🌎 New England, USA 🇺🇸
🎈🎂 December 14, 1987
I call it "Friday Night Writes."
I call it "Friday Night Writes."
I played "Will My Contact Lenses Remain in My Eyes or Fall Out While I'm Doing 65 on the Highway."
I played "Will My Contact Lenses Remain in My Eyes or Fall Out While I'm Doing 65 on the Highway."
Sorry, but I can't promise it won't happen again.
Sorry, but I can't promise it won't happen again.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to rip off this bandage from the needle. She double-taped it as if I'd been shot by a musket, so this ought to feel so good.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to rip off this bandage from the needle. She double-taped it as if I'd been shot by a musket, so this ought to feel so good.
Me: "Well, if I time this just right, I'll be able to retire thirty years following my death, so I hope skeletal, bedraggled, and tatter-clothed me goes somewhere nice."
Me: "Well, if I time this just right, I'll be able to retire thirty years following my death, so I hope skeletal, bedraggled, and tatter-clothed me goes somewhere nice."
I've bought cologne because it smelled good and was somewhat reasonably priced for the total bottle volume.
I've bought cologne because it smelled good and was somewhat reasonably priced for the total bottle volume.
I might sleep all the way to my Costco coffin tonight.
I might sleep all the way to my Costco coffin tonight.
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One minute, they're there. The next, they disappear without a trace or explanation.
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One minute, they're there. The next, they disappear without a trace or explanation.
Can't we have Thanksgiving, first??
Can't we have Thanksgiving, first??
When the waves turn the minutes to hours?
The searchers all say they'd have made Whitefish Bay
If they'd put 15 more miles behind her
When the waves turn the minutes to hours?
The searchers all say they'd have made Whitefish Bay
If they'd put 15 more miles behind her
Me: "I mean, realistically, what are the odds of Kevin running into the rebranded Sticky Bandits in an overpopulated, concrete zoo like Manhattan on the exact same day."
Me: "I mean, realistically, what are the odds of Kevin running into the rebranded Sticky Bandits in an overpopulated, concrete zoo like Manhattan on the exact same day."