Samuel Roberts
@samuelwroberts.bsky.social
Northern Europe PR for Bethesda (contract), co-host of The Back Page: A Video Games Podcast, large man who lives in Bath. Previously: Frontier, PC Gamer, GI.biz
What a beautiful thing, and always carefully packaged. Congrats @cazwis.bsky.social!
November 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
What a beautiful thing, and always carefully packaged. Congrats @cazwis.bsky.social!
My evening plans just got cancelled. Oh the possibilities in front of me!
November 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
My evening plans just got cancelled. Oh the possibilities in front of me!
Another day of 'is that a wild Google translation error, or a normal Finnish thing I'm simply not aware of'?
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Another day of 'is that a wild Google translation error, or a normal Finnish thing I'm simply not aware of'?
Lots that I'm confused by in this: the cutscenes which clearly aren't good, the chaotic FLUDD aiming, and the deeply retconned Toadsworth.
Come back, Post Toad, all is forgiven.
Come back, Post Toad, all is forgiven.
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Lots that I'm confused by in this: the cutscenes which clearly aren't good, the chaotic FLUDD aiming, and the deeply retconned Toadsworth.
Come back, Post Toad, all is forgiven.
Come back, Post Toad, all is forgiven.
Finally playing the greatest Mario 3D game. Just happy to be here on Isle Delfino. ☺️
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Finally playing the greatest Mario 3D game. Just happy to be here on Isle Delfino. ☺️
Targeted ads for limited edition GoldenEye socks will almost certainly make my list of 2025 lows.
November 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Targeted ads for limited edition GoldenEye socks will almost certainly make my list of 2025 lows.
Oh what fresh hell is this.
November 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Oh what fresh hell is this.
After a four-and-a-half-year hiatus, I let @wes.readonlymemo.com talk me back into Dark Souls.
November 8, 2025 at 7:06 PM
After a four-and-a-half-year hiatus, I let @wes.readonlymemo.com talk me back into Dark Souls.
Worse 👏 than 👏 anything 👏 Astro Bot 👏 ever 👏 did 👏
November 8, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Worse 👏 than 👏 anything 👏 Astro Bot 👏 ever 👏 did 👏
Who needs a holiday when you've got this, eh?
(It's me, I really need a holiday.)
(It's me, I really need a holiday.)
November 8, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Who needs a holiday when you've got this, eh?
(It's me, I really need a holiday.)
(It's me, I really need a holiday.)
Almost hit send on a work email that said 'see the image attached for more.' This was the image attached:
November 6, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Almost hit send on a work email that said 'see the image attached for more.' This was the image attached:
This was me. Sorry, Marty.
November 5, 2025 at 8:28 AM
This was me. Sorry, Marty.
Outed as a Netflix on Wii U sicko.
November 5, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Outed as a Netflix on Wii U sicko.
Awww yeah. Comet Observatory, gone! What a gift from Nintendo (in 2010). Rosalina replaced with this divorced-looking star lad still in his pajama bottoms.
November 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Awww yeah. Comet Observatory, gone! What a gift from Nintendo (in 2010). Rosalina replaced with this divorced-looking star lad still in his pajama bottoms.
They also didn't cover the one bit of the Little Mix story I actually know about:
November 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
They also didn't cover the one bit of the Little Mix story I actually know about:
I am once again researching the content creator landscape.
November 4, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I am once again researching the content creator landscape.
Me when the cat I follow on Instagram asks me to join its paid subscription tier for exclusive content:
November 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Me when the cat I follow on Instagram asks me to join its paid subscription tier for exclusive content:
Did it (with maximum swearing).
November 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Did it (with maximum swearing).
It's been surpassed yet again by Matter Splatter Galaxy, which should've been given the title Shigeru Miyamoto's New Nightmare.
I will see you in hell, Spring Mario.
I will see you in hell, Spring Mario.
November 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
It's been surpassed yet again by Matter Splatter Galaxy, which should've been given the title Shigeru Miyamoto's New Nightmare.
I will see you in hell, Spring Mario.
I will see you in hell, Spring Mario.
I did nothing. Stolen valour in my free Alan Wake 2 skin.
November 2, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I did nothing. Stolen valour in my free Alan Wake 2 skin.
"If this toytown level is anything like the last one I'm going to have a heart attack and throw my Switch 2 so hard...awww here comes the Toad Express."
November 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
"If this toytown level is anything like the last one I'm going to have a heart attack and throw my Switch 2 so hard...awww here comes the Toad Express."
Update: it has been surpassed by this platforming nightmare.
November 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Update: it has been surpassed by this platforming nightmare.
Climbing this motherfucker is definitely the angriest I've got at a game this month.
October 31, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Climbing this motherfucker is definitely the angriest I've got at a game this month.