🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹
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🌎 New England, USA 🇺🇸
🎈🎂 December 14, 1987
🌎 New England, USA 🇺🇸
🎈🎂 December 14, 1987
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I don't care how many times I've seen a movie, it's very satisfying when I stumble upon on it on TV and catch it from the beginning.
Twenty years ago, a cousin recommended I join something called Facebook.
Little did I know the hellscape all of these apps would become.
Little did I know the hellscape all of these apps would become.
January 8, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Twenty years ago, a cousin recommended I join something called Facebook.
Little did I know the hellscape all of these apps would become.
Little did I know the hellscape all of these apps would become.
Most conversations typically consist of "What are you watching?" instead of "What are you reading?"
That pretty much sums up the state of things.
That pretty much sums up the state of things.
January 8, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Most conversations typically consist of "What are you watching?" instead of "What are you reading?"
That pretty much sums up the state of things.
That pretty much sums up the state of things.
Finally.
The tyrannosaurus and velociraptor I ordered have arrived.
The tyrannosaurus and velociraptor I ordered have arrived.
January 7, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Finally.
The tyrannosaurus and velociraptor I ordered have arrived.
The tyrannosaurus and velociraptor I ordered have arrived.
My name is Sam, and I can't stop buying books.
January 7, 2026 at 3:33 PM
My name is Sam, and I can't stop buying books.
Fine. I won't call AI "slop" anymore.
I'll call it "brain-rotting, false-information-disseminating, creativity-stealing, arts-killing, bathtub-scum, irritating, annoying, lazy hot trash."
I'll call it "brain-rotting, false-information-disseminating, creativity-stealing, arts-killing, bathtub-scum, irritating, annoying, lazy hot trash."
January 7, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Fine. I won't call AI "slop" anymore.
I'll call it "brain-rotting, false-information-disseminating, creativity-stealing, arts-killing, bathtub-scum, irritating, annoying, lazy hot trash."
I'll call it "brain-rotting, false-information-disseminating, creativity-stealing, arts-killing, bathtub-scum, irritating, annoying, lazy hot trash."
These insufferable TLC network commercials during every ad break need to be stopped.
January 5, 2026 at 12:56 AM
These insufferable TLC network commercials during every ad break need to be stopped.
The way I'm holding this comic book right now as I read it, you'd think I were handling the Declaration of Independence.
It's not even a rare, valuable book. This is just me not wanting to defile it.
It's not even a rare, valuable book. This is just me not wanting to defile it.
January 4, 2026 at 11:54 PM
The way I'm holding this comic book right now as I read it, you'd think I were handling the Declaration of Independence.
It's not even a rare, valuable book. This is just me not wanting to defile it.
It's not even a rare, valuable book. This is just me not wanting to defile it.
I can't wait for my work e-mails to melt my face tomorrow morning.
January 4, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I can't wait for my work e-mails to melt my face tomorrow morning.
Down to my last two days of my two-week holiday vacation.
If anyone needs me, I'll be playing in traffic.
If anyone needs me, I'll be playing in traffic.
January 3, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Down to my last two days of my two-week holiday vacation.
If anyone needs me, I'll be playing in traffic.
If anyone needs me, I'll be playing in traffic.
Got home at 3:30am.
Apparently, turning 38 a few weeks ago doesn't mean you're dead.
Apparently, turning 38 a few weeks ago doesn't mean you're dead.
January 3, 2026 at 8:41 AM
Got home at 3:30am.
Apparently, turning 38 a few weeks ago doesn't mean you're dead.
Apparently, turning 38 a few weeks ago doesn't mean you're dead.
We don't agree on much as a society, but we all will be united in turning 5's into 6's for the next few weeks.
January 2, 2026 at 10:01 PM
We don't agree on much as a society, but we all will be united in turning 5's into 6's for the next few weeks.
Another friend arrived to join my library.
January 2, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Another friend arrived to join my library.
Put my Christmas tree and decorations away, so 2026 sucks so far.
January 1, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Put my Christmas tree and decorations away, so 2026 sucks so far.
It's January 1st and I haven't picked the first book of 2026 to read, but I did add about 24 books to my TBR list, bringing it to a grand total of 3,030 books.
January 1, 2026 at 6:32 PM
It's January 1st and I haven't picked the first book of 2026 to read, but I did add about 24 books to my TBR list, bringing it to a grand total of 3,030 books.
I was pretty upset that I woke up from my dream last night.
I dreamt that I was at a deli counter ordering a turkey sandwich on whole wheat for a Secret Santa gift that I was bringing to a get-together, and the employee behind the counter was taking her sweet-ass time making it.
I dreamt that I was at a deli counter ordering a turkey sandwich on whole wheat for a Secret Santa gift that I was bringing to a get-together, and the employee behind the counter was taking her sweet-ass time making it.
January 1, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I was pretty upset that I woke up from my dream last night.
I dreamt that I was at a deli counter ordering a turkey sandwich on whole wheat for a Secret Santa gift that I was bringing to a get-together, and the employee behind the counter was taking her sweet-ass time making it.
I dreamt that I was at a deli counter ordering a turkey sandwich on whole wheat for a Secret Santa gift that I was bringing to a get-together, and the employee behind the counter was taking her sweet-ass time making it.
Almost 12:30am on New Year's Day, and my old, 38-year-old ass is still awake.
The rest of me, not so much.
The rest of me, not so much.
January 1, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Almost 12:30am on New Year's Day, and my old, 38-year-old ass is still awake.
The rest of me, not so much.
The rest of me, not so much.
Happy New Year! Hope 2026 treats you well.
Here's your midnight smooch 😘
Here's your midnight smooch 😘
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Happy New Year! Hope 2026 treats you well.
Here's your midnight smooch 😘
Here's your midnight smooch 😘
Waddling into 2026 bloated and with the agita.
December 31, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Waddling into 2026 bloated and with the agita.
Just the idea of going out tonight makes my skin crawl.
Couch, book, movies, and assorted appetizers whilst ensconced in my pajamas are more my speed.
Couch, book, movies, and assorted appetizers whilst ensconced in my pajamas are more my speed.
December 31, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Just the idea of going out tonight makes my skin crawl.
Couch, book, movies, and assorted appetizers whilst ensconced in my pajamas are more my speed.
Couch, book, movies, and assorted appetizers whilst ensconced in my pajamas are more my speed.
Ringing in 2026 on my couch with two new friends.
December 31, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Ringing in 2026 on my couch with two new friends.
Do you know what else I love about hoodies?
As you're sitting on the couch, you can create a snack pouch by pulling out the sweatshirt near the hand-warmer pocket.
As you're sitting on the couch, you can create a snack pouch by pulling out the sweatshirt near the hand-warmer pocket.
December 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Do you know what else I love about hoodies?
As you're sitting on the couch, you can create a snack pouch by pulling out the sweatshirt near the hand-warmer pocket.
As you're sitting on the couch, you can create a snack pouch by pulling out the sweatshirt near the hand-warmer pocket.
What do we do on snowy, wintry days?
Yo, yo, make a wicked cuppa cocoa.
Yo, yo, make a wicked cuppa cocoa.
December 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
What do we do on snowy, wintry days?
Yo, yo, make a wicked cuppa cocoa.
Yo, yo, make a wicked cuppa cocoa.
Had to brush off and dig out my car like Yukon Cornelius.
December 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Had to brush off and dig out my car like Yukon Cornelius.
It's snowing here in merry little ol' New England.
Can't wait to have to break my back tomorrow morning cleaning it up.
Can't wait to have to break my back tomorrow morning cleaning it up.
December 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
It's snowing here in merry little ol' New England.
Can't wait to have to break my back tomorrow morning cleaning it up.
Can't wait to have to break my back tomorrow morning cleaning it up.
Smirnoff, Kahlúa, and now beer.
Can't wait to be carried out of here like Cleopatra.
Can't wait to be carried out of here like Cleopatra.
December 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Smirnoff, Kahlúa, and now beer.
Can't wait to be carried out of here like Cleopatra.
Can't wait to be carried out of here like Cleopatra.