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Sarah
@sarahthegardner.bsky.social
Writer, reader, person who lies down. Excels at cheese consumption.
Today is garbage but this perfect creature decided to sit on my lap and I have serotonin again.
March 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
It’s good to celebrate with the people you love.
February 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Received a long-awaited rejection today, but then I got to pet this belly, so it’s mostly a good news day.
February 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I can’t believe I got to watch this talk live and for free with @theferocity.bsky.social and @roxanegay.bsky.social ?! What an educational delight.
February 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Opened a new bank account in under three panic attacks.

open.substack.com/pub/sarahgar...
February 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
This is actual temp today, not the “feels like.” But the sun is shining and won’t go down til a whole 5:30!
February 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Sure, I didn’t publish as much as I would have liked in 2024, but I did do this:
January 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
My cat has been perfect for the entire Xmas visit, thank you for asking. (And yes, she’s also the best gift under the tree)
December 27, 2024 at 4:55 AM
One of us just horked up our dinner, but we’ll never tell who.
December 16, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Incredible coworker except she also thinks she’s my boss.
November 26, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Someone creat a desk that accommodates this, please.
September 26, 2023 at 9:37 PM
A genius note I took during feedback in the very funny @lukevburns.bsky.social Let’s Write More Short Humor class last night. The feedback far surpassed my note taking.
September 20, 2023 at 10:24 PM
We just watched Carrie (1976) and I decided to name our new house plant Brian.

Brian De Palma.
September 14, 2023 at 3:43 PM