Lord Sam
@samtrainfan.bsky.social
Bastion of Virtue and Righteousness, Rex Romanorum, Philosopher-King, Lord of Asia, Son of Ra, Conqueror of Constantinople, Master of Sogdiana and Bactria, Overlord of the Sea Peoples, King of 𒌷𒃾𒇻𒊭, Aspiring Writer, Survivor of The Plague, Him.
Genuinely know a guy called Azrael. I feel so
November 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Genuinely know a guy called Azrael. I feel so
I don't think he's winning...
October 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I don't think he's winning...
Whoever keeps updating Youtube's GUI, I want their head on a stake
October 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Whoever keeps updating Youtube's GUI, I want their head on a stake
If I ever have a son, I'm gonna name bro Achilles so he knows who's the main character ☝️
October 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM
If I ever have a son, I'm gonna name bro Achilles so he knows who's the main character ☝️
Guns are uncivilised. Real men kill each other with swords or spears, maybe axes if the circumstances demand so
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Guns are uncivilised. Real men kill each other with swords or spears, maybe axes if the circumstances demand so
There are two types of books:
the type you read casually, leaning back in your nice chair, cup of tea in had;
and the type you read and re-read and analyse and re-analyse, leaning far forward, regardless of what your spine tells you, in complete silence and without tea.
I love both types.
the type you read casually, leaning back in your nice chair, cup of tea in had;
and the type you read and re-read and analyse and re-analyse, leaning far forward, regardless of what your spine tells you, in complete silence and without tea.
I love both types.
October 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
There are two types of books:
the type you read casually, leaning back in your nice chair, cup of tea in had;
and the type you read and re-read and analyse and re-analyse, leaning far forward, regardless of what your spine tells you, in complete silence and without tea.
I love both types.
the type you read casually, leaning back in your nice chair, cup of tea in had;
and the type you read and re-read and analyse and re-analyse, leaning far forward, regardless of what your spine tells you, in complete silence and without tea.
I love both types.
British Antarctic Territory why does your flag go so hard
October 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
British Antarctic Territory why does your flag go so hard
Teacher: Alright, class, spell "cute"
Achaemenid Persian Empire: C-U-T-E
Kingdom of Macedonia: A-C-H-A-E-M-E-N-I-D-P-E-R-S-I-A-N-E-M-P-I-R-E
Achaemenid Persian Empire: I swear to Ahura Mazda, these kingdoms be trippin 😅
Achaemenid Persian Empire: C-U-T-E
Kingdom of Macedonia: A-C-H-A-E-M-E-N-I-D-P-E-R-S-I-A-N-E-M-P-I-R-E
Achaemenid Persian Empire: I swear to Ahura Mazda, these kingdoms be trippin 😅
October 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Teacher: Alright, class, spell "cute"
Achaemenid Persian Empire: C-U-T-E
Kingdom of Macedonia: A-C-H-A-E-M-E-N-I-D-P-E-R-S-I-A-N-E-M-P-I-R-E
Achaemenid Persian Empire: I swear to Ahura Mazda, these kingdoms be trippin 😅
Achaemenid Persian Empire: C-U-T-E
Kingdom of Macedonia: A-C-H-A-E-M-E-N-I-D-P-E-R-S-I-A-N-E-M-P-I-R-E
Achaemenid Persian Empire: I swear to Ahura Mazda, these kingdoms be trippin 😅
Every single death is like a miniature tragedy of its own.
If there's one thing the ancient Greeks knew, it's how to tell a strong story
If there's one thing the ancient Greeks knew, it's how to tell a strong story
The Illiad is great because, before it kills a man, it makes you think "This guy has a home, a family, an entire life, and he'll never get to see any of it again because he had the bad luck to run into Diomedes today" and you can't hate either man for it because it isn't their fault this happened
September 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Every single death is like a miniature tragedy of its own.
If there's one thing the ancient Greeks knew, it's how to tell a strong story
If there's one thing the ancient Greeks knew, it's how to tell a strong story
The Illiad is great because, before it kills a man, it makes you think "This guy has a home, a family, an entire life, and he'll never get to see any of it again because he had the bad luck to run into Diomedes today" and you can't hate either man for it because it isn't their fault this happened
September 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The Illiad is great because, before it kills a man, it makes you think "This guy has a home, a family, an entire life, and he'll never get to see any of it again because he had the bad luck to run into Diomedes today" and you can't hate either man for it because it isn't their fault this happened
Can't say you're from the 'tusa (Hattusa) if you're not in this area ‼️
September 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Can't say you're from the 'tusa (Hattusa) if you're not in this area ‼️
New villas along the Road
September 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
New villas along the Road
Iolo Morganwg, you wretched one!
September 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Iolo Morganwg, you wretched one!
The Writing Process, summarised:
Write the actual story ❌❌❌
Write a detailed history of the twelve provinces of the Faux-Persian Empire ✅✅✅
Write the actual story ❌❌❌
Write a detailed history of the twelve provinces of the Faux-Persian Empire ✅✅✅
September 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The Writing Process, summarised:
Write the actual story ❌❌❌
Write a detailed history of the twelve provinces of the Faux-Persian Empire ✅✅✅
Write the actual story ❌❌❌
Write a detailed history of the twelve provinces of the Faux-Persian Empire ✅✅✅
Reposted by Lord Sam
YES! We could not be more excited for the 2nd half of NINJAGO: DRAGONS RISING Season 3 on Sept 4th!! This is a season about CONSEQUENCES – the risks, dangers, and responsibilities one has to take for the greater good – and how the smallest actions can have repercussions throughout the Merged Lands.
September 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
YES! We could not be more excited for the 2nd half of NINJAGO: DRAGONS RISING Season 3 on Sept 4th!! This is a season about CONSEQUENCES – the risks, dangers, and responsibilities one has to take for the greater good – and how the smallest actions can have repercussions throughout the Merged Lands.
Copper dispute, 1750 BC, coloured:
August 31, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Copper dispute, 1750 BC, coloured:
I really wonder what the world could look like if the Bronze Age never collapsed
August 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I really wonder what the world could look like if the Bronze Age never collapsed
80% of the posts on my timeline look exactly like this:
August 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
80% of the posts on my timeline look exactly like this:
Dealing with academic institutions is worse than Covid
August 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Dealing with academic institutions is worse than Covid
When a Youtuber you like has begun using AI, so you gotta execute them on the spot
August 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
When a Youtuber you like has begun using AI, so you gotta execute them on the spot
Elements, am I right?
August 20, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Elements, am I right?
Do you know what's the best part of Bluesky? It's that I can find porn easily, even after activating the "do not show me porn" switch. I will see teats, extremities, entrances, et al.. As I was composing this tweet in my head, I saw a man enjoying the toes of a some lady. What filtration be here!
August 19, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Do you know what's the best part of Bluesky? It's that I can find porn easily, even after activating the "do not show me porn" switch. I will see teats, extremities, entrances, et al.. As I was composing this tweet in my head, I saw a man enjoying the toes of a some lady. What filtration be here!