -- Campus is open Friday, but the weather vibe is still harsh, so I'm gonna skip. Brought to you by the Tuneless Humming Emoters.
CAULDRON OF QUESO -- Main roads are theoretically clear with icy patches, but side streets are bobsled tracks. As is the way of the hillbilly I whomped up a cast-iron skillet of taco-seasoned beef, corn, beans, diced olives, Rotel and Velveeta.
January 28, 2026 at 6:16 PM
CAULDRON OF QUESO -- Main roads are theoretically clear with icy patches, but side streets are bobsled tracks. As is the way of the hillbilly I whomped up a cast-iron skillet of taco-seasoned beef, corn, beans, diced olives, Rotel and Velveeta.
THE SHINING IS THE HOTTEST NEW CLUB -- This snowy weekend book display has everything! Romance novels, some DVDs, Kierkegaard, Hitchens, Cormac McCarthy, Bill O'Riley...
January 23, 2026 at 6:34 PM
THE SHINING IS THE HOTTEST NEW CLUB -- This snowy weekend book display has everything! Romance novels, some DVDs, Kierkegaard, Hitchens, Cormac McCarthy, Bill O'Riley...
BOOMBOX -- Smoke & CO2 detectors have fresh batteries. Got the gas wall heater going and fired up the Heat Buddy this afternoon.
January 22, 2026 at 3:08 AM
BOOMBOX -- Smoke & CO2 detectors have fresh batteries. Got the gas wall heater going and fired up the Heat Buddy this afternoon.
January 21, 2026 at 7:52 PM
MEXICAN HOT CHOCOLATE -- 21° calls for a little treat made with coconut milk.
January 18, 2026 at 5:16 PM
MEXICAN HOT CHOCOLATE -- 21° calls for a little treat made with coconut milk.
Mornin folks.
January 18, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Mornin folks.
Only took 31 minutes today to get the iMacs to comply.
January 16, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Only took 31 minutes today to get the iMacs to comply.
VAGUELY MELON -- Nice.
January 15, 2026 at 7:22 PM
VAGUELY MELON -- Nice.
SIMPLE SIMON MADE A SIGNAGE -- My interpretive dances were causing mild chaos, so I whomped up a clear explainer and a "teacher's edition" on the back with definitions of group policy and active directory.
January 15, 2026 at 4:37 PM
SIMPLE SIMON MADE A SIGNAGE -- My interpretive dances were causing mild chaos, so I whomped up a clear explainer and a "teacher's edition" on the back with definitions of group policy and active directory.
Now is the chartreuse age of our iMacs discontent..
January 15, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Now is the chartreuse age of our iMacs discontent..
DIAGNOSIS: Vaguely grape flavored.
January 9, 2026 at 6:04 PM
DIAGNOSIS: Vaguely grape flavored.
COMMUTING -- *dj voice* "Writhe and grind chewtoys! It's the Morning Zoo with SaraG and The Mothman!"
January 8, 2026 at 4:36 PM
COMMUTING -- *dj voice* "Writhe and grind chewtoys! It's the Morning Zoo with SaraG and The Mothman!"