Norbert: uh oh. That pickled quail egg I just scarfed may have been extremely rotten I think I’m going to take ill
Me: dude…
Norbert:

my dearest uncle, Norbert, has fallen ill after consuming what appears to have been no less than one pickled quail egg , which had gone quite rotten

When your Uncle Norbert has taken ill after eating a rotten pickled quail egg

Saw some old art today and babies in 1400s were so fucked up man