His Grace, The 1st Duke of Ankh, Commander Sir Samuel Vimes
@samuelvimes42.bsky.social
Also known as Scott Taylor. I read books, play video games, watch movies, and fart in elevators. You know. Normal stuff. Now for some fun quotes:
“Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
...or just one quote.
“Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
...or just one quote.
Damnit. I guess I'll have to find somewhere else to be the creepy bald guy. I call dibs on Canada!
April 7, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Damnit. I guess I'll have to find somewhere else to be the creepy bald guy. I call dibs on Canada!
Do they not think that I wouldn't like a drunken "U up...to bomb Yemen?" text? I'm just saying it'd make a dude feel pretty. Like they were thinking about me.
March 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Do they not think that I wouldn't like a drunken "U up...to bomb Yemen?" text? I'm just saying it'd make a dude feel pretty. Like they were thinking about me.
...this truly is the fucking stupidest timeline.
March 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
...this truly is the fucking stupidest timeline.
Wait. I can do that? Oh dang. Might want to make me a Tweeter and just post that every morning. I could buy a boat!
March 18, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Wait. I can do that? Oh dang. Might want to make me a Tweeter and just post that every morning. I could buy a boat!
I've seen some of your Twitters and Facebooks. You do tend to word good on them with words and stuff.
March 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I've seen some of your Twitters and Facebooks. You do tend to word good on them with words and stuff.
Wait....so my breakfast Funyuns are gonna give me the measels?!
March 11, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Wait....so my breakfast Funyuns are gonna give me the measels?!
Is it like a mid-sized pontoon boat or one of them fancy speed boats?
March 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Is it like a mid-sized pontoon boat or one of them fancy speed boats?
Lemme try again:
My Youth? Sonic.
My Youth? Sonic.
February 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Lemme try again:
My Youth? Sonic.
My Youth? Sonic.
Dangit! Someone beat me to it.
February 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Dangit! Someone beat me to it.
My giants? They might be.
February 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
My giants? They might be.