Sandwich Sean
@sandwichsean.bsky.social
Self-Published Author, Blogger, Vlogger. K-5 Technology Teacher. Identity held hostage by the experiences of working a deli counter.
Find me at fiftyshadesofgrease.com
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Sandwich Sean
@sandwichsean.bsky.social
· Dec 23
In a surprise to even myself, I published a new book! You can get it free starting tomorrow, or all through to the end of this week.
I just found and bought a $90 camera mic at the thrift store for $4. Is this a sign to start vlogging again?
December 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I just found and bought a $90 camera mic at the thrift store for $4. Is this a sign to start vlogging again?
The new meal at Popeyes looks pretty good, but my body might be torn apart from the inside for having to utter something like 'give me freddy fazbear meal please.'
November 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The new meal at Popeyes looks pretty good, but my body might be torn apart from the inside for having to utter something like 'give me freddy fazbear meal please.'
This is how I look when I write
July 29, 2025 at 8:51 AM
This is how I look when I write
Hit one year with the owl. 👨🎓
June 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Hit one year with the owl. 👨🎓
Not my smart watch telling me I've reached my daily steps on the way to get a muffin out of the fridge.
May 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Not my smart watch telling me I've reached my daily steps on the way to get a muffin out of the fridge.
It may be time to start up a new Minecraft world. Get it out of my system before it gets too hot.
May 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
It may be time to start up a new Minecraft world. Get it out of my system before it gets too hot.
I finally have a new idea for a story, and all it took was discovering a new band.
May 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I finally have a new idea for a story, and all it took was discovering a new band.
I want to be kind of productive over spring break, but then there's Monster Hunter, new album by my favorite band, and... tequila. So we'll see.
March 15, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I want to be kind of productive over spring break, but then there's Monster Hunter, new album by my favorite band, and... tequila. So we'll see.
Where my Coheed and Cambria enjoyers at? I know what I'm going to listen to all weekend...
March 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Where my Coheed and Cambria enjoyers at? I know what I'm going to listen to all weekend...
Just saw a Youtube short that was a compilation of shorter clips, one of them captioned 'watch til the end'. Like, is that what we're really dealing with now?
February 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Just saw a Youtube short that was a compilation of shorter clips, one of them captioned 'watch til the end'. Like, is that what we're really dealing with now?
Oh boy, tomorrow is Friday which means grocery shopping. On an unrelated note, what time do you think the stores mark down Valentines chocolate? Some time mid day? After dinner? Or do they just spring the markdowns at midnight?
February 14, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Oh boy, tomorrow is Friday which means grocery shopping. On an unrelated note, what time do you think the stores mark down Valentines chocolate? Some time mid day? After dinner? Or do they just spring the markdowns at midnight?
Starting the second week of my vacation with something green. If I remember correctly, it's called a vegetable?
December 30, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Starting the second week of my vacation with something green. If I remember correctly, it's called a vegetable?
In a surprise to even myself, I published a new book! You can get it free starting tomorrow, or all through to the end of this week.
December 23, 2024 at 12:22 AM
In a surprise to even myself, I published a new book! You can get it free starting tomorrow, or all through to the end of this week.
My vacation starts now! Should I weigh myself today and see what sort of 'progress' I make over these next two weeks, or just surprise myself when I can't fit into my work pants when I go back in January?
December 20, 2024 at 11:30 PM
My vacation starts now! Should I weigh myself today and see what sort of 'progress' I make over these next two weeks, or just surprise myself when I can't fit into my work pants when I go back in January?
It's that time of year where I have an intense urge to start up a new Minecraft world.
December 18, 2024 at 11:50 PM
It's that time of year where I have an intense urge to start up a new Minecraft world.
Taco Bell should do what Five Guys does, but with beans. Just a load of extra beans at the bottom of your bag.
December 17, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Taco Bell should do what Five Guys does, but with beans. Just a load of extra beans at the bottom of your bag.
The weirdest experience while learning a language is seeing and hearing little kids who are native speakers. It's like, how dare you be born into this thing I've spent years practicing.
December 15, 2024 at 4:15 AM
The weirdest experience while learning a language is seeing and hearing little kids who are native speakers. It's like, how dare you be born into this thing I've spent years practicing.
Drinking wine and pretending I don't have to go back to work tomorrow.
December 2, 2024 at 6:01 AM
Drinking wine and pretending I don't have to go back to work tomorrow.
I think my posts here should count towards my monthly writing total.
November 30, 2024 at 4:02 AM
I think my posts here should count towards my monthly writing total.
If you drive one of those obscenely long and huge trucks, just make sure to have your trailer hitch also attached, and also make sure to park across from me in the Costco parking lot on Black Friday.
November 30, 2024 at 12:39 AM
If you drive one of those obscenely long and huge trucks, just make sure to have your trailer hitch also attached, and also make sure to park across from me in the Costco parking lot on Black Friday.
This is your yearly reminder that you don't have to eat or pretend to enjoy your dry flavorless bird that only shows up on our tables out of obligation and custom.
November 29, 2024 at 2:03 AM
This is your yearly reminder that you don't have to eat or pretend to enjoy your dry flavorless bird that only shows up on our tables out of obligation and custom.
Me when my favorite band just set a release date for their new album.
November 23, 2024 at 6:38 AM
Me when my favorite band just set a release date for their new album.
Did anyone else think Kiwis (the bird) were extinct? I could have sworn they were.
November 21, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Did anyone else think Kiwis (the bird) were extinct? I could have sworn they were.
Just had the perfect idea for my story and it's also an appropriate time to write. How often do those two things happen at the same time?
November 18, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Just had the perfect idea for my story and it's also an appropriate time to write. How often do those two things happen at the same time?
I've extensively practiced my dialogue writing through many years of imaging fake conversations and interactions with people I've dealt with in real life.
November 16, 2024 at 11:15 PM
I've extensively practiced my dialogue writing through many years of imaging fake conversations and interactions with people I've dealt with in real life.