sarah marii
@sarahmarii.bsky.social
✨️powered by wild, short-lived ideas✨️
writing: jokes • poetry • short stories
rewriting: song lyrics #RewriteASong
also: climate • ag • sustainable housing
www.sarahmarii.com
writing: jokes • poetry • short stories
rewriting: song lyrics #RewriteASong
also: climate • ag • sustainable housing
www.sarahmarii.com
The average American has three friends
May 2, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The average American has three friends
To be fair, they hype was that AI would make work easier. Did not specify how legal that work would be.
April 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
To be fair, they hype was that AI would make work easier. Did not specify how legal that work would be.
This is a BLEAK end to an article about imminent rapid job loss.
March 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
This is a BLEAK end to an article about imminent rapid job loss.
What trickles down is not the money itself, but the corrupted ideals it creates.
March 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
What trickles down is not the money itself, but the corrupted ideals it creates.
I, too, was once young and vibrant. Eager to make things round, much like yourself. Heed my words: there is still time to turn back.
March 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I, too, was once young and vibrant. Eager to make things round, much like yourself. Heed my words: there is still time to turn back.
Upcycling wind turbine nacelles into tiny homes.
www.fastcompany.com/91214085/win...
www.fastcompany.com/91214085/win...
March 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Upcycling wind turbine nacelles into tiny homes.
www.fastcompany.com/91214085/win...
www.fastcompany.com/91214085/win...
One of my favorite things about being in a local writing group is the feedback -- "Horrifying! Well done!" only comes from people who have known you long enough to get the vibe.
February 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
One of my favorite things about being in a local writing group is the feedback -- "Horrifying! Well done!" only comes from people who have known you long enough to get the vibe.
Does anyone know of a lit mag that may want a poem which:
• Is (well) over 40 lines
• Rhymes
• Is about how tech bros and complicit politicians are screwing us socially and economically
Wrote it a while back but seems particularly relevant at the moment; looking for a good home beyond my hardrive.
• Is (well) over 40 lines
• Rhymes
• Is about how tech bros and complicit politicians are screwing us socially and economically
Wrote it a while back but seems particularly relevant at the moment; looking for a good home beyond my hardrive.
January 30, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Does anyone know of a lit mag that may want a poem which:
• Is (well) over 40 lines
• Rhymes
• Is about how tech bros and complicit politicians are screwing us socially and economically
Wrote it a while back but seems particularly relevant at the moment; looking for a good home beyond my hardrive.
• Is (well) over 40 lines
• Rhymes
• Is about how tech bros and complicit politicians are screwing us socially and economically
Wrote it a while back but seems particularly relevant at the moment; looking for a good home beyond my hardrive.
The TDLR of the 21st century Hero's Journey is "it cost billions, but in the end it was worth it because the less annoying bad guy won."
January 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The TDLR of the 21st century Hero's Journey is "it cost billions, but in the end it was worth it because the less annoying bad guy won."
Heard a poem at the end of the most recent ep of @blindboyboatclub.bsky.social
January 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Heard a poem at the end of the most recent ep of @blindboyboatclub.bsky.social
In the absence of a proper winter (i.e., snow) my mind keeps wandering to what comes next. I rewrote "Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground to be about a lonely weekend at the lake interrupted by friends and the start of something new.
#RewriteASong
#RewriteASong
December 26, 2024 at 5:05 PM
In the absence of a proper winter (i.e., snow) my mind keeps wandering to what comes next. I rewrote "Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground to be about a lonely weekend at the lake interrupted by friends and the start of something new.
#RewriteASong
#RewriteASong
You will be visited by three spirits:
December 25, 2024 at 2:03 AM
You will be visited by three spirits:
If opting out of not having your paycheck stolen is good enough for artists, it's good enough for politicians. They can go door to door delivering "don't steal my money" waivers to every constituent. And since they love the tech industry so much, they can do it monthly as an anti-subscription model.
December 17, 2024 at 3:37 PM
If opting out of not having your paycheck stolen is good enough for artists, it's good enough for politicians. They can go door to door delivering "don't steal my money" waivers to every constituent. And since they love the tech industry so much, they can do it monthly as an anti-subscription model.
Shoutout to @kevinjkircher.com for reskeeting in an order that first let me know Netanyahu has been charged by the ICC with war crimes and then alerted me to the big news of the morning about heat pumps.
November 21, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Shoutout to @kevinjkircher.com for reskeeting in an order that first let me know Netanyahu has been charged by the ICC with war crimes and then alerted me to the big news of the morning about heat pumps.
"Up and at 'em, the Ant Particle!" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Cute little quiz though, you should give it a go.
Cute little quiz though, you should give it a go.
September 29, 2024 at 1:31 PM
"Up and at 'em, the Ant Particle!" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Cute little quiz though, you should give it a go.
Cute little quiz though, you should give it a go.
When the pace of technological output is so fast that not one has time to think about whether we're making good investments or stuffing our cart with impulse buys at the checkout line (gift link).
September 18, 2024 at 1:07 PM
When the pace of technological output is so fast that not one has time to think about whether we're making good investments or stuffing our cart with impulse buys at the checkout line (gift link).
When your friend starts to tell you a story about how the largest networks in the world aren't secure, only to hit you with "never mind" halfway through.
May 16, 2024 at 2:58 PM
When your friend starts to tell you a story about how the largest networks in the world aren't secure, only to hit you with "never mind" halfway through.
When @waiterich.bsky.social drew my attention to what is clearly some unfinished 18th century business, I knew the only way to resolve it was by channeling Cardi B.
I present to you, to the tune of "I Like It," some serious mill-based disses.
#RewriteASong
I present to you, to the tune of "I Like It," some serious mill-based disses.
#RewriteASong
May 14, 2024 at 7:17 PM
When @waiterich.bsky.social drew my attention to what is clearly some unfinished 18th century business, I knew the only way to resolve it was by channeling Cardi B.
I present to you, to the tune of "I Like It," some serious mill-based disses.
#RewriteASong
I present to you, to the tune of "I Like It," some serious mill-based disses.
#RewriteASong
Okay friends, here it is: to the tune of Cardi B's "I Like It"
May 14, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Okay friends, here it is: to the tune of Cardi B's "I Like It"
Update: I'm not sure if this is actually suggestive or if I have just been reading about grain mills for too long.
May 14, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Update: I'm not sure if this is actually suggestive or if I have just been reading about grain mills for too long.
Another banger from 404 Media (or, as I have come to think of it, "1984 Media"). This kind of reporting is vital to expose the corporate strategies behind what can feel like a frivolous, transient trend of generated content.
April 16, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Another banger from 404 Media (or, as I have come to think of it, "1984 Media"). This kind of reporting is vital to expose the corporate strategies behind what can feel like a frivolous, transient trend of generated content.
I just started this book, which also has a sea theme.
April 13, 2024 at 8:11 PM
I just started this book, which also has a sea theme.
when you think you're looking for a fitted sheet but in the end you're just looking for yourself
April 11, 2024 at 1:36 PM
when you think you're looking for a fitted sheet but in the end you're just looking for yourself