Lord Sam
@samtrainfan.bsky.social
Bastion of Virtue and Righteousness, Rex Romanorum, Philosopher-King, Lord of Asia, Son of Ra, Conqueror of Constantinople, Master of Sogdiana and Bactria, Overlord of the Sea Peoples, King of 𒌷𒃾𒇻𒊭, Aspiring Writer, Survivor of The Plague, Him.
Genuinely know a guy called Azrael. I feel so
November 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Genuinely know a guy called Azrael. I feel so
I don't think he's winning...
October 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I don't think he's winning...
Whoever keeps updating Youtube's GUI, I want their head on a stake
October 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Whoever keeps updating Youtube's GUI, I want their head on a stake
British Antarctic Territory why does your flag go so hard
October 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
British Antarctic Territory why does your flag go so hard
Teacher: Alright, class, spell "cute"
Achaemenid Persian Empire: C-U-T-E
Kingdom of Macedonia: A-C-H-A-E-M-E-N-I-D-P-E-R-S-I-A-N-E-M-P-I-R-E
Achaemenid Persian Empire: I swear to Ahura Mazda, these kingdoms be trippin 😅
Achaemenid Persian Empire: C-U-T-E
Kingdom of Macedonia: A-C-H-A-E-M-E-N-I-D-P-E-R-S-I-A-N-E-M-P-I-R-E
Achaemenid Persian Empire: I swear to Ahura Mazda, these kingdoms be trippin 😅
October 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Teacher: Alright, class, spell "cute"
Achaemenid Persian Empire: C-U-T-E
Kingdom of Macedonia: A-C-H-A-E-M-E-N-I-D-P-E-R-S-I-A-N-E-M-P-I-R-E
Achaemenid Persian Empire: I swear to Ahura Mazda, these kingdoms be trippin 😅
Achaemenid Persian Empire: C-U-T-E
Kingdom of Macedonia: A-C-H-A-E-M-E-N-I-D-P-E-R-S-I-A-N-E-M-P-I-R-E
Achaemenid Persian Empire: I swear to Ahura Mazda, these kingdoms be trippin 😅
Can't say you're from the 'tusa (Hattusa) if you're not in this area ‼️
September 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Can't say you're from the 'tusa (Hattusa) if you're not in this area ‼️
New villas along the Road
September 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
New villas along the Road
Iolo Morganwg, you wretched one!
September 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Iolo Morganwg, you wretched one!
Copper dispute, 1750 BC, coloured:
August 31, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Copper dispute, 1750 BC, coloured:
That's all of this btw
August 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
That's all of this btw
80% of the posts on my timeline look exactly like this:
August 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
80% of the posts on my timeline look exactly like this:
Dealing with academic institutions is worse than Covid
August 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Dealing with academic institutions is worse than Covid
When a Youtuber you like has begun using AI, so you gotta execute them on the spot
August 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
When a Youtuber you like has begun using AI, so you gotta execute them on the spot
Elements, am I right?
August 20, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Elements, am I right?
Let me be the first to say I want Britain to be nuked off the world map
August 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Let me be the first to say I want Britain to be nuked off the world map
Octavian at the Battle of Naulochus:
August 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Octavian at the Battle of Naulochus:
THE CUTSCENE KNIGHT HAS BEEN DEFEATED
July 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
THE CUTSCENE KNIGHT HAS BEEN DEFEATED
A statue of the good emperor (me) made by the government (me) to impose imperial power onto barbarians in the South Sea
July 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
A statue of the good emperor (me) made by the government (me) to impose imperial power onto barbarians in the South Sea
Babe, wake up! Sam dropped a new province!
June 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Babe, wake up! Sam dropped a new province!