I pulled a muscle in my lower back yesterday and now I have trouble moving 🥲😂
November 27, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I pulled a muscle in my lower back yesterday and now I have trouble moving 🥲😂
Someone asked me today if I was Belgian.
Me when people assume I'm a native Dutch speaker
Me when people assume I'm a native Dutch speaker
a group of people are dancing in a forest and a man is holding a woman 's hand .
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November 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Someone asked me today if I was Belgian.
Me when people assume I'm a native Dutch speaker
Me when people assume I'm a native Dutch speaker
4 people are off in the week after Christmas and I usually cover for all of them when they are gone 😃🔫
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
4 people are off in the week after Christmas and I usually cover for all of them when they are gone 😃🔫
Me trying to find Christmas presents for other people
a woman wearing a beret with the word modelland on it says " i want every single one of those "
ALT: a woman wearing a beret with the word modelland on it says " i want every single one of those "
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November 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Me trying to find Christmas presents for other people
Didn't know how rich my rich friends were until I heard she got gifted a freakin birkin bag by her parents 😂😂
November 22, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Didn't know how rich my rich friends were until I heard she got gifted a freakin birkin bag by her parents 😂😂
I put mice in my terrarium yesterday and they were still there today so I already imagined the worst, the snake got out, it's dead, the cats ate it and all the other scenarios, I was really worried and then that sneaky little snake just shows up like nothing ever happened 😂
November 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I put mice in my terrarium yesterday and they were still there today so I already imagined the worst, the snake got out, it's dead, the cats ate it and all the other scenarios, I was really worried and then that sneaky little snake just shows up like nothing ever happened 😂
I'm watching a documentary on the Hitler family and apparently Hitler's brother pretended to have died in WW1 so he could marry another woman and my first reaction was like "woah all scum these Hitler men" like one was a bigamist and the other committed genocide ... maybe not quite the same scum 😂😂
November 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I'm watching a documentary on the Hitler family and apparently Hitler's brother pretended to have died in WW1 so he could marry another woman and my first reaction was like "woah all scum these Hitler men" like one was a bigamist and the other committed genocide ... maybe not quite the same scum 😂😂
Little spoon and big spoon 🥹
November 18, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Little spoon and big spoon 🥹
I woke up in the middle of the night with my cat lying half on my shoulder with her face squished against mine and it was so adorable I can't 🥹🥹🥹🥹
November 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I woke up in the middle of the night with my cat lying half on my shoulder with her face squished against mine and it was so adorable I can't 🥹🥹🥹🥹
I just saw a guiness world record of most eyeballs tattooed on someones body and I was like ew thank god I don't have any eyeballs tattooed. But then I realized that almost all of my tattoos do have eyes and now I'm freaked out about the amount of eyeballs I have tattooed on my body 😭😂😂
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I just saw a guiness world record of most eyeballs tattooed on someones body and I was like ew thank god I don't have any eyeballs tattooed. But then I realized that almost all of my tattoos do have eyes and now I'm freaked out about the amount of eyeballs I have tattooed on my body 😭😂😂
I had a nightmare yesterday about going home to my family on Christmas 😂
November 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I had a nightmare yesterday about going home to my family on Christmas 😂
There's a video of a guy driving around Bremen with a lion cub on his lap and I want to hate it so badly BUT ITS.SO.CUUUUTEE 🥹🥹🥹🥹
November 13, 2025 at 10:07 AM
There's a video of a guy driving around Bremen with a lion cub on his lap and I want to hate it so badly BUT ITS.SO.CUUUUTEE 🥹🥹🥹🥹
I love nothing more than my cat lying down on my face right after he cleaned himself so his fur is still nice and moist
a close up of a barbie doll making a funny face and saying ew .
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November 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I love nothing more than my cat lying down on my face right after he cleaned himself so his fur is still nice and moist
I wanted to take the afternoon off so I didn't bring lunch but I forgot that my boss is not in today so I couldn't. Then I wanted to go to the store during lunch break and buy some bread and stuff but then our VIP customer scheduled a very urgent meeting at 1PM in the middle of my lunch break ..
November 3, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I wanted to take the afternoon off so I didn't bring lunch but I forgot that my boss is not in today so I couldn't. Then I wanted to go to the store during lunch break and buy some bread and stuff but then our VIP customer scheduled a very urgent meeting at 1PM in the middle of my lunch break ..
Talking to my parents is like using bluesky. I just put out random things into the world not expecting any sort of reaction 99% of the time and in return I barely pay attention to anything they say unless it's interesting or my mom wants to show me her cute crochet creations 😂😂
November 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Talking to my parents is like using bluesky. I just put out random things into the world not expecting any sort of reaction 99% of the time and in return I barely pay attention to anything they say unless it's interesting or my mom wants to show me her cute crochet creations 😂😂
I'm too old to stay up this late
a cartoon of spongebob standing in front of a window with his hands in the air
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November 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I'm too old to stay up this late
Happy Halloweeeeeen
wicked witch of the west from the wizard of oz is wearing a black hat and holding a sword .
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October 31, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Happy Halloweeeeeen
Not my colleague coming at me with "back in my days people weren't mentally ill" yes exactly, they weren't mentally ill, they just suffered silently and started drinking 😂
October 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Not my colleague coming at me with "back in my days people weren't mentally ill" yes exactly, they weren't mentally ill, they just suffered silently and started drinking 😂
Hello @ec.europa.eu HS code 3917 10 is for artificial guts but that's not actual guts from an animal and dare I say it #VEGAN so it is very confusing and consumer unfriendly so you better update your customs system
October 28, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Hello @ec.europa.eu HS code 3917 10 is for artificial guts but that's not actual guts from an animal and dare I say it #VEGAN so it is very confusing and consumer unfriendly so you better update your customs system
I slipped and fell on some stairs today and I think I'm really gonna feel it tomorrow 🥲🥲
October 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I slipped and fell on some stairs today and I think I'm really gonna feel it tomorrow 🥲🥲
When you habe absolutely no idea where your wallet is
a man in a suit and tie is standing next to another man in a yellow shirt and tie .
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October 25, 2025 at 6:59 AM
When you habe absolutely no idea where your wallet is
So I kinda panicked yesterday evening because I thought I had lost my snake / escaped from the terrarium. Literally went through all the soil 4 times and it was nowhere to be found. But I also thought my cats would act differently if there was like a new little wriggly toy crawling around you know 😅
October 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
So I kinda panicked yesterday evening because I thought I had lost my snake / escaped from the terrarium. Literally went through all the soil 4 times and it was nowhere to be found. But I also thought my cats would act differently if there was like a new little wriggly toy crawling around you know 😅
I have a sore on the side of my nose for weeks already and it wouldn't go away because it's from my glasses and I kinda need those to see ya know. Anyway I really went out of my way to think about cutting up band aids, blister bandages or other stuff into like a small patch that I could put there
October 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I have a sore on the side of my nose for weeks already and it wouldn't go away because it's from my glasses and I kinda need those to see ya know. Anyway I really went out of my way to think about cutting up band aids, blister bandages or other stuff into like a small patch that I could put there
I suggested an escape room for our company outing and I'm now figuring out that non of them have ever done an escape room before ........ what if everyone hates it 😂😂😂
October 16, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I suggested an escape room for our company outing and I'm now figuring out that non of them have ever done an escape room before ........ what if everyone hates it 😂😂😂
We are going to an escape room as a company outing and when I told my colleague he can't bring his phone he said "but I need ChatGPT to help me with the puzzles" 😂😂😂
October 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
We are going to an escape room as a company outing and when I told my colleague he can't bring his phone he said "but I need ChatGPT to help me with the puzzles" 😂😂😂