There are little known laws in both Connecticut and Rhode Island that make it fully legal to kill the small, (and seemingly dumb) humanoid mascot known as Little Caesar.

I’m not encouraging this to be done, but I am saying it’s possible and it’s legal in some states

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Donkey Kong implies the existence of Horse Kong, Mule Kong, and even Zebra Kong

Because of some very specific loopholes in Connecticut law and a niche precedent case regarding the interstate commerce clause , we are legally allowed to kill the Little Cesar’s “Pizza Pizza” Man.

But of course this is generally discouraged and not something I would recommend.

It’s 100% legal to k*ll the Little Caesar man known as “Pizza Pizza”. We don’t do that (and we shouldn’t) but it wouldn’t be considered a crime , legally speaking, if we did.

I’ve now joined Threads, where I will be actively broadcasting the fact that from a strictly legal perspective, there is an obscure law in Detroit that allows us to kill the Little Caesars mascot for no reason at all. Morally wrong of course, but it’s feasible and legal if one was willing to do so

The Little Caesar’s Mascot’s legal name is Pizza Pizza and just like a pokemon, this is sadly all the poor creature knows how to say….

I’ve now joined Threads, where I will be actively broadcasting the fact that from a strictly legal perspective, there is an obscure law in Detroit that allows us to kill the Little Caesars mascot for no reason at all. Morally wrong of course, but it’s feasible and legal if one was willing to do so

It’s 100% legal to k*ll the Little Caesar man known as “Pizza Pizza”. We don’t do that (and we shouldn’t) but it wouldn’t be considered a crime , legally speaking, if we did.

insane they get away with calling it a Pizza Hut I’ve a seen a hut before and this aint it

Because of some very specific loopholes in Connecticut law and a niche precedent case regarding the interstate commerce clause , we are legally allowed to kill the Little Cesar’s “Pizza Pizza” Man.

But of course this is generally discouraged and not something I would recommend.

If criss angel ‘s show should have just been called MindGuy no need to get all nasty and calll your self Mind”Freak” it’s rather unseemly

Norbert: uh oh. That pickled quail egg I just scarfed may have been extremely rotten I think I’m going to take ill
Me: dude…
Norbert:

my dearest uncle, Norbert, has fallen ill after consuming what appears to have been no less than one pickled quail egg , which had gone quite rotten

When your Uncle Norbert has taken ill after eating a rotten pickled quail egg

Saw some old art today and babies in 1400s were so fucked up man

Spending the after noon imagining that I can roll up a viral post and smoke it

when the freak is long nosed AND horny?! >>>>