@samwise02.bsky.social
Why didn’t anyone inform me that Pathologic 3 was out???
January 21, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Why didn’t anyone inform me that Pathologic 3 was out???
The Bone Temple was so good that we needed Mercy and Melania to make sure we had a true January in cinemas
January 21, 2026 at 2:45 AM
The Bone Temple was so good that we needed Mercy and Melania to make sure we had a true January in cinemas
Me 5 years ago: lmao ‘phone bad’? What a basic observation
Me now: ok so the phone really is that bad and we need to give it up or we die
Me now: ok so the phone really is that bad and we need to give it up or we die
January 8, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Me 5 years ago: lmao ‘phone bad’? What a basic observation
Me now: ok so the phone really is that bad and we need to give it up or we die
Me now: ok so the phone really is that bad and we need to give it up or we die
Ok so Elon making grok a rapebot was enough to bring me back here. I now either stay or give up social media
January 3, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Ok so Elon making grok a rapebot was enough to bring me back here. I now either stay or give up social media
This is not a serious social media app
December 26, 2025 at 9:53 AM
This is not a serious social media app
Watching Wicked rn. Why’s the Witch WhatsApp colored? Is this movie sponsored?
March 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Watching Wicked rn. Why’s the Witch WhatsApp colored? Is this movie sponsored?
Feel like I’m going through some character development rn, but also like, why does it have to be now?
December 15, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Feel like I’m going through some character development rn, but also like, why does it have to be now?
No we don’t
ADHD friends do this for each other.❤️❤️
December 13, 2024 at 12:11 AM
No we don’t
I need to study for my final in an hour, but the stress is making me shit rather than study. Woe is me
December 10, 2024 at 8:01 PM
I need to study for my final in an hour, but the stress is making me shit rather than study. Woe is me
Easiest block I’ve made. You’re not liking my post bro
December 9, 2024 at 7:23 AM
Easiest block I’ve made. You’re not liking my post bro
I’m quite fond of skibidi toilet
December 9, 2024 at 5:14 AM
I’m quite fond of skibidi toilet
I long to increase shareholder value!!!
December 8, 2024 at 10:13 AM
I long to increase shareholder value!!!
President Yoon drops WORST coup attempt EVER
asked to LEAVE the presidency
asked to LEAVE the presidency
December 4, 2024 at 5:26 AM
President Yoon drops WORST coup attempt EVER
asked to LEAVE the presidency
asked to LEAVE the presidency
Saw a Jeremy Allen White lookalike today at the gym
December 4, 2024 at 5:25 AM
Saw a Jeremy Allen White lookalike today at the gym
Ngl, Clarity is actually an S tier club banger. The only problem with it is that whatever the DJ plays after is always underwhelming by comparison
November 24, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Ngl, Clarity is actually an S tier club banger. The only problem with it is that whatever the DJ plays after is always underwhelming by comparison
Ngl, this is how a lot of accounts on here be like when talking about Bluesky vs Twitter
November 23, 2024 at 6:56 AM
Ngl, this is how a lot of accounts on here be like when talking about Bluesky vs Twitter
My algorithm is fucking ass bro
November 20, 2024 at 5:31 AM
My algorithm is fucking ass bro
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Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.
November 19, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.
I escaped… hopefully
November 14, 2024 at 12:17 AM
I escaped… hopefully