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People chat shit about Scientology but I really believe it. Tom cruise knows what he’s talking about
November 29, 2025 at 1:08 AM
The kittens have learned the sound of me typing means I’m gonna be sat for hours without moving and they now run over to claim their prime leg real estate
October 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
There’s a sweet frustration that only strikes when I’m filling in an online form and just fill in the * (required) sections because I STUPIDLY assume they’re the only required bits and then the page doesn’t let submit it because I didn’t fill in a random section that IT DIDNT SAY WAS REQUIRED
October 18, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’
Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’
JERUSALEM—In response to an independent United Nations inquiry concluding that Israel is committing an ongoing genocide against Palestinians in Gaza, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu issued a defiant...
theonion.com
September 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
😭😭😭😭😭
Charlie Kirk’s shooter’s bullet casings had the following messages engraved:

“*notices bulge* OWO what’s this?” (fired)
“Hey Fascist! Catch!” (unfired)
“Bella Ciao” (unfired)
“If you read this, you are gay lmao" (unfired)
September 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Go on girl
If standing up against fascism is what cost me my dream job I held for 10 years, I would do it again 100x stronger
September 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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I hope the shooter’s name is Mario so that Luigi knows his bro got his back
September 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
It’s so funny when I can hear Bella cleaning herself somewhere in the room but can’t see her. Like you’re literally licking yourself so loudly I can hear you from under the sofa 😭
September 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I forgot I was cutting out sugar and was genuinely concerned I was getting sick cause I feel so exhausted
July 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Watching videos about how my immune system kills itself defending my body and crying wbu
May 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Not trying to be rude but why are there no good looking footballers left. Jude Bellingham I wanna run to u
March 2, 2025 at 6:06 PM
£70 for seated in the stadium ceiling Tate McRae tickets like ok. ticket master I wish nothing but foul luck on you and your shareholders and directors. This curse will last for 100 years
February 26, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Just clocked a fake Ali express review for this wig cause the review location was UK but the girl was wearing these crazy boots with a night out outfit like that girl in the pics is clearly am*rican
February 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Another day another parcel getting with evri gets delayed for no reason at all
February 19, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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Bad Bunny · DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS · Song · 2025
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February 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Can’t believe Bella thinks over all of the many many places she has available to sleep on in our house and she always picks my lap 🥹 like ok pookie
January 29, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Don’t even start on Beyoncé
January 6, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I know if I was a medieval peasant and I heard lana del rey sing for the first time back before internet and tv it would drive me to insanity. I’d drown myself
January 6, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Lana del rey is a siren
January 6, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Any time I see someone called Billy I assume they’re from Essex
January 6, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Finally snowing kier keep that weather machine whacked to 100
January 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Where’s this Christmas snow then @kierstarmer.bsky.social get that weather machine cranked up to full blast
December 21, 2024 at 9:06 PM
I know Flo are those girls cause I dont like their type of music but I’m still sat here listening to their album just to support
December 13, 2024 at 8:51 AM