Samuel Allen
@samuel-james.bsky.social
people should go outside more
this was an *experience* on my last night in Japan. I’m in a big hotel at the airport and it felt like I did when I used to get vertigo.
Hope everyone is ok.
Hope everyone is ok.
A large earthquake, currently measured at magnitude 7.2, has just hit off Aomori Prefecture. A tsunami advisory is in effect for southern Hokkaido and northeastern Tohoku. The earthquake was strong enough to be faintly perceived all the way in Tokyo.
December 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
this was an *experience* on my last night in Japan. I’m in a big hotel at the airport and it felt like I did when I used to get vertigo.
Hope everyone is ok.
Hope everyone is ok.
not even a single edit to this photo from my hotel balcony earlier this evening in Hakone. It genuinely looked like that
December 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
not even a single edit to this photo from my hotel balcony earlier this evening in Hakone. It genuinely looked like that
it’s the wrapped we’ve all been waiting for!
December 7, 2025 at 11:19 AM
it’s the wrapped we’ve all been waiting for!
got up at 5am this morning and beat the crowds up Mount Inari. Just a very ethereal experience really
November 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
got up at 5am this morning and beat the crowds up Mount Inari. Just a very ethereal experience really
cliché but adding my name to the list of people asking why don’t we all have toilets like Japan.
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
cliché but adding my name to the list of people asking why don’t we all have toilets like Japan.
was just walking around Tokyo and thought *oh look - another university*. WTF
November 22, 2025 at 6:04 AM
was just walking around Tokyo and thought *oh look - another university*. WTF
today’s itinerary
November 17, 2025 at 7:50 AM
today’s itinerary
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A Labour MP, there. Do you see why we said these clowns were disastrous and had to be sidelined as a matter of urgency?
November 16, 2025 at 12:47 PM
A Labour MP, there. Do you see why we said these clowns were disastrous and had to be sidelined as a matter of urgency?
this @kevinclimate.bsky.social video just gets more relevant as time goes on youtu.be/o_FtS_HNbkc
November 16, 2025 at 1:06 PM
this @kevinclimate.bsky.social video just gets more relevant as time goes on youtu.be/o_FtS_HNbkc
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I stood by you through the genocide, the racism and the bashing of the disabled. But making my Sensible Politics look bad? I simply can't condone this.
Holy fucking dogshit. LMAO where's my inhaler? Bring the morphine—ALL OF IT.
November 12, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I stood by you through the genocide, the racism and the bashing of the disabled. But making my Sensible Politics look bad? I simply can't condone this.
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why does she look like a Skyrim NPC trying to sell me a home in Whiterun?
October 31, 2025 at 1:16 PM
why does she look like a Skyrim NPC trying to sell me a home in Whiterun?
spent £250m on two players, the silly nonce
October 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
spent £250m on two players, the silly nonce
Me sowing (an extra hour in bed, once): Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me reaping (it will be dark at 4:30pm for the next 6 months): Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me reaping (it will be dark at 4:30pm for the next 6 months): Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
October 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Me sowing (an extra hour in bed, once): Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me reaping (it will be dark at 4:30pm for the next 6 months): Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me reaping (it will be dark at 4:30pm for the next 6 months): Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Come on Arne, let's go party
October 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Come on Arne, let's go party
do it
Tomorrow I'll be on Laura Kuenssberg.
Will I be able to say "I can announce the Green Party have just overtaken the Tories in members!"?
It's tantalisingly close to happening!
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October 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
do it
this guy is a fucking danger
October 4, 2025 at 10:01 AM
this guy is a fucking danger
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this is how it feels to wear high rise pants
September 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
this is how it feels to wear high rise pants
getting all the way from Innsbruck in the Austrian Alps to Selby, North Yorkshire by train in a day was one of the stupidest ideas I’ve had tbh lads
September 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
getting all the way from Innsbruck in the Austrian Alps to Selby, North Yorkshire by train in a day was one of the stupidest ideas I’ve had tbh lads
is there a more pointless endeavour on this earth than eurostar wifi
September 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
is there a more pointless endeavour on this earth than eurostar wifi
this morning’s train journey is from Innsbruck to Zurich
September 30, 2025 at 7:32 AM
this morning’s train journey is from Innsbruck to Zurich
"random" passport checks on the train from Bologna - Innsbruck. They picked the only non-white person in first class (and the people on their table, presumably as a courtesy of some kind).
September 29, 2025 at 11:56 AM
"random" passport checks on the train from Bologna - Innsbruck. They picked the only non-white person in first class (and the people on their table, presumably as a courtesy of some kind).
had a little walk into Lecce this morning and stumbled upon these beautiful people
September 22, 2025 at 1:03 PM
had a little walk into Lecce this morning and stumbled upon these beautiful people
"your" party being immediately pissed up the wall exclusively by main character syndrome members of parliament just about sums up how eternally fucked uk politics is
September 20, 2025 at 6:53 AM
"your" party being immediately pissed up the wall exclusively by main character syndrome members of parliament just about sums up how eternally fucked uk politics is
when we finally grow up and get round to doing a new national anthem it absolutely must be about the glorious 3-pin plug (and socket)
September 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
when we finally grow up and get round to doing a new national anthem it absolutely must be about the glorious 3-pin plug (and socket)