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Sarah Paragon
@sarahparagon.bsky.social
310 followers 330 following 240 posts
She/it 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 vintage photography enthusiast, robot
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Look, sometimes I’m *Just* the last player to lose and that’s enough 😤 (Deck pic included)
20 card mtg deck for the “Descend into Avernus” cube, featuring a number of counterspells, two elixir of immortality, and assorted other cards.
October 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Mayhaps some crimes are being committed in @irreleverent.bsky.social’s Descend into Avernus cube, but never gonna let a good saw in half go to waste
Three magic the gathering cards on a playmat, one dualcaster mage, one juri, master of the revel, and one disciple of the vault, with a note saying 1 googleplex disciples below it
October 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Didn’t want to buy a new copy of the card, but didn’t want Neilson art in my cube, so off to the sharpies we go
An alter of the mtg card “Life from the Loam” where the art has been poorly painted over with an impressionist/pointillist scene showcasing some flowers and the skeleton of a tree growing on top of a trashy hill, with a vibrant sunset behind them.
October 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Anyways, if you’re out there looking like this, and you’re somebody’s “son”, we can fix that
A selfie of a white woman (Sarah) with her back to a sunset. She’s wearing a black bodysuit tank, and an open floral button up.
September 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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I could just swap the sleeves too, but hoping to be able to use these unless I can’t.
Card sleeves from the Pokemon card game, with a 3x3 grid of Pokemon represented on a yellow and red background.
September 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Yes, I am a monster

(But genuinely Mutt is so good, it’s just the glue that’s held together so many of my cube decks)
The magic card “codex shredder”
August 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Bugs is back, post your favourite bug
A cropped artwork of the Pokemon Joltik, from the trading card game's set "Black Bolt & White Flare". This Pokemon is a small yellow, fuzzy, spider-like bug, and in the artwork it is resting upon a table lamp by an open window.
August 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Y’know what, I feel good about my body today, here’s a couple more selfies to go lol
Selfie of Sarah with her glasses off wearing a bikini, leaning forward, showing off her tits a little more, and staring directly into the camera Sarah lying on her back wearing a bikini, the image showing her body from above, with her face looking up in the bottom left, and her legs and bikini bottom showcased in the top right
August 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Terrified to, but I had my girlfriend reminding me each day I was off, so thank Sheep lol

Besides, it’s gorgeous out!
The sun shining over the water, with sun rays filtering down through the clouds
August 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Hot at the beach
Sarah (she/it), a white mid 20s woman in a bikini, looking down with her eyes closed because she’s staring into the sun otherwise
August 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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I uh, kinda grew into this shirt since buying it last year 😅
A selfie taken by Sarah (she/her) leaning forward, with the low cut of the top she’s wearing showing off her breasts
August 7, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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These two back to back are kinda darkly funny? If you’re going to be a rules shark and try to get people game losses for it, one would hope you’re not also making beneficial game mistakes yourself
Text from Noah Rabin’s apology: • During an RCQ quarterfinals, I neglected to take damage from my Underground River several times, believing it for Darkslick Shores because they were both borderless printings with similar art (BRO and ONE, respectively). In competitive Magic, I am responsible for playing my cards properly. I failed in this regard. When my opponent demonstrated better awareness than me and pointed out my error, we agreed to adjust my life total to the correct one then called a judge who issued me a Warning. • At RC Dallas I attempted to leverage the Penalty system to claim a win I did not deserve. I asked the judge if this was my opponent's third GRV and he would receive a game loss, which I suspected he would because I had three times called a judge on this opponent for separate gameplay errors. This is clearly angle shooting and I regret trying to 'farm' an opponent's errors for personal advantage.
August 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Relaxing with a summer breeze 😊
Sarah (a white mid-20s woman) sitting on a grey bench, with a luscious green bush in her background. She’s wearing a vertically striped white and blue short sleeve button up, and pinstriped wide leg pants. It is staring into the camera, with the breeze blowing its hair into her face.
July 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Bot at the Beach
Selfie of Sarah wearing a floral dress, facing away from a beach sunset.
July 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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A Lizzie so hot that,
Screenshot of “labeled by @moderation.bsky.app” usually used when someone is auto-labeled as explicit
July 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Visiting the hayfields
Selfie of Sarah dressed in coral red pants, a maroon red sports bra, and an open sky blue gauze dress shirt, standing in a harvested yellow hayfield, and looking off camera and too the right. Hair is blowing in her face lightly.
June 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Look, I’m not, not going to take advantage of good lighting if it presents itself
A selfie of Sarah in an airplane bathroom, lit up by large led light pads outside the shot. One arm is over her head, exposing an armpit in the mirror beside her.
June 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Appreciating finally getting some warm weather, it’s been too long
A selfie of Sarah in a brown tank top and a floral skirt, smiling on a sunny summer day
May 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Trying something, who knows if it’ll stick.
May 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Jfc Jules
May 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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April 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Feeling cute tonight
A selfie of Sarah lying in bed, looking up to the camera, her cropped flannel shirt open and revealing a floral tank top underneath.
April 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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“The problem with early attempts to upload our minds into android frames was the discontinuity, you’d go to sleep and still wake up as you, just with another *you* beside you. Obviously, this wasn’t ideal, and so a solution was attempted through progressively assimilating the host, reconfiguring her (“his” has been crossed out and replaced in different handwriting by “her”) body and mind into our synthetic frame piece by piece, until nothing of her (“his” has also been crossed out here and rewritten) original flesh remained. Some side effects have been observed, but the drone (“patient” has been replaced here) appears to remain in stable parameters, and so the project has been cleared to proceed to the next stages.” -Recovered note from HIVE project facility, following [[REDACTED]]
March 9, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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3 Panel comic, In the first panel, someone wears a shirt saying “no fear” as someone walks towards them. In the second panel, we see the other persons shirt, reading “Someone reprogramming you, killing you and parading your husk around as only an object to be used. All while nobody with power recognizing you as a person who was murdered.” In the 3rd panel we see the person wearing the “no fear” shirt has changed it to “one fear.”
March 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Me + my first commander.

What? It could mean *anything* that I identified with a transfem character as a teen, nothing to look into here at all
A photo of Sarah wearing a red sweater, and a chore coat draped over one shoulder, backed by a frozen landscape. The magic card “Alesha, who Smiles at Death” from Fate Reforged.
January 28, 2025 at 5:45 AM