If you have the skills to easily do your work properly, asking a computer to fart out something fast and getting not really what you wanted is never going to be good enough for someone who is enough of a perfectionist to become an artist.

Aren't you supposed to just wear a towel over your shoulder and call people hoopy froods?

Unfortunately the money goes to the chair, not to the hairdresser.

The hairdresser situation is dire because of the cost of chair rental around here.
When things are bad I wear a bandana until I can make the drive to my hairdresser's house. Once a year.

Thanks for this.
We really enjoy the Visual Quickstart Guides. They're accessible to any kid who can read independently, even though they're geared towards adults. It's really nice to sit away from a computer and browse through it.
We borrowed it from the library, but I may buy a copy, honestly.

Last year, vests made from crochet squares were very popular, and people do make summer shirts from crochet squares.
Easy enough to make a crochet summer shirt with Christmas squares, no?

If the point is for the item to be very ugly, anyway, maybe a loose cotton Christmas macrame 'sweater' is the way to go.
How do you convey Christmas fair isle with macrame?

I'm reading this and my brain is spinning with crafting ideas.
Christmas lace shirt? Christmas cotton macrame vest?
These are all probably terrible ideas, but I feel like someone must have done a summer Christmas equivalent. So sad that image search is dead.

If you can't figure out how to transcribe it yourself, how are you going to read the transcription?

I don't want to write a 10 page essay about this, but the pieces it could transcribe, I could type out in minutes, and anything with a time signature or key change that was slightly out of the ordinary would be wrong and I'd have to comb through for mistakes.
I'd rather do it myself and get it right

I like this.

I want sneaker ballet flats but in men's wide because my feet are huge. :'(

It's because you're too good.

Amazingly, I don't think he is! Usually the 'Christian' politicians around here make a big deal of it and wear some kind of cross or something because it sells.
He's just wildly socially incompetent and has butt loads of money.

also tried to paint over a rainbow crosswalk iirc and only paid for male counselors on a recent work trip and made all the women pay their own way.
Also the NDP dropped him as a prospective candidate probably for his history of stalking and harassing someone online.
Guy's a nightmare.