whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight

i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy

me, 1% of the time: hell yeah, i am absolutely crushing it

me, 99% of the time: why brain no do stuff :(

love when a paywall sounds like it’s drawing a gun on you

the ADHD urge to pour time and energy into developing a complex organizational system, just to immediately abandon it because it requires too much effort to maintain

imagine if last night was your first time watching hockey

this happened on wheel of fortune tonight

can’t believe we’re getting back-to-back blowouts in continental championship finals 😬😬😬😬

@jonbois.bsky.social
watching hockey

I, for one, am tired of [gestures broadly]. I have grown weary of [points in all directions simultaneously].

i think im gonna actually do it this time

extremely valid crashout @stevedangle20.bsky.social

whether i’m actually kinda right or dead wrong, this is gonna be fun

the ADHD ability to go from “i’m a genius” to “what if i never amount to anything???” in under 3 seconds