SarahMarie=/ᐠ｡.｡ᐟ\=🦄
@sarahmarie1881.bsky.social
Texas Democrat
"Why do women take so long in the bathroom?" We're crying, asshole.
February 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
"Why do women take so long in the bathroom?" We're crying, asshole.
Pooping is pretty gross
January 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Pooping is pretty gross
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Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde
Hero.
Hero.
January 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde
Hero.
Hero.
Wendy's saucy nuggs 😋
January 22, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Wendy's saucy nuggs 😋
Birthday breadsticks
January 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Birthday breadsticks
It's my birthday 🍕
January 18, 2025 at 6:27 AM
It's my birthday 🍕
It snowed so I made cornbread and brownies🤷🏼♀️
January 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
It snowed so I made cornbread and brownies🤷🏼♀️
I am not accustomed to the cold
January 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I am not accustomed to the cold
I do want a shirt with my cross-eyed face on it
January 5, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I do want a shirt with my cross-eyed face on it
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I didn't know it was New Years Eve until 3 pm.
January 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I didn't know it was New Years Eve until 3 pm.
Pic from my doordash driver lmao
December 23, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Pic from my doordash driver lmao
Much of my time is spent requesting permission from my cats to move about the house, and thanking them for letting me pass
December 22, 2024 at 9:55 AM
Much of my time is spent requesting permission from my cats to move about the house, and thanking them for letting me pass
Come join me on the farting stoop, won't you?
a man wearing a red sweater and a blue tie looks at the camera
ALT: a man wearing a red sweater and a blue tie looks at the camera
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Come join me on the farting stoop, won't you?
New box who dis
December 16, 2024 at 12:31 AM
New box who dis
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"Taint descended"
December 12, 2024 at 11:57 PM
"Taint descended"
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Absolutely rancid vibes this Christmas. Can't say I blame anyone.
December 12, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Absolutely rancid vibes this Christmas. Can't say I blame anyone.
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Ahhh fuck.
December 11, 2024 at 6:03 AM
Ahhh fuck.