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Sarah Millican
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ON TOUR NOW! Www.sarahmilllican.co.uk Comedian, Standard Issue podcaster, writer, feminist. Posts ending TSM are by my team.
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Hello everyone. Thanks for following ❤️
November 15, 2024 at 3:51 PM
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And there’s still hand wash
Just joined too. I can still smell the paint …
November 15, 2024 at 5:48 PM
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US announcement!
Shows in Portland, OR, Seattle, Las Vegas and St Petersburg are now on general sale via my website. Full list of US shows is here sarahmillican.co.uk/late-bloomer...
Late Bloomer | Sarah Millican | Official Website
Sarah Millican's Late Bloomer tour is coming to the USA! Explore the latest tour dates and get your tickets to see her live across the country.
sarahmillican.co.uk
November 15, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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Late Bloomer show 222. Great crowd in Doncaster tonight. Thanks for coming. My ace support was Hayley Ellis (own show in Doncaster in Feb). Mugs etc are via the shop page of my website & my podcast is Standard Issue (available the usual places). Thanks for donating to @samaritans.bsky.social too.
November 15, 2024 at 10:44 PM
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Behind the Scenes in Doncaster last night.
November 16, 2024 at 11:28 AM
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Bloody Hell, @marksandspencer.bsky.social aren’t messing about with their GIANT buttons.
November 16, 2024 at 4:13 PM
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Late Bloomer show 223 & penultimate show of the UK & Ireland Late Bloomer tour.
Brilliant crowd in Stockton tonight. Thanks for coming. My ace support was Hayley Ellis. Mugs etc are via my website & my podcast is Standard Issue (available the usual places). Thanks for donating to Samaritans too.
November 16, 2024 at 10:30 PM
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A final UK album cover.
Late Bloomer show 224 and the final one in the UK & Ireland.
Great crowd in Stockton.Thanks for coming.My ace support was Hayley Ellis.Huge thanks to Claire Hill for live captioning.Mugs etc are via my website & my podcast is Standard Issue.Thanks for donating to Samaritans.
November 17, 2024 at 10:40 PM
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The UK and Ireland leg of the Late Bloomer tour is now over. 224 shows. Well, 218 plus 6 in Europe. It’s been such a ride. An absolute blast. An honour to be your Saturday night or Wednesday night or birthday celebration or Christmas present off your auntie from 2 years ago.
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November 18, 2024 at 2:04 PM
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For now, I’ll be in pyjamas crying at Strictly getting excited about home cooked meals. Much love to you all. 6/6
November 18, 2024 at 2:17 PM
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For those asking when I’ll next be touring the UK, honestly I don’t know. It won’t be for a good while. But if you stick with me on social media or join my mailing list (via my website), we’ll let you know. 5/
November 18, 2024 at 2:17 PM
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The UK and Ireland leg of the Late Bloomer tour is now over. 224 shows. Well, 218 plus 6 in Europe. It’s been such a ride. An absolute blast. An honour to be your Saturday night or Wednesday night or birthday celebration or Christmas present off your auntie from 2 years ago.
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November 18, 2024 at 2:07 PM
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This is the third tour we’ve collected for the Samaritans and a total amount raised of £550K. Just incredible. That will do so much good. 💚💚💚💚💚
November 18, 2024 at 5:27 PM
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The total amount my wonderful audiences generously donated to the Samaritans collectors at the end of my Late Bloomer shows is a staggering £191,833.59!

I’m blown away. Thank you for your kindness. And thank you to the Samaritans for turning up every day. Huge hugs to Bob for coordinating it all.
November 18, 2024 at 5:27 PM
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Last 2 days of the tour involved balloons, friends, cakes from Fenwick’s foodhall and lots of laughs.
November 19, 2024 at 12:14 PM
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Huge thanks to the amazing work of Claire Hill and Catherine King who captioned and BSL interpreted respectively at some of the shows on this tour. So wonderful to be able to make the show more accessible. Thanks also to Stage Text & the BSL interpreters who worked with my support acts on the tour.
November 19, 2024 at 2:21 PM
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Americans. My shows in your cities are next year. Not all of you have realised this.
November 19, 2024 at 8:24 PM
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I guess I’m not moving for the rest of the day.
November 20, 2024 at 3:13 PM
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CANADIANS!

I’m coming to see you in 2025!

Tickets make excellent Christmas presents for people who like laughing!

There are tickets available for the following shows:

Vancouver
Toronto
Montreal (one ticket available)
Ottawa

Tickets are available here sarahmillican.co.uk/late-bloomer...
Late Bloomer | Sarah Millican | Official Website
Sarah Millican's Late Bloomer tour is heading to Canada! Check out her newly added dates and secure your tickets for her live performances across Canada.
sarahmillican.co.uk
November 20, 2024 at 5:49 PM
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How late is too late to have a satsuma?
November 22, 2024 at 1:13 AM
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If you don’t have a friend who brings a popcorn popper and butter pan to your house for movie night, you’re really missing out.
November 22, 2024 at 7:38 PM
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🚨LAS VEGAS 🚨

People of Las Vegas! Amazingly, I’m doing a show in you in 2025 and tickets are available now. I hope you can come! Tickets

thesmithcenter.com/tickets/2526...
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November 22, 2024 at 9:07 PM
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People of Manchester! There’s a charity comedy gig coming your way on Nov 27 with a stunning line up. It’s going to be a brilliant night. And all for a great cause. Tickets here frogandbucket.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/.... Treat yourself. You deserve a night of laughter.
November 23, 2024 at 7:22 PM
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I’ve never touched the surface of the sun but I *have* microwaved a cottage pie.
November 24, 2024 at 7:53 PM