Sara Warf
@sarabwarf.bsky.social
Clinical professor of law, paint by numbers artiste, haver of Cookie & Biscuit (small dogs). She/her. Used to be big; it was Twitter that got small.
I just need everyone to experience this: walk with me into my kids’ bedroom in our hotel room this weekend
November 17, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I just need everyone to experience this: walk with me into my kids’ bedroom in our hotel room this weekend
Yeah I live in a fancy neighborhood, on a super fancy street too, it’s called uhhhh (looking around wildly)
November 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Yeah I live in a fancy neighborhood, on a super fancy street too, it’s called uhhhh (looking around wildly)
Can anyone identify my costume for tonight?
November 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Can anyone identify my costume for tonight?
HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ALL MY FELLOW NERDS
October 31, 2025 at 1:55 PM
HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ALL MY FELLOW NERDS
Then, dear reader, I noticed there was a “style” option. I told it to add a librarian and picked “vintage.”
I can only assume this is me in 50 years. At least I’ve created Chambers Style: The Coide. /end
I can only assume this is me in 50 years. At least I’ve created Chambers Style: The Coide. /end
October 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Then, dear reader, I noticed there was a “style” option. I told it to add a librarian and picked “vintage.”
I can only assume this is me in 50 years. At least I’ve created Chambers Style: The Coide. /end
I can only assume this is me in 50 years. At least I’ve created Chambers Style: The Coide. /end
Then, of course, I added more info: “make it spookier,” I said, “also haunted, with ghosts.”
I got these masterpieces, featuring a book from Professor’s Wamber’s Chamber’s as well as Professor Warf’’s Style Gizt! 3/
I got these masterpieces, featuring a book from Professor’s Wamber’s Chamber’s as well as Professor Warf’’s Style Gizt! 3/
October 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Then, of course, I added more info: “make it spookier,” I said, “also haunted, with ghosts.”
I got these masterpieces, featuring a book from Professor’s Wamber’s Chamber’s as well as Professor Warf’’s Style Gizt! 3/
I got these masterpieces, featuring a book from Professor’s Wamber’s Chamber’s as well as Professor Warf’’s Style Gizt! 3/
In my Judicial Clerkship Writing class, the students have to follow a chambers style guide, so I fed that general info to Gemini, asking it to be placed in a library.
Behold the books of Professor Wamber and Proffossora Warf. 2/
Behold the books of Professor Wamber and Proffossora Warf. 2/
October 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
In my Judicial Clerkship Writing class, the students have to follow a chambers style guide, so I fed that general info to Gemini, asking it to be placed in a library.
Behold the books of Professor Wamber and Proffossora Warf. 2/
Behold the books of Professor Wamber and Proffossora Warf. 2/
…did my package forget its keys in L.A. or something, wth
September 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
…did my package forget its keys in L.A. or something, wth
September 23, 2025 at 7:57 AM
This is gonna be a niche tweet, but I badly need this book (and the sequel) made into a multi-season TV show animated by the KPop Demon Hunters artists. And if Chauncey isn’t voiced by Daniel Henning (the brilliant narrator of the audiobooks) I WILL BRING A LAWSUIT
September 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
This is gonna be a niche tweet, but I badly need this book (and the sequel) made into a multi-season TV show animated by the KPop Demon Hunters artists. And if Chauncey isn’t voiced by Daniel Henning (the brilliant narrator of the audiobooks) I WILL BRING A LAWSUIT
I shoved these packs of toilet paper in the bathroom in a hurry the other day and I have been expecting ever since for one of my kids to be in here and holler MOM WHERE’S THE TOILET PAPER
September 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I shoved these packs of toilet paper in the bathroom in a hurry the other day and I have been expecting ever since for one of my kids to be in here and holler MOM WHERE’S THE TOILET PAPER
DID MAC N CHEEZ DIE FOR NOTHING
September 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
DID MAC N CHEEZ DIE FOR NOTHING
Absolutely glorious evening for a Tar Heels football game!
September 2, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Absolutely glorious evening for a Tar Heels football game!
Our wonderful cleaning people are here so I’m doing my student Zoom calls up on the third floor to be out of their way. It’s the first meeting of the semester, so I feel obligated to say “I do actually have an office in my house, I’m just up here for today” even though they don’t care
August 29, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Our wonderful cleaning people are here so I’m doing my student Zoom calls up on the third floor to be out of their way. It’s the first meeting of the semester, so I feel obligated to say “I do actually have an office in my house, I’m just up here for today” even though they don’t care
Saving these for next semester’s ice breaker questions
August 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Saving these for next semester’s ice breaker questions
Book number 101 of the year: “My Friends” by perennial favorite Frederick Backman. It earned one of my coveted five star reviews, which i’m sure is a true honor for him. I absolutely could NOT stop listening and was sad when it was over. SO GOOD.
August 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Book number 101 of the year: “My Friends” by perennial favorite Frederick Backman. It earned one of my coveted five star reviews, which i’m sure is a true honor for him. I absolutely could NOT stop listening and was sad when it was over. SO GOOD.
Throwback to when me and @rachelgurvich.bsky.social nerded it up in the law school courtyard! 😂 Obviously, what with the 22nd edition coming out, it’s time for a redo!
August 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Throwback to when me and @rachelgurvich.bsky.social nerded it up in the law school courtyard! 😂 Obviously, what with the 22nd edition coming out, it’s time for a redo!
“Hey Sara, any chance you’re procrastinating by making pie charts about this delightfully round number” haha whaaaaaat
August 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
“Hey Sara, any chance you’re procrastinating by making pie charts about this delightfully round number” haha whaaaaaat
Like he cut and warped the decorative band around the top by hand, over who knows how long. I am currently putting plastic stickers over the ends of screw holes
August 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Like he cut and warped the decorative band around the top by hand, over who knows how long. I am currently putting plastic stickers over the ends of screw holes
I am currently assembling a mail order vanity for my daughter that came complete with labeled hardware, be-stickered parts, etc. right next to the table that my great-grandfather painstakingly made from scratch without plans in his workshop. Probably he is uhhhh proud? of me?
August 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I am currently assembling a mail order vanity for my daughter that came complete with labeled hardware, be-stickered parts, etc. right next to the table that my great-grandfather painstakingly made from scratch without plans in his workshop. Probably he is uhhhh proud? of me?
My 13yo son is used to my stupid antics at this point
August 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
My 13yo son is used to my stupid antics at this point
I mean they really shouldn’t be sleeping at work
August 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I mean they really shouldn’t be sleeping at work
Look at this thing I made!
August 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Look at this thing I made!
I am absolutely certain that this little scribbled note says “yay” but if I could just recommend someone work on their penmanship
August 5, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I am absolutely certain that this little scribbled note says “yay” but if I could just recommend someone work on their penmanship