Sandi Tye
@sanditye.bsky.social
They/Them
Kentuckian by way of New Jersey
Union Bitch
4'9" and mad about it
Kentuckian by way of New Jersey
Union Bitch
4'9" and mad about it
People aren't ready to hear the truth that the best temperature for drinking water is hot straight from the kettle. You will never catch me drinking ice water. Disgusting.
September 17, 2023 at 2:39 PM
People aren't ready to hear the truth that the best temperature for drinking water is hot straight from the kettle. You will never catch me drinking ice water. Disgusting.
Someone at a party made a joke about being drunk at work and I automatically without thinking said "No, what? I'm not a forklift driver!" And that was too concerning apparently so then I had to explain who our forklift driver - Danger Dan - is and what he's all about.
September 12, 2023 at 8:50 PM
Someone at a party made a joke about being drunk at work and I automatically without thinking said "No, what? I'm not a forklift driver!" And that was too concerning apparently so then I had to explain who our forklift driver - Danger Dan - is and what he's all about.
"I'm autistic but it's not like I'm super into trains or anything"
Why not? Trains are awesome. Maybe you should be more into trains.
Why not? Trains are awesome. Maybe you should be more into trains.
September 11, 2023 at 10:53 PM
"I'm autistic but it's not like I'm super into trains or anything"
Why not? Trains are awesome. Maybe you should be more into trains.
Why not? Trains are awesome. Maybe you should be more into trains.
I was partying with friends and stopped drinking early to sober up to drive home and they all started doing shots and I was like oh no thanks.
So my friend poured me shot glasses of plain water so I could do shots with everyone and that was the sweetest thing omg 😭😭😭
So my friend poured me shot glasses of plain water so I could do shots with everyone and that was the sweetest thing omg 😭😭😭
September 11, 2023 at 12:22 AM
I was partying with friends and stopped drinking early to sober up to drive home and they all started doing shots and I was like oh no thanks.
So my friend poured me shot glasses of plain water so I could do shots with everyone and that was the sweetest thing omg 😭😭😭
So my friend poured me shot glasses of plain water so I could do shots with everyone and that was the sweetest thing omg 😭😭😭
People are so scared of my rottweilers but 90% of the issues I see at the dog park are doodle on doodle violence.
September 9, 2023 at 10:24 PM
People are so scared of my rottweilers but 90% of the issues I see at the dog park are doodle on doodle violence.
There is no greater bond than the one between a 30 year old man and his 12 foot Home Depot Skeleton.
September 9, 2023 at 8:17 PM
There is no greater bond than the one between a 30 year old man and his 12 foot Home Depot Skeleton.
Sure I'm poly but I also have absolutely no game and hardly leave my house.
September 8, 2023 at 11:59 PM
Sure I'm poly but I also have absolutely no game and hardly leave my house.
I may be a bit delusional in that I truly believe I am allowed to go wherever I want. This is constantly reinforced.
Yesterday I walked up to the door and said to the security guard, "my name isn't on your list but I'm supposed to go in here" and he just let me in.
Yesterday I walked up to the door and said to the security guard, "my name isn't on your list but I'm supposed to go in here" and he just let me in.
September 7, 2023 at 11:45 PM
I may be a bit delusional in that I truly believe I am allowed to go wherever I want. This is constantly reinforced.
Yesterday I walked up to the door and said to the security guard, "my name isn't on your list but I'm supposed to go in here" and he just let me in.
Yesterday I walked up to the door and said to the security guard, "my name isn't on your list but I'm supposed to go in here" and he just let me in.
It's so hot when women are evil.
September 6, 2023 at 7:16 PM
It's so hot when women are evil.
Unfortunately being a very tiny feminine-looking person means the only people attracted to me are weird straight men and the feeling is not mutual.
September 4, 2023 at 1:19 AM
Unfortunately being a very tiny feminine-looking person means the only people attracted to me are weird straight men and the feeling is not mutual.
Sad day for the middle aged cishet community.
September 2, 2023 at 8:06 PM
Sad day for the middle aged cishet community.
My sister's gotten really into painting miniatures for her dnd campaign
September 1, 2023 at 5:10 PM
My sister's gotten really into painting miniatures for her dnd campaign
"This person's weird identity makes me uncomfortable"
Okay. And???
I'm uncomfortable at all times and I'm not a little bitch about it.
Okay. And???
I'm uncomfortable at all times and I'm not a little bitch about it.
September 1, 2023 at 2:37 PM
"This person's weird identity makes me uncomfortable"
Okay. And???
I'm uncomfortable at all times and I'm not a little bitch about it.
Okay. And???
I'm uncomfortable at all times and I'm not a little bitch about it.
One of the worst parts of being a little person is when I see my friends tiny children after a few months and they are taller than me. Girl you are six years old what the fuck.
August 31, 2023 at 4:00 PM
One of the worst parts of being a little person is when I see my friends tiny children after a few months and they are taller than me. Girl you are six years old what the fuck.
People be like "eew cats lick their own buttholes"
As if you weren't just licking someone else's butthole LAST NIGHT.
As if you weren't just licking someone else's butthole LAST NIGHT.
August 31, 2023 at 3:31 PM
People be like "eew cats lick their own buttholes"
As if you weren't just licking someone else's butthole LAST NIGHT.
As if you weren't just licking someone else's butthole LAST NIGHT.
I didn't mention autism to my therapist and towards the end of our first session she put on a really gentle voice and said, "do you know anything about autism?"
Lol lmao.
Lol lmao.
August 30, 2023 at 1:53 AM
I didn't mention autism to my therapist and towards the end of our first session she put on a really gentle voice and said, "do you know anything about autism?"
Lol lmao.
Lol lmao.
Chuck Tingle never fucking misses. This weird parody erotica is an absolute banger with an unparalleled magical system that makes far more sense than anything in any other stupid terfy wizarding universe.
Yes I requested weird erotica from my local library and yes they have it.
Yes I requested weird erotica from my local library and yes they have it.
August 30, 2023 at 12:51 AM
Chuck Tingle never fucking misses. This weird parody erotica is an absolute banger with an unparalleled magical system that makes far more sense than anything in any other stupid terfy wizarding universe.
Yes I requested weird erotica from my local library and yes they have it.
Yes I requested weird erotica from my local library and yes they have it.
I never have to poop when it's actually break time and that's because my asshole has class solidarity.
August 28, 2023 at 4:30 PM
I never have to poop when it's actually break time and that's because my asshole has class solidarity.
Scrolling through COVID data on my phone at this concert where the main audience is people over 70. Just wondering how many people will die because of an infection they acquire tonight.
August 27, 2023 at 11:15 PM
Scrolling through COVID data on my phone at this concert where the main audience is people over 70. Just wondering how many people will die because of an infection they acquire tonight.
People are always like "I wish I was stupid so I could be happy" but being stupid is actually really hard and stressful okay????
I forgot to turn off my telrad so now it's dead and I have to do this entire concert blind! It's very very stressful!
I forgot to turn off my telrad so now it's dead and I have to do this entire concert blind! It's very very stressful!
August 27, 2023 at 11:06 PM
People are always like "I wish I was stupid so I could be happy" but being stupid is actually really hard and stressful okay????
I forgot to turn off my telrad so now it's dead and I have to do this entire concert blind! It's very very stressful!
I forgot to turn off my telrad so now it's dead and I have to do this entire concert blind! It's very very stressful!
My one note for live hip hop and/or rap performers is that if you're going to bring all of your friends on stage with you, please please please be wearing a different and more interesting outfit than all of them. I'm so far away I can't see facial features from here.
August 27, 2023 at 1:33 AM
My one note for live hip hop and/or rap performers is that if you're going to bring all of your friends on stage with you, please please please be wearing a different and more interesting outfit than all of them. I'm so far away I can't see facial features from here.
People only want me for my autistic cable management skills.
August 27, 2023 at 12:29 AM
People only want me for my autistic cable management skills.
It's weird and rude when strangers make intense prolonged eye contact with me. I don't know you yet here you are practically fucking my face. That level of eye contact is for FRIENDS ONLY!
Asking me to take off my mask??? You haven't unlocked that feature!
Handshakes?! Get the fuck out of here.
Asking me to take off my mask??? You haven't unlocked that feature!
Handshakes?! Get the fuck out of here.
August 24, 2023 at 12:57 AM
It's weird and rude when strangers make intense prolonged eye contact with me. I don't know you yet here you are practically fucking my face. That level of eye contact is for FRIENDS ONLY!
Asking me to take off my mask??? You haven't unlocked that feature!
Handshakes?! Get the fuck out of here.
Asking me to take off my mask??? You haven't unlocked that feature!
Handshakes?! Get the fuck out of here.
We got a new lightboard at work but I can only do bisexual lighting
August 23, 2023 at 1:54 AM
We got a new lightboard at work but I can only do bisexual lighting
People who are newly getting into fitness are always asking the wrong questions. "Should I start bulking or do fat loss first?"
Bruh just start exercising. You don't need to worry about that right now. Just start. Don't get hung up on the perfect diet and training plan just do an exercise.
Bruh just start exercising. You don't need to worry about that right now. Just start. Don't get hung up on the perfect diet and training plan just do an exercise.
August 23, 2023 at 1:33 AM
People who are newly getting into fitness are always asking the wrong questions. "Should I start bulking or do fat loss first?"
Bruh just start exercising. You don't need to worry about that right now. Just start. Don't get hung up on the perfect diet and training plan just do an exercise.
Bruh just start exercising. You don't need to worry about that right now. Just start. Don't get hung up on the perfect diet and training plan just do an exercise.