Little spoon and big spoon 🥹
November 18, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Little spoon and big spoon 🥹
I woke up in the middle of the night with my cat lying half on my shoulder with her face squished against mine and it was so adorable I can't 🥹🥹🥹🥹
November 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I woke up in the middle of the night with my cat lying half on my shoulder with her face squished against mine and it was so adorable I can't 🥹🥹🥹🥹
I just saw a guiness world record of most eyeballs tattooed on someones body and I was like ew thank god I don't have any eyeballs tattooed. But then I realized that almost all of my tattoos do have eyes and now I'm freaked out about the amount of eyeballs I have tattooed on my body 😭😂😂
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I just saw a guiness world record of most eyeballs tattooed on someones body and I was like ew thank god I don't have any eyeballs tattooed. But then I realized that almost all of my tattoos do have eyes and now I'm freaked out about the amount of eyeballs I have tattooed on my body 😭😂😂
I had a nightmare yesterday about going home to my family on Christmas 😂
November 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I had a nightmare yesterday about going home to my family on Christmas 😂
There's a video of a guy driving around Bremen with a lion cub on his lap and I want to hate it so badly BUT ITS.SO.CUUUUTEE 🥹🥹🥹🥹
November 13, 2025 at 10:07 AM
There's a video of a guy driving around Bremen with a lion cub on his lap and I want to hate it so badly BUT ITS.SO.CUUUUTEE 🥹🥹🥹🥹
I love nothing more than my cat lying down on my face right after he cleaned himself so his fur is still nice and moist
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November 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I love nothing more than my cat lying down on my face right after he cleaned himself so his fur is still nice and moist
I wanted to take the afternoon off so I didn't bring lunch but I forgot that my boss is not in today so I couldn't. Then I wanted to go to the store during lunch break and buy some bread and stuff but then our VIP customer scheduled a very urgent meeting at 1PM in the middle of my lunch break ..
November 3, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I wanted to take the afternoon off so I didn't bring lunch but I forgot that my boss is not in today so I couldn't. Then I wanted to go to the store during lunch break and buy some bread and stuff but then our VIP customer scheduled a very urgent meeting at 1PM in the middle of my lunch break ..
Talking to my parents is like using bluesky. I just put out random things into the world not expecting any sort of reaction 99% of the time and in return I barely pay attention to anything they say unless it's interesting or my mom wants to show me her cute crochet creations 😂😂
November 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Talking to my parents is like using bluesky. I just put out random things into the world not expecting any sort of reaction 99% of the time and in return I barely pay attention to anything they say unless it's interesting or my mom wants to show me her cute crochet creations 😂😂
I'm too old to stay up this late
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November 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I'm too old to stay up this late
Happy Halloweeeeeen
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October 31, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Happy Halloweeeeeen
Not my colleague coming at me with "back in my days people weren't mentally ill" yes exactly, they weren't mentally ill, they just suffered silently and started drinking 😂
October 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Not my colleague coming at me with "back in my days people weren't mentally ill" yes exactly, they weren't mentally ill, they just suffered silently and started drinking 😂
Hello @ec.europa.eu HS code 3917 10 is for artificial guts but that's not actual guts from an animal and dare I say it #VEGAN so it is very confusing and consumer unfriendly so you better update your customs system
October 28, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Hello @ec.europa.eu HS code 3917 10 is for artificial guts but that's not actual guts from an animal and dare I say it #VEGAN so it is very confusing and consumer unfriendly so you better update your customs system
I slipped and fell on some stairs today and I think I'm really gonna feel it tomorrow 🥲🥲
October 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I slipped and fell on some stairs today and I think I'm really gonna feel it tomorrow 🥲🥲
When you habe absolutely no idea where your wallet is
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October 25, 2025 at 6:59 AM
When you habe absolutely no idea where your wallet is
So I kinda panicked yesterday evening because I thought I had lost my snake / escaped from the terrarium. Literally went through all the soil 4 times and it was nowhere to be found. But I also thought my cats would act differently if there was like a new little wriggly toy crawling around you know 😅
October 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
So I kinda panicked yesterday evening because I thought I had lost my snake / escaped from the terrarium. Literally went through all the soil 4 times and it was nowhere to be found. But I also thought my cats would act differently if there was like a new little wriggly toy crawling around you know 😅
I have a sore on the side of my nose for weeks already and it wouldn't go away because it's from my glasses and I kinda need those to see ya know. Anyway I really went out of my way to think about cutting up band aids, blister bandages or other stuff into like a small patch that I could put there
October 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I have a sore on the side of my nose for weeks already and it wouldn't go away because it's from my glasses and I kinda need those to see ya know. Anyway I really went out of my way to think about cutting up band aids, blister bandages or other stuff into like a small patch that I could put there
I suggested an escape room for our company outing and I'm now figuring out that non of them have ever done an escape room before ........ what if everyone hates it 😂😂😂
October 16, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I suggested an escape room for our company outing and I'm now figuring out that non of them have ever done an escape room before ........ what if everyone hates it 😂😂😂
We are going to an escape room as a company outing and when I told my colleague he can't bring his phone he said "but I need ChatGPT to help me with the puzzles" 😂😂😂
October 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
We are going to an escape room as a company outing and when I told my colleague he can't bring his phone he said "but I need ChatGPT to help me with the puzzles" 😂😂😂
So I kind of realized that I'm not living that far away from Disneyland and an annual pass is only 290 euros ... which means I can just pick a year and experience every possible season at Disneyland for a pretty reasonable price 🤔
October 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
So I kind of realized that I'm not living that far away from Disneyland and an annual pass is only 290 euros ... which means I can just pick a year and experience every possible season at Disneyland for a pretty reasonable price 🤔
My mom doesn't want to use a wheel chair or walker because #1 she's not old enough and #2 she always found it annoying when people used them (or other bulky objects like strollers) in crowded places and she doesn't wanna be a hypocrite... what I'm saying is don't be like my mom
October 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
My mom doesn't want to use a wheel chair or walker because #1 she's not old enough and #2 she always found it annoying when people used them (or other bulky objects like strollers) in crowded places and she doesn't wanna be a hypocrite... what I'm saying is don't be like my mom
I transferred my snake into the big terrarium today and I as he slithered away I kind of realized that I will never find him again in there 😂
October 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I transferred my snake into the big terrarium today and I as he slithered away I kind of realized that I will never find him again in there 😂
The package delivery lady just rang the doorbell and then went back into her truck for 5 minutes to sort out the packages ... like why?? 😂😂
October 11, 2025 at 10:29 AM
The package delivery lady just rang the doorbell and then went back into her truck for 5 minutes to sort out the packages ... like why?? 😂😂
I'm watching A Discovery of Witches and it's so Twilight coded I can't 😂😂😂😂
October 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I'm watching A Discovery of Witches and it's so Twilight coded I can't 😂😂😂😂
Me watching a vampire hunt an animal: "Noo, don't do it! Why don't you kill people instead?" 😂😂
October 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Me watching a vampire hunt an animal: "Noo, don't do it! Why don't you kill people instead?" 😂😂
I love religious horror and mystery stuff. It's like fantasy with 2000+ real life years of lore
October 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I love religious horror and mystery stuff. It's like fantasy with 2000+ real life years of lore