Sorry about my public diary but please enjoy my photos
Like i know that’s tasteless of me to say but fuck man. Watching a makeup tutorial and then the very next video is someone getting murdered.
That’s not normal! None of this is normal!
Like i know that’s tasteless of me to say but fuck man. Watching a makeup tutorial and then the very next video is someone getting murdered.
That’s not normal! None of this is normal!
Perhaps tomorrow.
Perhaps tomorrow.
IF THE TONE IS SOMBER DON’T CRACK A JOKE
IF SOMEONE IS STRESSED AND PANICKING DON’T CRACK A JOKE
NOW’S NOT THE TIME!
You know how many times i’ve pulled bangers because i knew “hey brain, now’s not the time.” SO FUCKING MANY
GOD SHUT UPPPP
anyways
IF THE TONE IS SOMBER DON’T CRACK A JOKE
IF SOMEONE IS STRESSED AND PANICKING DON’T CRACK A JOKE
NOW’S NOT THE TIME!
You know how many times i’ve pulled bangers because i knew “hey brain, now’s not the time.” SO FUCKING MANY
GOD SHUT UPPPP
anyways
The wife is such a weirdo but so sweet…the husband does look like he wants to murder me every time i come over unannounced though…
BUT UGH
do i go out and check? It sounds far off though maybe it’s fine.
The wife is such a weirdo but so sweet…the husband does look like he wants to murder me every time i come over unannounced though…
BUT UGH
do i go out and check? It sounds far off though maybe it’s fine.
Terrible.
Awful.
Hate it.
Terrible.
Awful.
Hate it.
Anyways fuck 1-ply toilet paper. It needs to be eradicated.
Anyways fuck 1-ply toilet paper. It needs to be eradicated.
When i was younger i used to think “only in theaters July 8th” or whatever meant that you could only watch it that day and that day only and then it was gone forever.
To be fair we didn’t go to the movies much.
When i was younger i used to think “only in theaters July 8th” or whatever meant that you could only watch it that day and that day only and then it was gone forever.
To be fair we didn’t go to the movies much.
I’m going to off myself lmao (not actually i’m fine)
It’s going to be such a pain in the ass to fix this omg
Send help…
I’m going to off myself lmao (not actually i’m fine)
It’s going to be such a pain in the ass to fix this omg
Send help…
I HATE THE DENTIST IT’S TERRIBLE AND IM FRIGHTENED
I HATE THE DENTIST IT’S TERRIBLE AND IM FRIGHTENED
I JUST WANT TO DECORATE THE HOUSE FOR CHRISTMAS!!!
I JUST WANT TO DECORATE THE HOUSE FOR CHRISTMAS!!!
“i want you to realize that that dog that hasn’t barked is trump.. [VICTIM] spent hours at my house with him ,, he has never once been mentioned.”
“i want you to realize that that dog that hasn’t barked is trump.. [VICTIM] spent hours at my house with him ,, he has never once been mentioned.”
I just HAD to go and develop an allergy
Stupid body…
I just HAD to go and develop an allergy
Stupid body…
It’s such a pet peeve of mine istg
Sometimes a one word text is fine but like COME ON NOW 💀
It’s such a pet peeve of mine istg
Sometimes a one word text is fine but like COME ON NOW 💀
Anyways, i’m off to grab a butterknife and if it gets bad enough…perhaps a blow torch.
Anyways, i’m off to grab a butterknife and if it gets bad enough…perhaps a blow torch.
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I’ll probably delete this later but like
Abuse is so weird because what do you mean you wouldn’t let me shower??
It’s a shower.
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I’ll probably delete this later but like
Abuse is so weird because what do you mean you wouldn’t let me shower??
It’s a shower.
Anyways…she is now caressing a lollipop stick because i finally gave in and handed one over to her.
Anyways…she is now caressing a lollipop stick because i finally gave in and handed one over to her.
They made me clean it up and my hands were all red and itchy for days.
Man i hated that place…
They made me clean it up and my hands were all red and itchy for days.
Man i hated that place…
Toad.
Toad.
Majority of posts in my feed: Check out this cool bug/bird/random historical personage I found!
Small but vivid minority of posts: Do you think Gritty and Alf are in a polycule or nah?
Majority of posts in my feed: Check out this cool bug/bird/random historical personage I found!
Small but vivid minority of posts: Do you think Gritty and Alf are in a polycule or nah?