Sarah Schauer
@sarah-schauer.bsky.social
Lesbian comedian and person who reads a lot of books.
Hell yeah. Getting raptured on September 23. Virgo/libra cusp rebirthday.
September 24, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Hell yeah. Getting raptured on September 23. Virgo/libra cusp rebirthday.
one for each nostril as I’m eating chicken pot pie
August 14, 2025 at 4:58 AM
one for each nostril as I’m eating chicken pot pie
“this could kill a small Victorian child” anything could kill one of em, that’s why they had so many
April 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
“this could kill a small Victorian child” anything could kill one of em, that’s why they had so many
Not sure if this is uncouth, but Princess Diana would’ve been an incredible masc lesbian
February 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Not sure if this is uncouth, but Princess Diana would’ve been an incredible masc lesbian
🫦 for you my queen
February 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
🫦 for you my queen
February 9, 2025 at 7:02 AM
throwing my ex and best friend a moving out party
(DONT JUDGE. I had limited supplies lol)
(DONT JUDGE. I had limited supplies lol)
February 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
throwing my ex and best friend a moving out party
(DONT JUDGE. I had limited supplies lol)
(DONT JUDGE. I had limited supplies lol)
*apologies in advance*
while moving someones panties to the side makes logical sense, gripping the crotch fabric and ripping it open like a bag of chips makes sexual sense
while moving someones panties to the side makes logical sense, gripping the crotch fabric and ripping it open like a bag of chips makes sexual sense
January 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
*apologies in advance*
while moving someones panties to the side makes logical sense, gripping the crotch fabric and ripping it open like a bag of chips makes sexual sense
while moving someones panties to the side makes logical sense, gripping the crotch fabric and ripping it open like a bag of chips makes sexual sense
should I write erotica? like every once in a while?
January 29, 2025 at 5:00 AM
should I write erotica? like every once in a while?
okay so who the fuck keeps looking the gift horse in the mouth?
January 27, 2025 at 3:49 AM
okay so who the fuck keeps looking the gift horse in the mouth?
having a roster as a lesbian seems kind of rude, there’s 7 of us
January 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
having a roster as a lesbian seems kind of rude, there’s 7 of us
Just posted a Substack with book recommendations on immigration and included legal, mental health, community, etc. resources for immigrants! Please check out and share ♥️
substack.com/@sarahschaue...
substack.com/@sarahschaue...
January 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Just posted a Substack with book recommendations on immigration and included legal, mental health, community, etc. resources for immigrants! Please check out and share ♥️
substack.com/@sarahschaue...
substack.com/@sarahschaue...
I know those boys scissor. Probably sign their texts with
“X&🟠”
“X&🟠”
January 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I know those boys scissor. Probably sign their texts with
“X&🟠”
“X&🟠”
you think YOURE shitting, pissing, crying, and throwing up?
January 19, 2025 at 8:05 AM
you think YOURE shitting, pissing, crying, and throwing up?
wow. they banned TikTok after I specifically asked them not to
January 19, 2025 at 4:58 AM
wow. they banned TikTok after I specifically asked them not to
Well damn. Now we know how much our words are worth, at least $1 billion a month. Speaking truth to power knocks the wind out of their pockets
January 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Well damn. Now we know how much our words are worth, at least $1 billion a month. Speaking truth to power knocks the wind out of their pockets
If you’re not American and you’re keeping TikTok you should make note of every American musician and American *based* company that still promotes (thru international channels) on TikTok after the ban! They seem very quiet!
Screenshots will do :)
Screenshots will do :)
January 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
If you’re not American and you’re keeping TikTok you should make note of every American musician and American *based* company that still promotes (thru international channels) on TikTok after the ban! They seem very quiet!
Screenshots will do :)
Screenshots will do :)
Lesbian Martha May Whovier
January 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Lesbian Martha May Whovier
here! take my data. I don’t even WANT it
January 14, 2025 at 7:04 AM
here! take my data. I don’t even WANT it
you don’t “seek out” other gay people. you light a cigarette on the beach and then gay hands appear to block the wind for you. grab them. never let go
January 14, 2025 at 5:30 AM
you don’t “seek out” other gay people. you light a cigarette on the beach and then gay hands appear to block the wind for you. grab them. never let go
someone (who shall remain nameless) keeps licking their groin.
January 14, 2025 at 5:00 AM
someone (who shall remain nameless) keeps licking their groin.
not to be a debward downdog but I foresee no joy in the near or distant future
January 14, 2025 at 3:14 AM
not to be a debward downdog but I foresee no joy in the near or distant future
thinking about replacing my couch with a large, flat rock so I fully lizard
January 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
thinking about replacing my couch with a large, flat rock so I fully lizard
me, gods toughest soldier, reading the news every morning
January 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
me, gods toughest soldier, reading the news every morning
all things considered, smoking a cig with my windows rolled up is actually incredibly responsible atm
January 14, 2025 at 2:33 AM
all things considered, smoking a cig with my windows rolled up is actually incredibly responsible atm