Saquon Barkley’s Left Thumb
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In a year when DOGE fails to save any meaningful amount of money, Musk will get to claim that it’s not his fault they failed.
🚨 BREAKING: Elon Musk says he's taking a step back from DOGE after Tesla "blowback"
Elon Musk says he'll take step back from DOGE
Musk says he will pull back from DOGE starting in May.
www.axios.com
April 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
In a year when DOGE fails to save any meaningful amount of money, Musk will get to claim that it’s not his fault they failed.
Bro thinks he’s Paul Atreides or sum
"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if hundreds of intelligence academics cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced".
April 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Bro thinks he’s Paul Atreides or sum
Update: it passed in the House.
I love dictatorship I love dictatorship I love dictatorship I love dictatorship
I love dictatorship I love dictatorship I love dictatorship I love dictatorship
April 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Update: it passed in the House.
I love dictatorship I love dictatorship I love dictatorship I love dictatorship
I love dictatorship I love dictatorship I love dictatorship I love dictatorship
Young men don’t open bank accounts. They are too expensive. They sell state secrets to the Russians that they gather by asking politely to join Signal groups discussing matters of national security.
Young men don't open bank accounts. They are too expensive. I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith – as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, it will be a home run. And so that will make it a 4–0 ballgame.
Young men don't open bank accounts. They are too expensive. They take the Celtics to cover, Celtics halftime. Garnett points and rebounds, Garnett blocked shots, and Celtics opening tip.
March 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Young men don’t open bank accounts. They are too expensive. They sell state secrets to the Russians that they gather by asking politely to join Signal groups discussing matters of national security.
Watching Alien: Covenant while there’s still sun in the sky.
I should have thought of that before I shit my pants watching an Alien movie the last time.
I should have thought of that before I shit my pants watching an Alien movie the last time.
March 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Watching Alien: Covenant while there’s still sun in the sky.
I should have thought of that before I shit my pants watching an Alien movie the last time.
I should have thought of that before I shit my pants watching an Alien movie the last time.
@wired.com should start a political satire branch and call it TIRED.
March 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
@wired.com should start a political satire branch and call it TIRED.
Marketing greek yogurt and sour cream as two different products is a ploy by Big Milk to get us to buy two containers of the same substance.
February 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Marketing greek yogurt and sour cream as two different products is a ploy by Big Milk to get us to buy two containers of the same substance.
No longer calling it a murder of crows, it’s a murder of eagles
February 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
No longer calling it a murder of crows, it’s a murder of eagles
Obligatory comment about having two nickels for commercials about flying facial hair during the Super Bowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Obligatory comment about having two nickels for commercials about flying facial hair during the Super Bowl
Prompt engineering 🗿
Until you discover that each model has its own quirks and your prompt engineering becomes a mess of if-else statements and model-specific hacks.
February 8, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Prompt engineering 🗿
Reposted by Saquon Barkley’s Left Thumb
If your tech is actually intended to save humanity, u wouldn't put it behind a paywall and start international trade wars about it and pass a bunch of laws prohibiting other countries from using the same components you are idk just a thought
January 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
If your tech is actually intended to save humanity, u wouldn't put it behind a paywall and start international trade wars about it and pass a bunch of laws prohibiting other countries from using the same components you are idk just a thought
We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty…
January 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty…
If I had a nickel for every time a short-form video app disappeared moments before a Trump inauguration, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?
January 19, 2025 at 5:41 AM
If I had a nickel for every time a short-form video app disappeared moments before a Trump inauguration, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?