Samy G 🦊🐉
@samyiamy.bsky.social
The amount of thirst you exude is sickening.
March 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The amount of thirst you exude is sickening.
I’ve carried two pregnancies well past my due dates, one in the heat of a Midwest summer. This is still the longest 12 days of my life.
February 1, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I’ve carried two pregnancies well past my due dates, one in the heat of a Midwest summer. This is still the longest 12 days of my life.
Feeling little to no sympathy for those regretting their vote 11 days in. Have the term you deserve.
February 1, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Feeling little to no sympathy for those regretting their vote 11 days in. Have the term you deserve.
Let’s talk about DEI…
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Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas, asks Kash Patel what the role of the FBI would be if he is confirmed as the bureau’s new head.
Patel: "The simple motto on the website of the FBI's homepage is to protect American citizens and uphold the Constitution. If confirmed, that's what we're going to do."
Patel: "The simple motto on the website of the FBI's homepage is to protect American citizens and uphold the Constitution. If confirmed, that's what we're going to do."
January 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Let’s talk about DEI…
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Weird. Why were there staffing issues, Mr. President???
What’s your famous catch phrase again???
What’s your famous catch phrase again???
January 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Weird. Why were there staffing issues, Mr. President???
What’s your famous catch phrase again???
What’s your famous catch phrase again???
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Trump is trying to bully our allies Canada, Colombia, Denmark, and Panama, threatening tariffs if they don't do what he says.
Really?
What about imposing tariffs on drug companies that charge us 10 times more than other countries pay for the same drug?
Really?
What about imposing tariffs on drug companies that charge us 10 times more than other countries pay for the same drug?
January 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Trump is trying to bully our allies Canada, Colombia, Denmark, and Panama, threatening tariffs if they don't do what he says.
Really?
What about imposing tariffs on drug companies that charge us 10 times more than other countries pay for the same drug?
Really?
What about imposing tariffs on drug companies that charge us 10 times more than other countries pay for the same drug?
Reposted by Samy G 🦊🐉
Mr. President: Instead of stealing Greenland from Denmark, I have a better idea.
In Denmark, everyone is guaranteed health care, college education is free, parents receive 1-year of paid paternity leave & workers don’t make less than $22 an hour.
Let's steal those ideas.
In Denmark, everyone is guaranteed health care, college education is free, parents receive 1-year of paid paternity leave & workers don’t make less than $22 an hour.
Let's steal those ideas.
January 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Mr. President: Instead of stealing Greenland from Denmark, I have a better idea.
In Denmark, everyone is guaranteed health care, college education is free, parents receive 1-year of paid paternity leave & workers don’t make less than $22 an hour.
Let's steal those ideas.
In Denmark, everyone is guaranteed health care, college education is free, parents receive 1-year of paid paternity leave & workers don’t make less than $22 an hour.
Let's steal those ideas.
How can Marco Rubio be Secretary of State when he’s not a citizen now under 47’s Executive Order????
January 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
How can Marco Rubio be Secretary of State when he’s not a citizen now under 47’s Executive Order????
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Imagine watching that sermon and thinking it was "nasty." We elected a man who thinks mercy has no place in a house of worship. God help us.
January 22, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Imagine watching that sermon and thinking it was "nasty." We elected a man who thinks mercy has no place in a house of worship. God help us.
I really want to get famous on the platform that shares the same name as one of the best NM soda companies that ever existed. Their Cherry Vanilla was to die for. 🤤🤤🤤 #rip
January 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I really want to get famous on the platform that shares the same name as one of the best NM soda companies that ever existed. Their Cherry Vanilla was to die for. 🤤🤤🤤 #rip
I get a little buzzed, start getting woke af, and suddenly I’m annoying the fuck out of everyone. 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
January 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I get a little buzzed, start getting woke af, and suddenly I’m annoying the fuck out of everyone. 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Is Caitlyn Jenner embarrassed yet???
January 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Is Caitlyn Jenner embarrassed yet???
The era of mansplaining has begun again. 🙄
January 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
The era of mansplaining has begun again. 🙄
As soon as I let my light shine, I immediately regret it. Keeping it snuffed is safer. 💔
November 27, 2024 at 11:51 PM
As soon as I let my light shine, I immediately regret it. Keeping it snuffed is safer. 💔