Slanket Slattern
sarahshattered.bsky.social
Slanket Slattern
@sarahshattered.bsky.social
Superwoman but with way more naps. So. Very. Tired.
For reference :
LLO = Little Loud One. Daughter who has Down's / Autism / ADHD / APD yadda yadda yadda
It's hilarious down my yard.
Bloody flippin heck. Car crash right outside our house. Massive crash. Car on its side. We ran out, & the ol fella ran to help the driver get out. Driver started to walk away, OH tried to stop him, then the driver's pal grabbed my OH from behind & pushed him down to the ground! Absolute shithouse.
August 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Jesus Fecking Christ! Let me whizz round immediately. 🤮🤮🤮🤮
April 9, 2025 at 8:56 AM
My day?? Well, I'm glad you asked. I, in fact, rode a camel. I can attest that it is very hard work. Although Bergati Bob was 10/10, a very good boy.
February 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
More mouse than pig, but #LemonPig nonetheless 😊
December 31, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Finally, I found it, only to discover that it's not recommended as it's thought to be damaging to babies' development.
Does anyone remember the Anywayup Cup?
December 14, 2024 at 11:56 AM
If you find anyone, can they take my dickhead dog too?
November 24, 2024 at 11:54 AM
S'nice here innit ❤️
September 18, 2024 at 6:32 AM
I added peanuts too.
September 14, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Figgy Puddins ✔️
December 3, 2023 at 11:03 PM
I've been knitting for the forthcoming granddaughter.

I can never get a really good photo of anything I knit, but these are sweeter than they look in the pic.
October 12, 2023 at 10:05 PM
In more cheery news, I bought camel coloured dress. Utterly nondescript until I added a scarf. Accessories are ace.
September 25, 2023 at 10:02 AM
I use this company a lot. I will, no doubt, be banging on about them because they're ace.
I just spent a very happy hour sorting out this pile of "pork trim"
August 31, 2023 at 10:00 AM
Yesterday's Bramble Jelly on toast. So good. This of course means we have to get more blackberries because... not enough bramble jelly!
August 30, 2023 at 9:45 AM