My sister's gotten really into painting miniatures for her dnd campaign

Chuck Tingle never fucking misses. This weird parody erotica is an absolute banger with an unparalleled magical system that makes far more sense than anything in any other stupid terfy wizarding universe.
Yes I requested weird erotica from my local library and yes they have it.

People only want me for my autistic cable management skills.

We got a new lightboard at work but I can only do bisexual lighting

I was going to make squash bread but this guy decided he wanted to jump on the kitchen counter and eat two entire squashes by himself.

Barbie with the bff 💖

Wearing a mask to the bar really kills the vibe for people but frankly I have to wear this otherwise I'm too hot and all the couples will break up to separately hit on me. This is a public service.

Look at my beautiful children.

The aesthetic I'm going for in my home is "Cottagecore Serial Killer."

If you ever hear me say "I love America" you can guarantee I'm talking about her specifically