attn: the superhighway has been commandeered

when I was a child I did not understand why our golden retriever wandered around everywhere carrying his stuffie, but here I am now

I have beautiful blue eyes. That's the color they were when I was born, so that's the color they *must* be today.

If you see this, post the most recent photo of yourself from your camera roll. No cheating!

have you ever seen greater majesty in one place