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Sarah Schauer
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Lesbian comedian and person who reads a lot of books.
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one for each nostril as I’m eating chicken pot pie
August 14, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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🫦 for you my queen
February 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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And it’s out! Watch the first episode here and join the communal Schauer 🚿💭

youtu.be/QmpjhSGdheo?...
February 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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I have a podcast coming out 2/12 🚿💭

bit.ly/SchauerThoug...
February 9, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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throwing my ex and best friend a moving out party

(DONT JUDGE. I had limited supplies lol)
February 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Just posted a Substack with book recommendations on immigration and included legal, mental health, community, etc. resources for immigrants! Please check out and share ♥️

substack.com/@sarahschaue...
January 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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you think YOURE shitting, pissing, crying, and throwing up?
January 19, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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Lesbian Martha May Whovier
January 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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here! take my data. I don’t even WANT it
January 14, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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someone (who shall remain nameless) keeps licking their groin.
January 14, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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thinking about replacing my couch with a large, flat rock so I fully lizard
January 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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me, gods toughest soldier, reading the news every morning
January 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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the man, the myth, the legend - Dumpward Nugglebottom is 13 years old today! Wish him happy birthday or suffer unknown horrors!
January 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM