Sarah Smithers
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Sarah Smithers
@sarahsmithers.bsky.social
Senior Editorial Coordinator at The Verge.

She/Her

My dream is to be on Jeopardy but my absolute nightmare is landing on a Daily Double.
Thanks, I’m definitely gonna miss his dumb ass snaggletooth smile 😭
November 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I was going to wash tomorrow night so it’s not like, THE WORST, but I’m still irritated!!
July 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
😭😭😭
May 30, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I mean, I get it, every time I have a Krispy Kreme I'm like "I could eat at least two more of these..."
May 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
That is a genius idea! I also make a lot of mugs, so I was planning on doing a set where I attach clay anuses to the bottom. That way, you finish your coffee and OOP, there's a surprise butthole down there.
February 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Anyway I brought my clay rusty balloon knot home and now I’m playing a fun game where I hide it somewhere in the house and see how long it takes my husband to find my secret butthole.
February 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM