Sara Warf
@sarabwarf.bsky.social
Clinical professor of law, paint by numbers artiste, haver of Cookie & Biscuit (small dogs). She/her. Used to be big; it was Twitter that got small.
🎶 ain’t nothing wroooooong with a little
December 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
🎶 ain’t nothing wroooooong with a little
Godspeed to all the dudes being sent to the grocery store for two last specific things today. If it helps, cornstarch is in the baking aisle
December 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Godspeed to all the dudes being sent to the grocery store for two last specific things today. If it helps, cornstarch is in the baking aisle
I was at Kohl’s yesterday and a few minutes in realized that the song playing on the sound system was “Roam” by the B-52s. They were playing just a regular music selection the whole time. It was a delightful change from constant Christmas music
December 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I was at Kohl’s yesterday and a few minutes in realized that the song playing on the sound system was “Roam” by the B-52s. They were playing just a regular music selection the whole time. It was a delightful change from constant Christmas music
As someone who is in gastroenterologists’ offices regularly and thus used to seeing diagrams of colons in poster format, every time I see this (for practicing fine motor skills) on the wall of my physical therapist’s office I think “dang man you gotta get that checked”
December 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
As someone who is in gastroenterologists’ offices regularly and thus used to seeing diagrams of colons in poster format, every time I see this (for practicing fine motor skills) on the wall of my physical therapist’s office I think “dang man you gotta get that checked”
My 11yo decided that we needed to watch “Hamilton” the other evening, during which I (1) sang along til she shushed me (to which I said JUST TURN IT UP THEN) and (2) made her pause periodically so I could explain various history things. Now I get to send her related gifs & trivia & HAPPY XMAS TO ME
a man in a king 's costume is holding a cane and laughing
ALT: a man in a king 's costume is holding a cane and laughing
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December 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
My 11yo decided that we needed to watch “Hamilton” the other evening, during which I (1) sang along til she shushed me (to which I said JUST TURN IT UP THEN) and (2) made her pause periodically so I could explain various history things. Now I get to send her related gifs & trivia & HAPPY XMAS TO ME
Quite enjoyed this safety sign at the physical therapist’s office that functioned as a demotivational sign
December 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Quite enjoyed this safety sign at the physical therapist’s office that functioned as a demotivational sign
I was just trying to call Biscuit up here before the cleaning people arrive. She was on the 1st floor so I was keeping up a continuous song etc. so she’d know where we were, all 🎶 BIIIIICKEY 🎶 (prolonged whistle) 🎶 where are weeee, we’re up heeeere 🎶 And then I hear “…hello?” Yeah they’d arrived 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
December 12, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I was just trying to call Biscuit up here before the cleaning people arrive. She was on the 1st floor so I was keeping up a continuous song etc. so she’d know where we were, all 🎶 BIIIIICKEY 🎶 (prolonged whistle) 🎶 where are weeee, we’re up heeeere 🎶 And then I hear “…hello?” Yeah they’d arrived 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Hit book 140 a few days ago!
Book 131. I am not a robot but I understand the accusations
ATTENTION: I HAVE JUST FINISHED BOOK NUMBER 125 OF THE YEAR
I HEREBY ACCEPT ALL CONGRATULATIONS WITH GRACEFUL PRIDE
I HEREBY ACCEPT ALL CONGRATULATIONS WITH GRACEFUL PRIDE
December 6, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Hit book 140 a few days ago!
We are out here literally trying to give someone, anyone, money to watch a particular movie on VOD. No matter the platform, we cannot get the QR code or phone login to let us do so. We are somewhat screaming
November 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
We are out here literally trying to give someone, anyone, money to watch a particular movie on VOD. No matter the platform, we cannot get the QR code or phone login to let us do so. We are somewhat screaming
I just need everyone to experience this: walk with me into my kids’ bedroom in our hotel room this weekend
November 17, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I just need everyone to experience this: walk with me into my kids’ bedroom in our hotel room this weekend
If anyone was wondering what kinds of life lessons I’m teaching my 11yo daughter, it can be encapsulated by “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes”: own yo shit and back up your bestie to the hilt ♥️
a woman in an orange dress and a woman in a black dress
ALT: a woman in an orange dress and a woman in a black dress
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November 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
If anyone was wondering what kinds of life lessons I’m teaching my 11yo daughter, it can be encapsulated by “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes”: own yo shit and back up your bestie to the hilt ♥️
Book 131. I am not a robot but I understand the accusations
ATTENTION: I HAVE JUST FINISHED BOOK NUMBER 125 OF THE YEAR
I HEREBY ACCEPT ALL CONGRATULATIONS WITH GRACEFUL PRIDE
I HEREBY ACCEPT ALL CONGRATULATIONS WITH GRACEFUL PRIDE
a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is standing in a living room in front of a bed .
ALT: a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is standing in a living room in front of a bed .
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Book 131. I am not a robot but I understand the accusations
Just showed the kids Crocodile Dundee for the first time and had to explain a few? things? but they quite enjoyed it. Rest assured that “THAT’S NOT A KNOIFE” transcends generations
November 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Just showed the kids Crocodile Dundee for the first time and had to explain a few? things? but they quite enjoyed it. Rest assured that “THAT’S NOT A KNOIFE” transcends generations
Yeah I live in a fancy neighborhood, on a super fancy street too, it’s called uhhhh (looking around wildly)
November 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Yeah I live in a fancy neighborhood, on a super fancy street too, it’s called uhhhh (looking around wildly)
Can anyone identify my costume for tonight?
November 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Can anyone identify my costume for tonight?
HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ALL MY FELLOW NERDS
October 31, 2025 at 1:55 PM
HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ALL MY FELLOW NERDS
ATTENTION: I HAVE JUST FINISHED BOOK NUMBER 125 OF THE YEAR
I HEREBY ACCEPT ALL CONGRATULATIONS WITH GRACEFUL PRIDE
I HEREBY ACCEPT ALL CONGRATULATIONS WITH GRACEFUL PRIDE
a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is standing in a living room in front of a bed .
ALT: a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is standing in a living room in front of a bed .
media.tenor.com
October 30, 2025 at 1:33 PM
ATTENTION: I HAVE JUST FINISHED BOOK NUMBER 125 OF THE YEAR
I HEREBY ACCEPT ALL CONGRATULATIONS WITH GRACEFUL PRIDE
I HEREBY ACCEPT ALL CONGRATULATIONS WITH GRACEFUL PRIDE
Friends, while my colleagues do thoughtful work on AI’s impact on the discipline of legal writing, I have been doing something just as vital: using AI to generate silly pictures for my class Prezis.
Please enjoy today’s journey. (Be sure to read the book titles & alt text.) 1/
Please enjoy today’s journey. (Be sure to read the book titles & alt text.) 1/
October 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Friends, while my colleagues do thoughtful work on AI’s impact on the discipline of legal writing, I have been doing something just as vital: using AI to generate silly pictures for my class Prezis.
Please enjoy today’s journey. (Be sure to read the book titles & alt text.) 1/
Please enjoy today’s journey. (Be sure to read the book titles & alt text.) 1/
Reposted by Sara Warf
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
September 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
Some fall semester I’m gonna assign my 1Ls the task of writing a professional 1am email to a supervisor saying “good morning, I am shitting my brains out and will need to postpone our meeting” in a highly professional tone
ANY GUESSES WHERE I GOT THE INSPIRATION FOR THAT
ANY GUESSES WHERE I GOT THE INSPIRATION FOR THAT
October 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Some fall semester I’m gonna assign my 1Ls the task of writing a professional 1am email to a supervisor saying “good morning, I am shitting my brains out and will need to postpone our meeting” in a highly professional tone
ANY GUESSES WHERE I GOT THE INSPIRATION FOR THAT
ANY GUESSES WHERE I GOT THE INSPIRATION FOR THAT
My incredibly comfortable Merrell flip-flops that I have worn consistently for six months a year for the last 8 years just broke and I have never felt so betrayed
October 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
My incredibly comfortable Merrell flip-flops that I have worn consistently for six months a year for the last 8 years just broke and I have never felt so betrayed
Fyi if anyone ever wants to brainwash me just hack my Libby app and have it tell me that a book I put on hold six months ago is ready because I will download and start listening despite having no memory of putting it on hold
October 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Fyi if anyone ever wants to brainwash me just hack my Libby app and have it tell me that a book I put on hold six months ago is ready because I will download and start listening despite having no memory of putting it on hold
Fascinating thread from a newly minted airport employee.
Some things I've learned in my first few weeks:
1) There is a grey market candy swapping racket between janitors, TSA agents, CSRs, and everyone else who has to stand someplace all day at the airport.
Hi-chews, sour candies, and gummy anything are in highest demand.
1) There is a grey market candy swapping racket between janitors, TSA agents, CSRs, and everyone else who has to stand someplace all day at the airport.
Hi-chews, sour candies, and gummy anything are in highest demand.
October 7, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Fascinating thread from a newly minted airport employee.
Today I turned 47, which is of course the biggest milestone in a young woman’s life. It was a lovely day, full of family time, cookie cake, naps, clay crafting & painting, and much more. What a lovely start to my new year!
October 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Today I turned 47, which is of course the biggest milestone in a young woman’s life. It was a lovely day, full of family time, cookie cake, naps, clay crafting & painting, and much more. What a lovely start to my new year!