Sam Stephens
@samstephens91.bsky.social
Christian, lifelong student, advocate of good preaching, Anglican, lover of 3D design and printing
My wife got me the best shirt ever for Christmas.
December 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
My wife got me the best shirt ever for Christmas.
This used to seem like an off-the-wall joke that I barely got, but now…
Same, Lucy. Same.
Same, Lucy. Same.
December 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
This used to seem like an off-the-wall joke that I barely got, but now…
Same, Lucy. Same.
Same, Lucy. Same.
Hopefully this will clarify some things.
@ityslmemes.com
@ityslmemes.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Hopefully this will clarify some things.
@ityslmemes.com
@ityslmemes.com
Sometimes life slows you down, like that moment I was with my wife in our little apartment slow-dancing to “Another First Kiss” by @tmbg.bsky.social, and I thought about when I first heard that song as a nerdy teenager with braces and no idea how good life could get.
November 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Sometimes life slows you down, like that moment I was with my wife in our little apartment slow-dancing to “Another First Kiss” by @tmbg.bsky.social, and I thought about when I first heard that song as a nerdy teenager with braces and no idea how good life could get.
Appreciator of all things, connoisseur of none.
November 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Appreciator of all things, connoisseur of none.
Neat trick: you can raise crime rates by making more things illegal.
November 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Neat trick: you can raise crime rates by making more things illegal.
Your honor, he wasn’t a bank robber. He liked robbing credit unions that looked like banks. I’m just giving facts. He wasn’t into, like, robbing Bank of America locations. He robbed financial cooperatives that could pass for banks, but that any passerby would assume are legal to rob.
*nailed it*
*nailed it*
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Your honor, he wasn’t a bank robber. He liked robbing credit unions that looked like banks. I’m just giving facts. He wasn’t into, like, robbing Bank of America locations. He robbed financial cooperatives that could pass for banks, but that any passerby would assume are legal to rob.
*nailed it*
*nailed it*
Thoughts on “Through This Fire Across from Peter Balkan” (@themountaingoats.bsky.social)
This is Matt Douglas’s album. The arrangements are pristine and, at times, carry the narrative as much as, or even more than, the lyrics. Spectacular.
This is Matt Douglas’s album. The arrangements are pristine and, at times, carry the narrative as much as, or even more than, the lyrics. Spectacular.
November 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Thoughts on “Through This Fire Across from Peter Balkan” (@themountaingoats.bsky.social)
This is Matt Douglas’s album. The arrangements are pristine and, at times, carry the narrative as much as, or even more than, the lyrics. Spectacular.
This is Matt Douglas’s album. The arrangements are pristine and, at times, carry the narrative as much as, or even more than, the lyrics. Spectacular.
Technologically advance a band:
Red Hot Nonivamide
Red Hot Nonivamide
Technologically advance a band:
Nine Inch Screws
Nine Inch Screws
Technologically advance a band:
Bronze Temple Pilots
Bronze Temple Pilots
September 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Technologically advance a band:
Red Hot Nonivamide
Red Hot Nonivamide
Never allow your political party power that you wouldn’t want your opposition to have.
September 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Never allow your political party power that you wouldn’t want your opposition to have.
@themountaingoats.bsky.social , looking forward to the show! We’re standing near the front of the stage. Just posting this again on the off chance you’ll see it.
Cheers!
Cheers!
@themountaingoats.bsky.social, my wife just signed to publish her first poetry collection. A few of her poems involve possums, partly inspired by Possum by Night, one of the first tMG songs I played for her. We’ll be at the show in NC on Saturday. It would be awesome if you’re able to play that one.
September 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
@themountaingoats.bsky.social , looking forward to the show! We’re standing near the front of the stage. Just posting this again on the off chance you’ll see it.
Cheers!
Cheers!
@themountaingoats.bsky.social, my wife just signed to publish her first poetry collection. A few of her poems involve possums, partly inspired by Possum by Night, one of the first tMG songs I played for her. We’ll be at the show in NC on Saturday. It would be awesome if you’re able to play that one.
September 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
@themountaingoats.bsky.social, my wife just signed to publish her first poetry collection. A few of her poems involve possums, partly inspired by Possum by Night, one of the first tMG songs I played for her. We’ll be at the show in NC on Saturday. It would be awesome if you’re able to play that one.
So long, July. We hardly knew ye.
July 31, 2025 at 11:42 AM
So long, July. We hardly knew ye.
Viewers like me weren’t enough, apparently. Juicy Juice wasn’t pulling its weight.
July 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Viewers like me weren’t enough, apparently. Juicy Juice wasn’t pulling its weight.
Handled with presidential grace.
July 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Handled with presidential grace.
If you give me a line drawing of a bunny, it ought to be a bird when I turn it upside down. I don’t make the rules. We live in a society.
April 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
If you give me a line drawing of a bunny, it ought to be a bird when I turn it upside down. I don’t make the rules. We live in a society.
It’s like Trump sees that conservative media types have been kept out of certain roles, so he’s actively hiring them to correct this negative bias. Not sure what to call it…something like non-negative anti-passivity. Maybe there should be a govt agency to make sure the inequity doesn’t happen again.
February 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
It’s like Trump sees that conservative media types have been kept out of certain roles, so he’s actively hiring them to correct this negative bias. Not sure what to call it…something like non-negative anti-passivity. Maybe there should be a govt agency to make sure the inequity doesn’t happen again.
Emelia Perez would get points for originality if it were the first time a story about a parent who’s trans has been set against themes of familial dysfunction and political trauma and then awkwardly squeezed into a musical.
But it’s not even that.
But it’s not even that.
January 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Emelia Perez would get points for originality if it were the first time a story about a parent who’s trans has been set against themes of familial dysfunction and political trauma and then awkwardly squeezed into a musical.
But it’s not even that.
But it’s not even that.
Good news, everyone! I figured out what AI is for, and I did it. So now we can check it off and move on.
(music generated by Suno AI)
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(music generated by Suno AI)
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Checkmate
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January 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Good news, everyone! I figured out what AI is for, and I did it. So now we can check it off and move on.
(music generated by Suno AI)
soundcloud.com/spock91/chec...
(music generated by Suno AI)
soundcloud.com/spock91/chec...
On Spotify, @tmbg.bsky.social’s “Apollo 18” album has Fingertips grouped as a single track, and that’s just unacceptable.
January 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
On Spotify, @tmbg.bsky.social’s “Apollo 18” album has Fingertips grouped as a single track, and that’s just unacceptable.
This is good. What their work gave to you is yours, and they can’t take it away or control it.
I'll say this:
Never stop looking up to creators who made something that made you feel a little less lonely and a little more seen in the world.
If something bad comes out about them, believe victims, mourn who you thought they were, and move on to something else that fills your soul.
Never stop looking up to creators who made something that made you feel a little less lonely and a little more seen in the world.
If something bad comes out about them, believe victims, mourn who you thought they were, and move on to something else that fills your soul.
January 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
This is good. What their work gave to you is yours, and they can’t take it away or control it.
The current members of our townhome complex’s HOA board are all women around retirement age, many of whom have been doing this for years. Recently they’ve been pleading for more members, so I volunteered. They voted me in on the spot.
So now it’s Janet, Marsha, Carol, Sandy, Roberta, and me.
So now it’s Janet, Marsha, Carol, Sandy, Roberta, and me.
January 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The current members of our townhome complex’s HOA board are all women around retirement age, many of whom have been doing this for years. Recently they’ve been pleading for more members, so I volunteered. They voted me in on the spot.
So now it’s Janet, Marsha, Carol, Sandy, Roberta, and me.
So now it’s Janet, Marsha, Carol, Sandy, Roberta, and me.
I see we have some spending money.
We could, by conservative estimates, end world hunger 40 times over, but have you considered building a really neat train tube so rich people can make their business trips faster?
t.co/GoCQBnGOhf
We could, by conservative estimates, end world hunger 40 times over, but have you considered building a really neat train tube so rich people can make their business trips faster?
t.co/GoCQBnGOhf
https://www.newsweek.com/tunnel-link-new-york-london-20-trillion-1997616
t.co
January 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I see we have some spending money.
We could, by conservative estimates, end world hunger 40 times over, but have you considered building a really neat train tube so rich people can make their business trips faster?
t.co/GoCQBnGOhf
We could, by conservative estimates, end world hunger 40 times over, but have you considered building a really neat train tube so rich people can make their business trips faster?
t.co/GoCQBnGOhf