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Sapphic Hazard
@sapphichazard.bsky.social
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Chaos goblin, gay AuDHD trans lady, engineer, nerd, millennial.
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Mad Max (the more recent one) pointing up with text saying "that's a metaphor."
November 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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I find it hard to resist an interesting bottle of wine. Here's hoping it's tasty! @lastweektonight.com
The label of a bottle of wine with a well-englassened horse on it. The horse has what appears to be a mullet made mostly of green grape, glasses that add an important touch of sophistication, and googly eyes just to assure that the effect of the glasses is well-neutralized. The text at the bottom of the label reads "Cabernet SauvignJohn"
November 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Deep cut from me. Bizarre and joyous game (Rakugaki Showtime)
October 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Quislings
The names of the cowards who worked the Riyadh Comedy Festival. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riyadh_Comedy_Festival
October 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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This is one of those ones I really need to think through, and make sure my submission isn't duplicated, because reasons. :)
Poster for the movie "Madelines" which is pink and full of what appears to be the same person below the title, and yet another of that person, in a gas mask, above.
September 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Blood Machines!
A purple metallic face with green eyes.
September 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Maze: The Mega-Burst Space
September 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Deciding how deep to go here is like a personal crisis.
Top half: A pair of wide-eyes looking through the cracks of a basket Bottom half: The text "Basket Case" in a bleeding red font.
August 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Undecided, but Vic is very convincing.
Red text: Vote Blue background, white text: For Blue text: Vic Smaller, Black text at the bottom: Hey guysssss! What's up? it's Vic. Hi, Love ya! Vote for me. If you don't, he no hard feelings. But I'd really love it if you'd vote for me. Just think about it. Doesn't have to be a firm yes but a tentative yes would be awesome. Ok, I love you so, so much. End message.
August 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Feeling a craving for something dark, so watching Splinter. Some incredible and unique creature effects with extremely effective tight scale. And brutal. :) #Horror #HorrorSky
July 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Okay so this is weird.
A screenshot of the Amazon Prime comedy movies section, the first entry being Saw II, which is not even a little bit a comedy movie.
July 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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A movie in a still
A still of Godzilla from Shin Godzilla, burning a building with his plasma breath. There is an ultraviolet trail up the big guy's spines, extending down the plasma breath, culminating in a luscious orange fire on the buildings. I'm not a pyromaniac.
June 21, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Ingl I hate this day. I don't like being visible even in good times, and these aren't good times.

Stay strong, sibs. And remember. It is always morally correct to subvert profit and power structures which promote fascism.

#TransDayOfVisibility #TDOV
A very tired trans nerd, wearing a black T-shirt under a leather vest and a Dragon Age: Inquisition insignia on the right shoulder. The vest is adorned with a rainbow Star Trek delta badge (Voyager-style) and Trans Pride-colored pips. She is wearing glasses with burgundy rounded triangle lenses and there's a cat in the background taking a nap.
March 31, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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January 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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"You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?"

Oh I am in trouble:
A promotional poster for the TV series "wolf creek," portraying a tour bus with a trailer in the lower portion, and an image of the cannibal/mass murderer Mick Taylor, played by John Jarratt for whom the series is known, and the title in sharp-edged yellow letters above.
January 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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I feel inspired to post more kitty pictures, because reasons.
This is our youngest cat, Goldie. We think she may be small breed because this is her in adult form. Instead of meowing, she squeaks, and amusingly, she fetches things! #Caturday
A small, vibrant, adorable orange cat with her eyes closed, loafed on a white comforter.
January 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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This Pawdrick. He prefers to be near me and cuddled at all times. He's very derpy. One of five cats who my wife and I are glad to share our home with. #Caturday
A grey tuxedo cat, his eyes looking up at the person with the camera, and his tongue out in full blep.
January 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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It's funny because he's lying prima facie:
November 27, 2024 at 1:15 AM