His Grace, The 1st Duke of Ankh, Commander Sir Samuel Vimes
@samuelvimes42.bsky.social
Also known as Scott Taylor. I read books, play video games, watch movies, and fart in elevators. You know. Normal stuff. Now for some fun quotes:
“Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
...or just one quote.
“Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
...or just one quote.
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
At least today is National Noodle Day. *feels the crushing weight of the complete collapse of everything destroying him while he eats noodles*
October 6, 2025 at 12:36 PM
At least today is National Noodle Day. *feels the crushing weight of the complete collapse of everything destroying him while he eats noodles*
July 10, 2025 at 11:09 AM
And that's it. The end.
July 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
And that's it. The end.
June 8, 2025 at 12:12 PM
May 19, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Enjoy yo Guards-Didn't-Really-Do-Their-Job-And-The-Body Got-Stolen Day
April 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Enjoy yo Guards-Didn't-Really-Do-Their-Job-And-The-Body Got-Stolen Day
April 8, 2025 at 2:49 PM
April 7, 2025 at 11:59 AM
March 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
March 17, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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Soooooo we're invading Greenland or are we just gonna nuke it so noone else gets it because that's the person he is: the kid who takes the ball when he doesn't get his way?
March 5, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Soooooo we're invading Greenland or are we just gonna nuke it so noone else gets it because that's the person he is: the kid who takes the ball when he doesn't get his way?
Just givin' in to the vibes reality is radiating.
elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire
ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire
media.tenor.com
March 3, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Just givin' in to the vibes reality is radiating.
This is my reaction for anything that has happened since November.
a man is sitting at a desk with his eyes closed and the word wow written on the screen
ALT: a man is sitting at a desk with his eyes closed and the word wow written on the screen
media.tenor.com
February 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
This is my reaction for anything that has happened since November.
Reposted by His Grace, The 1st Duke of Ankh, Commander Sir Samuel Vimes
happy presidents day
February 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
happy presidents day
Just remember that you really shouldn't hope for much if a movie brags about being better than Jaws: The Revenge.
February 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Just remember that you really shouldn't hope for much if a movie brags about being better than Jaws: The Revenge.
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Donald would flip his wig if he saw it.
February 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Donald would flip his wig if he saw it.
I tend to agree with the Continuum, nowadays.
February 5, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I tend to agree with the Continuum, nowadays.
This...looks so good. So many primary colors!
youtu.be/kHr20dFeR6g?...
youtu.be/kHr20dFeR6g?...
The Fantastic Four: First Steps - Official Teaser Trailer (2025) Pedro Pascal, Joseph Quinn
YouTube video by IGN
youtu.be
February 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
This...looks so good. So many primary colors!
youtu.be/kHr20dFeR6g?...
youtu.be/kHr20dFeR6g?...
Yeah. The bagpipes seem like the only instrument to play right now. Just a bag of screams to be the soundtrack of reality.
February 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Yeah. The bagpipes seem like the only instrument to play right now. Just a bag of screams to be the soundtrack of reality.
Look. I'm just gonna go to sleep and cope with whatever fresh, no-lube ass fisting, Hell that happens tonight in the morning.
a man is laying on a bed with the words please go away let me sleep for the love of god written above him .
ALT: a man is laying on a bed with the words please go away let me sleep for the love of god written above him .
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Look. I'm just gonna go to sleep and cope with whatever fresh, no-lube ass fisting, Hell that happens tonight in the morning.