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Samus (like Metroid)
@samush1189.bsky.social
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Barista by day, goofball always. Artist when the heart allows. Shoes off at the door, bathroom’s down the hall to the left 🛰 👁‍🗨➖👁‍🗨
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Samus (like Metroid) @samush1189.bsky.social · Oct 20
I’m Only 26.

#digitalart #procreate #disability
A digital self portrait. I float on a hospital bed in a surreal realm; pinks and orange ombré the background. Yellow slopes and declines in the top left corner, green triangles and caving lines in the top right. Blue illuminated cubes in the bottom left corner, and magenta symbology on the right. On the hospital bed, I sit with my right hand on the bed, left hand holding up a portafilter. I’m crying blood. My head is severed from my body, floating above it. My torso is split into thirds, my spine being one of them. My left arm is disconnected at the boulder. My legs both separate at the thighs, my left knee having a hole in it. Both ankles are disconnected, with the left broken into two pieces.
samush1189.bsky.social
Figured you cats might find this as funny as I do.
June 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
samush1189.bsky.social
One of the best genres of memes-of-old. Just dripping with comedy gold.
Patrick Stewart sits on the right bottom corner of the photo- his right forearm is slightly raised towards his chest, implying contemplation. The quote on his left reads, “Use the force, Harry” -Gandalf All references have the incorrect font. A photoshopped Spock holds Leia Organa in his left arm, and a lightsaber in his right hand. The quote underneath them reads, “If we get the TARDIS to Hogwarts in time, we can defeat the Cyclons … Winter is Coming!” Captain Picard of Star Trek: TNG points toward someone just behind the camera, mid sentence. The top text reads, “I don’t care what Admiral Akbar said Mr. Spock, set a course for Narnia.” The bottom text reads, “We’ll get that one ring, even if we have to kill Voldemort and every Sith Lord from middle earth to Kronos.”
May 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
samush1189.bsky.social
Perfect birthday comic man. I would do this too
nancycomics.bsky.social NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · May 8
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
May 08,1948
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER I HAVE TO GO TO COURT TOMORROW- - I GOT A PARKING SUMMONS он, ВОУ--- CAN I GO TO COURT WITH YOU? OF COURSE NOT DON'T BE SILLY S I'VE NEVER BEEN TO COURT--I'D LOVE TO GO SIGN- NO PARKING ( NANCY HAS PARKED HER TOY SCOOTER IN FRONT OF THE NO PARKING SIGN)
May 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
samush1189.bsky.social
Not doing too much personal art bc I’m busy with moving… does the specials board at the coffee shop count?
On a white board, an orange outlined bunny has a bent ear and waves hello. He’s sitting in some grass with various flowers at his side. Birds fly above him. Text above the picture reads, “Happy Easter!”
April 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
samush1189.bsky.social
I think I made him Baby on accident lmao
A small, geometrically inaccurate sketch of Gonzo the muppet. His fur is blue and purple, his snout and trunk lilac, and his eyelids green. He’s smiling.
March 24, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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capncococharms.bsky.social
Panel from a Metroid manga that has Samus rolling around in her morph ball form saying "This feels so good!" and a guy standing there saying "Well you seem happy, Samus...". Samus then says "Yup yup!" while another creature says "Looks like you've got a roundness obsession too..."
March 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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whatahellofawaytodad.com
Gender markers on passports and IDs are weird. Why do you need to know I have a penis when I'm traveling to Japan?
February 20, 2025 at 4:51 AM
samush1189.bsky.social
Let’s all come back to this post in ~ 6-8 months and share a global cigarette.
mcuban.bsky.social Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · Feb 15
The greatest business battle EVER to be fought will come when President Elon starts trying to implement AI for federal processes.

The battle will be fought over which company’s AI will be used by the feds.

This is a zero sum battle that will create more chaos than this country has ever seen
February 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
samush1189.bsky.social
I wanna do something creative but there are too many choices and I’m kinda drowning like
An incredibly emaciated cougar is photoshopped to be seated like a human in a plastic lawn chair. It’s sitting on the porch at night time, cigarette burning in its paw. The cougar is looking at the camera, tired.
February 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
samush1189.bsky.social
This account is just goated man. Look at my girl Nancy. Fuck em up babe
nancycomics.bsky.social NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · Feb 8
I THINK
YOU’RE A BIG
PIECE OF CHEESE!
February 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
samush1189.bsky.social
Do not fall into despair! SING!
A Posca drawing in my sketchbook: Blobs of red, gray, black, dark green, and dark purple form around my self portrait. I’m a black and white outline with very stark lines; My under eyes and shadows consist of straight dark lines shooting down. I’m in total despair. The red bubbles host black handwritten text spread throughout the three of them. They read, “In 2017, I watched my fellow trans people predict our future + dangers ahead. ‘Watch us be the canary in the coal mine,’ they said. I can barely hear our song. To fall into despair is to carve a path for our oppressors. To all of my trans siblings getting thrown into the coal mines of fascism: Sing.
January 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
samush1189.bsky.social
Hate being sick bc I can’t really tell if I just took a nap or not. Would like some solid answers
January 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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everetttrue.bsky.social
The Tribune ( San Luis Obispo) Saturday, November 9,1918
OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE. By Condo I THINK IT'S EVERYBODYS DUTY TO HELP COMBAT THE SPREAD OF THE CONTAGION WELL, I DON'T THINK THESE MUZZLES DO ANY GOOD. IF A PERSON'S GOING TO GET IT HE'S GOING TO GET IT, AND I'M GOING TO TAKE MY CHANCES. WELL, THEN, TAKE A TIP FROM ME-WEAR ONE AND IMPROVE THE LOOKS OF THAT FACE — YOU ONE THAT MUCH TO THE COMMUNITY!!!
November 9, 2024 at 11:45 AM
samush1189.bsky.social
Ich bin müde. Jeden Tag lese ich etwas schrecklich. Wir müssen uns zusammenarbeiten gegen Faschismus. Nicht nur für unsere Zukunft- auch für unsere Geschichte.

Nie wieder.
January 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
samush1189.bsky.social
The Flintstones when Hanna Barbera told them who was getting theme parks
January 21, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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volksverpetzer.de
Ente: Watschelt wie eine Ente, quackt wie eine Ente, sieht aus wie eine Ente

Medien: Unbestimmter Vogel irritiert mit Quack-ähnlichen Geräuschen
January 21, 2025 at 10:30 AM
samush1189.bsky.social
The whole world is wild at heart and weird on top.
January 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
samush1189.bsky.social
My heart is about ready to Molotov itself.. I will not create art today.
I will forge.
January 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
samush1189.bsky.social
Sorry, I’m American. You’re gonna have to give me a second
samush1189.bsky.social Samus (like Metroid) @samush1189.bsky.social · Oct 28
Back from a gorgeous weekend up north with my husband. Nice to be near wifi again 😂 expect more from me soon ♥️🛰
November 6, 2024 at 5:02 PM
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imnoland.com
One thing that changed me forever is the realization "anyone can draw". I used to think you had to be special to make art. I'd doodle stuff but never thought it was possible for me to get better. Talent is often thrown around towards artists when actually its hard work and commitment to the craft
November 1, 2024 at 2:17 AM
samush1189.bsky.social
Als ich Deutsch bin…
Zwei Loreleis
An all black background with a single shining light above a lone woman. She looks shellshocked and drowning in guilt. Her mouth trembles as black streams of tears cross her cheeks. Text beneath her reads, “…es ist nicht meine Schuld” which means “…it’s not my fault” A black background hosts a portrait of a blonde woman in distress. Her skin is a red to maroon gradient. She’s sobbing white sheets from her eyes, entirely black with black hole irises. Her mouth trembles in guilt and horror.
October 30, 2024 at 3:54 PM
samush1189.bsky.social
Back from a gorgeous weekend up north with my husband. Nice to be near wifi again 😂 expect more from me soon ♥️🛰
October 28, 2024 at 11:30 AM
samush1189.bsky.social
Working at the coffee shop makes me wish I could draw on the clock. I’m surrounded by coffee and good vibes and I can’t even make art?? Just cruel.
October 24, 2024 at 3:14 PM