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🌎 New England, USA 🇺🇸
🎈🎂 December 14, 1987
🌎 New England, USA 🇺🇸
🎈🎂 December 14, 1987
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I don't care how many times I've seen a movie, it's very satisfying when I stumble upon on it on TV and catch it from the beginning.
Attn. Retail Companies:
Around the holidays, if you could ship items in plain, unassuming, incognito boxes without your recognizable logo plastered all over them which could potentially spoil a surprise, that would be greeeeaaaat.
Around the holidays, if you could ship items in plain, unassuming, incognito boxes without your recognizable logo plastered all over them which could potentially spoil a surprise, that would be greeeeaaaat.
November 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Attn. Retail Companies:
Around the holidays, if you could ship items in plain, unassuming, incognito boxes without your recognizable logo plastered all over them which could potentially spoil a surprise, that would be greeeeaaaat.
Around the holidays, if you could ship items in plain, unassuming, incognito boxes without your recognizable logo plastered all over them which could potentially spoil a surprise, that would be greeeeaaaat.
Nearly the holiday season, so get ready for that older relative to ask you to pass the "thongs" (tongs) at the table.
November 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Nearly the holiday season, so get ready for that older relative to ask you to pass the "thongs" (tongs) at the table.
Reading a book by lamplight on a Friday evening.
I call it "Friday Night Writes."
I call it "Friday Night Writes."
November 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Reading a book by lamplight on a Friday evening.
I call it "Friday Night Writes."
I call it "Friday Night Writes."
Some people sing "99 Bottles of Beer" or play the "License Plate Game" in the car.
I played "Will My Contact Lenses Remain in My Eyes or Fall Out While I'm Doing 65 on the Highway."
I played "Will My Contact Lenses Remain in My Eyes or Fall Out While I'm Doing 65 on the Highway."
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Some people sing "99 Bottles of Beer" or play the "License Plate Game" in the car.
I played "Will My Contact Lenses Remain in My Eyes or Fall Out While I'm Doing 65 on the Highway."
I played "Will My Contact Lenses Remain in My Eyes or Fall Out While I'm Doing 65 on the Highway."
I don't care how many times I've seen a movie, it's very satisfying when I stumble upon on it on TV and catch it from the beginning.
November 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I don't care how many times I've seen a movie, it's very satisfying when I stumble upon on it on TV and catch it from the beginning.
I had a dream about one of you.
Sorry, but I can't promise it won't happen again.
Sorry, but I can't promise it won't happen again.
November 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I had a dream about one of you.
Sorry, but I can't promise it won't happen again.
Sorry, but I can't promise it won't happen again.
I can only compare my initial reaction to eating Chinese takeout lathered in packets of the spicy mustard that comes with it to that of Tuco Salamanca when he samples the blue goods in "Breaking Bad."
November 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I can only compare my initial reaction to eating Chinese takeout lathered in packets of the spicy mustard that comes with it to that of Tuco Salamanca when he samples the blue goods in "Breaking Bad."
A 1,000+ page novel would fix me.
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
A 1,000+ page novel would fix me.
I fasted for a total of 15 hours for blood work this morning, so I just wolfed down breakfast and lunch at the same time.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to rip off this bandage from the needle. She double-taped it as if I'd been shot by a musket, so this ought to feel so good.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to rip off this bandage from the needle. She double-taped it as if I'd been shot by a musket, so this ought to feel so good.
November 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I fasted for a total of 15 hours for blood work this morning, so I just wolfed down breakfast and lunch at the same time.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to rip off this bandage from the needle. She double-taped it as if I'd been shot by a musket, so this ought to feel so good.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to rip off this bandage from the needle. She double-taped it as if I'd been shot by a musket, so this ought to feel so good.
Nothing like going for blood work as soon as you wake up, only to arrive at the office to see a note on the door that reads, "Lab opens at 11:00am today."
November 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Nothing like going for blood work as soon as you wake up, only to arrive at the office to see a note on the door that reads, "Lab opens at 11:00am today."
I have the day off tomorrow, but I have to go get blood work done, so even though I'm not working, I'm still being drained of my life's essence on a Monday.
November 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I have the day off tomorrow, but I have to go get blood work done, so even though I'm not working, I'm still being drained of my life's essence on a Monday.
*Pores over my banking and 401(k) statements.*
Me: "Well, if I time this just right, I'll be able to retire thirty years following my death, so I hope skeletal, bedraggled, and tatter-clothed me goes somewhere nice."
Me: "Well, if I time this just right, I'll be able to retire thirty years following my death, so I hope skeletal, bedraggled, and tatter-clothed me goes somewhere nice."
November 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
*Pores over my banking and 401(k) statements.*
Me: "Well, if I time this just right, I'll be able to retire thirty years following my death, so I hope skeletal, bedraggled, and tatter-clothed me goes somewhere nice."
Me: "Well, if I time this just right, I'll be able to retire thirty years following my death, so I hope skeletal, bedraggled, and tatter-clothed me goes somewhere nice."
It's weird.
I've bought cologne because it smelled good and was somewhat reasonably priced for the total bottle volume.
I've bought cologne because it smelled good and was somewhat reasonably priced for the total bottle volume.
November 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
It's weird.
I've bought cologne because it smelled good and was somewhat reasonably priced for the total bottle volume.
I've bought cologne because it smelled good and was somewhat reasonably priced for the total bottle volume.
Happy New Ken Burns History Documentary Day to all who celebrate.
November 16, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Happy New Ken Burns History Documentary Day to all who celebrate.
My Saturdee morning. 📚☕🎄
November 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
My Saturdee morning. 📚☕🎄
Freshly shaven. Freshly showered. Fresh linens. Cold temperature.
I might sleep all the way to my Costco coffin tonight.
I might sleep all the way to my Costco coffin tonight.
November 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Freshly shaven. Freshly showered. Fresh linens. Cold temperature.
I might sleep all the way to my Costco coffin tonight.
I might sleep all the way to my Costco coffin tonight.
The Bermuda Triangle Dating-app conversations
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One minute, they're there. The next, they disappear without a trace or explanation.
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One minute, they're there. The next, they disappear without a trace or explanation.
November 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The Bermuda Triangle Dating-app conversations
🤝
One minute, they're there. The next, they disappear without a trace or explanation.
🤝
One minute, they're there. The next, they disappear without a trace or explanation.
I wonder if the contraceptives are called Trojans because the walls of Troy had about a 98% chance of holding firm, until an enticing, but deceiving "wooden gift" resulted in the sacking of the city and the tearing asunder of the lives within with its virile, Greek contents.
November 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I wonder if the contraceptives are called Trojans because the walls of Troy had about a 98% chance of holding firm, until an enticing, but deceiving "wooden gift" resulted in the sacking of the city and the tearing asunder of the lives within with its virile, Greek contents.
I'm seeing some snow flurries out there.
Can't we have Thanksgiving, first??
Can't we have Thanksgiving, first??
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I'm seeing some snow flurries out there.
Can't we have Thanksgiving, first??
Can't we have Thanksgiving, first??
🎶Does anyone know where the love of God goes
When the waves turn the minutes to hours?
The searchers all say they'd have made Whitefish Bay
If they'd put 15 more miles behind her
When the waves turn the minutes to hours?
The searchers all say they'd have made Whitefish Bay
If they'd put 15 more miles behind her
Twenty-nine sailors drowned when the Edmund Fitzgerald went down in the Great Lakes' icy waters on Nov. 10, 1975. The ship was immortalized in a surprise hit 1976 folk ballad by Gordon Lightfoot.
50 years ago, the Edmund Fitzgerald, a 'rock star' ship, sank in Lake Superior
Twenty-nine sailors drowned when the Edmund Fitzgerald went down in the Great Lakes' icy waters on Nov. 10, 1975. The ship was immortalized in a surprise hit 1976 folk ballad by Gordon Lightfoot.
n.pr
November 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
🎶Does anyone know where the love of God goes
When the waves turn the minutes to hours?
The searchers all say they'd have made Whitefish Bay
If they'd put 15 more miles behind her
When the waves turn the minutes to hours?
The searchers all say they'd have made Whitefish Bay
If they'd put 15 more miles behind her
If I see this cereal commercial with the dude chewing one more effing time.
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
If I see this cereal commercial with the dude chewing one more effing time.
I already spilled salsa on my hoodie earlier, so now let's see if I manage to spill chocolate syrup on it to make it a true Daily Double.
November 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I already spilled salsa on my hoodie earlier, so now let's see if I manage to spill chocolate syrup on it to make it a true Daily Double.
The problem with today is that it's felt like 6:00pm all day.
November 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The problem with today is that it's felt like 6:00pm all day.
If late-night snacking in the kitchen whilst in your underwear doesn't look like the T. rex eating the goat in "Jurassic Park," then you're an amateur.
November 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
If late-night snacking in the kitchen whilst in your underwear doesn't look like the T. rex eating the goat in "Jurassic Park," then you're an amateur.