Sarah Braudaway-Clark
@sarahzbc.bsky.social
Exmormon, out of place, trauma therapist in Utah. Used to be a humor columnist/blogger. Semi-big on TikTok. Follow me there. Same handle.
I remember when the world thought Kim Jong Un was dead…and then he came right back.
August 30, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I remember when the world thought Kim Jong Un was dead…and then he came right back.
Same. It’s the closest and most convenient to where I live, but they lost my whole family’s business.
August 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Same. It’s the closest and most convenient to where I live, but they lost my whole family’s business.
My husband was once standing higher on a hill than I was and tried to quote Revenge of the Sith to be silly. “It’s over, Sarah…” He didn’t make it to “I have the high ground,” because of the completely devastated look on my face.
July 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
My husband was once standing higher on a hill than I was and tried to quote Revenge of the Sith to be silly. “It’s over, Sarah…” He didn’t make it to “I have the high ground,” because of the completely devastated look on my face.
The fact that we could wire the battery to our HVAC system, fridge/freezers, and internet was the thing that closed the deal on solar for me. I’ve never regretted it.
July 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
The fact that we could wire the battery to our HVAC system, fridge/freezers, and internet was the thing that closed the deal on solar for me. I’ve never regretted it.
Huh. I wonder what that giant, futuristic looking thing in our garage is doing? We named it Jarvis.
July 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Huh. I wonder what that giant, futuristic looking thing in our garage is doing? We named it Jarvis.
Kanab has come a looooonnnnng way since I lived there, lol. I should go back and visit!
July 16, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Kanab has come a looooonnnnng way since I lived there, lol. I should go back and visit!
I feel like we’re finally back to Lois played the way Lois should be played! I grew up with Margot Kidder, who embodied that role so well. Loved Rachel bringing that back!
July 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I feel like we’re finally back to Lois played the way Lois should be played! I grew up with Margot Kidder, who embodied that role so well. Loved Rachel bringing that back!
I saw a video of chicken wings with edible gold for a ridiculous price. Rich people have so much money, capitalism has to make up stupid shit for them to spend it on.
June 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I saw a video of chicken wings with edible gold for a ridiculous price. Rich people have so much money, capitalism has to make up stupid shit for them to spend it on.
Was just there for my anniversary and loved every minute!!!
June 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Was just there for my anniversary and loved every minute!!!
Got his office number programmed in my phone because I’ve been calling to tell him he’s a bag of pus for years. (Kindly to his staffer and with my name and zip code so he knows I’m a constituent calling him a bag of pus.)
June 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Got his office number programmed in my phone because I’ve been calling to tell him he’s a bag of pus for years. (Kindly to his staffer and with my name and zip code so he knows I’m a constituent calling him a bag of pus.)
Yes, health insurers cover therapists. But it’s a nightmare of jumping through hoops to get paneled and then fighting with them to pay what’s covered.
June 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Yes, health insurers cover therapists. But it’s a nightmare of jumping through hoops to get paneled and then fighting with them to pay what’s covered.
I thought it was going to be a party in the street with people playing in the foam, lol.
May 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I thought it was going to be a party in the street with people playing in the foam, lol.
Funny that he doesn’t realize how that “staggering statistic” relates to the lack of a living wage or the need for universal health care.
May 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Funny that he doesn’t realize how that “staggering statistic” relates to the lack of a living wage or the need for universal health care.
Probably the same as the stage where I think it would be nice to need a surgery that requires a couple of days in the hospital…
May 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Probably the same as the stage where I think it would be nice to need a surgery that requires a couple of days in the hospital…
My mind mannered husband and I rode all over NYC on our anniversary trip in 2023. It was easy, reliable, and completely without incident. What is he talking about???
April 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
My mind mannered husband and I rode all over NYC on our anniversary trip in 2023. It was easy, reliable, and completely without incident. What is he talking about???
This is why I’m calling this year’s garden my tariff mitigation effort.
April 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
This is why I’m calling this year’s garden my tariff mitigation effort.
I didn’t love the lemonade (even tho I love pickle juice) but if they don’t make those pickle glaze wings permanent, I’m burning everything down!
April 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I didn’t love the lemonade (even tho I love pickle juice) but if they don’t make those pickle glaze wings permanent, I’m burning everything down!
Reverses it and apologizes.
April 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Reverses it and apologizes.
I was adopted by a stepparent and have been married twice. I’ve had 2 birth certificates and 4 legal names, but Utah just made mine a real ID without any other steps.
April 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I was adopted by a stepparent and have been married twice. I’ve had 2 birth certificates and 4 legal names, but Utah just made mine a real ID without any other steps.
Yes! I couldn’t pick up my OWN children from their school without showing my ID at the door and being on the list. But they’re supposed to believe a stranger has permission because trust me bro?
April 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Yes! I couldn’t pick up my OWN children from their school without showing my ID at the door and being on the list. But they’re supposed to believe a stranger has permission because trust me bro?
Always desired. My seedlings are keeping me going.
April 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Always desired. My seedlings are keeping me going.
Sent my husband flowers to his office once. The florist couldn’t conceive of a woman sending a man a bouquet and swapped the names on the card. 😠
April 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Sent my husband flowers to his office once. The florist couldn’t conceive of a woman sending a man a bouquet and swapped the names on the card. 😠