Samplini
@samplini.bsky.social
Western Illinois University x2, Meteorology/GIS. Mediocre bowler. Golf dabbler. Tornaduhs. Chicago sports minus the White Sox.
Next time I have surgery, I'm telling the doctor I want a hefty dose of WMDs
December 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Next time I have surgery, I'm telling the doctor I want a hefty dose of WMDs
Can't believe this is a real screenshot, but I just took it 30 seconds ago. This is not democracy. We. Are. Screwed.
September 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Can't believe this is a real screenshot, but I just took it 30 seconds ago. This is not democracy. We. Are. Screwed.
I'm not sure if I have ever said this about a DJT take, but as an avid Devin Hester fan, and also as an avid golf fan/player for over 20 years, this is by far the most accurate thing he has ever said. Make sports great again! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
September 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I'm not sure if I have ever said this about a DJT take, but as an avid Devin Hester fan, and also as an avid golf fan/player for over 20 years, this is by far the most accurate thing he has ever said. Make sports great again! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
This is why I take Advil
September 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
This is why I take Advil
So they do exist! Maybe you should release them so we know which Democrats were buddies with Epstein
September 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
So they do exist! Maybe you should release them so we know which Democrats were buddies with Epstein
Snoop was the absolute best. I had an absolute blast tonight.
August 14, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Snoop was the absolute best. I had an absolute blast tonight.
This just might be the #1 MAGA self own of all time
August 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
This just might be the #1 MAGA self own of all time
I haven't laughed that hard at a South Park episode since the Jones Brothers BJ scene.
Paramount just paid Matt and Trey 1.5 billy for the next 5 years. Buckle up MAGA assholes, it's gonna be a rough one in South Park, CO.
Paramount just paid Matt and Trey 1.5 billy for the next 5 years. Buckle up MAGA assholes, it's gonna be a rough one in South Park, CO.
July 24, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I haven't laughed that hard at a South Park episode since the Jones Brothers BJ scene.
Paramount just paid Matt and Trey 1.5 billy for the next 5 years. Buckle up MAGA assholes, it's gonna be a rough one in South Park, CO.
Paramount just paid Matt and Trey 1.5 billy for the next 5 years. Buckle up MAGA assholes, it's gonna be a rough one in South Park, CO.
So much winning! Make America Pedophiles Again! Don't be WEAKLINGS!
July 16, 2025 at 2:48 PM
So much winning! Make America Pedophiles Again! Don't be WEAKLINGS!
SKEDADDLE on down to the GROCERY store. All the big words
July 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
SKEDADDLE on down to the GROCERY store. All the big words
Alex Jones had a normal one this morning and ho boi is it glorious. Clips in no particular order
July 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Alex Jones had a normal one this morning and ho boi is it glorious. Clips in no particular order
I will now be referring to most chaser's vehicles as Large Engine Vehicles. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
July 2, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I will now be referring to most chaser's vehicles as Large Engine Vehicles. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Ah yes. Last week you didn't brief Democrats, now they are the ones leaking it. Classic Führer shit
June 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Ah yes. Last week you didn't brief Democrats, now they are the ones leaking it. Classic Führer shit
AND I, DONALD J TRUMP, HAVE A VERY VERY LARGE..... A BRAIN
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER
June 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
AND I, DONALD J TRUMP, HAVE A VERY VERY LARGE..... A BRAIN
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER