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Sarah Millican
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ON TOUR NOW! Www.sarahmilllican.co.uk Comedian, Standard Issue podcaster, writer, feminist. Posts ending TSM are by my team.
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Hello everyone. Thanks for following ❤️
It’s a Well Done Flower mug (model’s own) full of dark tea. The sort that looks like coffee or gravy. It’s reflected in a mirror where I am (from the mouth down) smiling and holding up my phone (yellow case).
November 15, 2024 at 3:51 PM
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And there’s still hand wash
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Just joined too. I can still smell the paint …
November 15, 2024 at 5:48 PM
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US announcement!
Shows in Portland, OR, Seattle, Las Vegas and St Petersburg are now on general sale via my website. Full list of US shows is here sarahmillican.co.uk/late-bloomer...
Late Bloomer | Sarah Millican | Official Website
Sarah Millican's Late Bloomer tour is coming to the USA! Explore the latest tour dates and get your tickets to see her live across the country.
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November 15, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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Hayley Ellis - Work in Progress at Doncaster Little Theatre
Tickets are now available for Hayley Ellis - Work in Progress at Doncaster Little Theatre, Doncaster on Sat 22 Feb 2025 at 7:30PM. Click the link for further information and to secure your tickets now!
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November 15, 2024 at 10:44 PM
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Late Bloomer show 222. Great crowd in Doncaster tonight. Thanks for coming. My ace support was Hayley Ellis (own show in Doncaster in Feb). Mugs etc are via the shop page of my website & my podcast is Standard Issue (available the usual places). Thanks for donating to @samaritans.bsky.social too.
I’m in the front in a red patterned Zuri dress with straight hair, red lipstick and red hoopy earrings. Behind me, behind a black room divider are the other two members of the backstage gang, peeping through.
November 15, 2024 at 10:44 PM
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Behind the Scenes in Doncaster last night.
November 16, 2024 at 11:28 AM
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Bloody Hell, @marksandspencer.bsky.social aren’t messing about with their GIANT buttons.
It’s a bag of giant buttons, open, beside a Well Done Flower mug full of lovely dark coloured tea. Balanced on the edge of the mug is a fucking massive chocolate button. Think the size of an Olympic medal. Not the thickness obvious. And also not gold. But ownership is definitely the sign of being a winner.
November 16, 2024 at 4:13 PM
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Late Bloomer show 223 & penultimate show of the UK & Ireland Late Bloomer tour.
Brilliant crowd in Stockton tonight. Thanks for coming. My ace support was Hayley Ellis. Mugs etc are via my website & my podcast is Standard Issue (available the usual places). Thanks for donating to Samaritans too.
It’s the backstage gang in the dressing room at the lovely venue. I’m in the front in a brown and orange patterned Zuri dress with red lipstick and straight hair. Behind me standing up and across a sofa are 2 members of Team Tour and 2 lovely pals who kindly came to the show.
November 16, 2024 at 10:30 PM
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A final UK album cover.
Late Bloomer show 224 and the final one in the UK & Ireland.
Great crowd in Stockton.Thanks for coming.My ace support was Hayley Ellis.Huge thanks to Claire Hill for live captioning.Mugs etc are via my website & my podcast is Standard Issue.Thanks for donating to Samaritans.
It’s tonight’s backstage gang. Four of us. I’m in the front in a navy and gold flowery Zuri dress with wavy hair and red lipstick. Around me, all dressed in black are three excellent woman. One is holding a gold heart shaped balloon. The wall is a delicious purple. None of us are smiling.
November 17, 2024 at 10:40 PM
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The UK and Ireland leg of the Late Bloomer tour is now over. 224 shows. Well, 218 plus 6 in Europe. It’s been such a ride. An absolute blast. An honour to be your Saturday night or Wednesday night or birthday celebration or Christmas present off your auntie from 2 years ago.
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It’s me on a grey sofa near a purple wall. I’m wearing a yellow and navy flowery Zuri dress with wavy hair and red lipstick. Behind me are three massive gold balloons that left to right say 224. In the gaps in the balloons are team tour, 2 excellent women who arranged the balloons and other treats. I’m laughing. Mostly because the first time we did this, the numbers were all backwards. It’s the stage before last night’s show. Blue uplighters and a projected sign saying Sarah Millican Late Bloomer. There’s also speakers, monitors and a table. And underneath the sign are 3 massive balloons that say 224, which is how many shows I’ve done on this tour so far.
November 18, 2024 at 2:04 PM
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For now, I’ll be in pyjamas crying at Strictly getting excited about home cooked meals. Much love to you all. 6/6
November 18, 2024 at 2:17 PM
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For those asking when I’ll next be touring the UK, honestly I don’t know. It won’t be for a good while. But if you stick with me on social media or join my mailing list (via my website), we’ll let you know. 5/
November 18, 2024 at 2:17 PM
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The UK and Ireland leg of the Late Bloomer tour is now over. 224 shows. Well, 218 plus 6 in Europe. It’s been such a ride. An absolute blast. An honour to be your Saturday night or Wednesday night or birthday celebration or Christmas present off your auntie from 2 years ago.
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It’s me on a grey sofa near a purple wall. I’m wearing a yellow and navy flowery Zuri dress with wavy hair and red lipstick. Behind me are three massive gold balloons that left to right say 224. In the gaps in the balloons are team tour, 2 excellent women who arranged the balloons and other treats. I’m laughing. Mostly because the first time we did this, the numbers were all backwards. It’s the stage before last night’s show. Blue uplighters and a projected sign saying Sarah Millican Late Bloomer. There’s also speakers, monitors and a table. And underneath the sign are 3 massive balloons that say 224, which is how many shows I’ve done on this tour so far.
November 18, 2024 at 2:07 PM
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This is the third tour we’ve collected for the Samaritans and a total amount raised of £550K. Just incredible. That will do so much good. 💚💚💚💚💚
November 18, 2024 at 5:27 PM
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The total amount my wonderful audiences generously donated to the Samaritans collectors at the end of my Late Bloomer shows is a staggering £191,833.59!

I’m blown away. Thank you for your kindness. And thank you to the Samaritans for turning up every day. Huge hugs to Bob for coordinating it all.
November 18, 2024 at 5:27 PM
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Last 2 days of the tour involved balloons, friends, cakes from Fenwick’s foodhall and lots of laughs.
November 19, 2024 at 12:14 PM
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Huge thanks to the amazing work of Claire Hill and Catherine King who captioned and BSL interpreted respectively at some of the shows on this tour. So wonderful to be able to make the show more accessible. Thanks also to Stage Text & the BSL interpreters who worked with my support acts on the tour.
It’s a composite photo. On the left is a photo of Claire and I. I’m in the front and she’s behind standing on a chair. On the right is a photo of Catherine and I. It’s taken from a video we made promoting all the BSL signed shows.
November 19, 2024 at 2:21 PM
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Americans. My shows in your cities are next year. Not all of you have realised this.
November 19, 2024 at 8:24 PM
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I guess I’m not moving for the rest of the day.
It’s a cream patterned rug on the floor. Above that is a couple of be-jeaned knees. Above that is a beautiful grey dog with amazing ears and a bonny red collar.
November 20, 2024 at 3:13 PM
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CANADIANS!

I’m coming to see you in 2025!

Tickets make excellent Christmas presents for people who like laughing!

There are tickets available for the following shows:

Vancouver
Toronto
Montreal (one ticket available)
Ottawa

Tickets are available here sarahmillican.co.uk/late-bloomer...
Late Bloomer | Sarah Millican | Official Website
Sarah Millican's Late Bloomer tour is heading to Canada! Check out her newly added dates and secure your tickets for her live performances across Canada.
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November 20, 2024 at 5:49 PM
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How late is too late to have a satsuma?
November 22, 2024 at 1:13 AM
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If you don’t have a friend who brings a popcorn popper and butter pan to your house for movie night, you’re really missing out.
November 22, 2024 at 7:38 PM
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🚨LAS VEGAS 🚨

People of Las Vegas! Amazingly, I’m doing a show in you in 2025 and tickets are available now. I hope you can come! Tickets

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November 22, 2024 at 9:07 PM
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People of Manchester! There’s a charity comedy gig coming your way on Nov 27 with a stunning line up. It’s going to be a brilliant night. And all for a great cause. Tickets here frogandbucket.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/.... Treat yourself. You deserve a night of laughter.
November 23, 2024 at 7:22 PM
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I’ve never touched the surface of the sun but I *have* microwaved a cottage pie.
November 24, 2024 at 7:53 PM