Samplini
@samplini.bsky.social
Western Illinois University x2, Meteorology/GIS. Mediocre bowler. Golf dabbler. Tornaduhs. Chicago sports minus the White Sox.
Next time I have surgery, I'm telling the doctor I want a hefty dose of WMDs
December 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Next time I have surgery, I'm telling the doctor I want a hefty dose of WMDs
ThE bEaRs aRE ThE WoRsT 8-3 TEam EvER crowd is really quiet right now
November 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
ThE bEaRs aRE ThE WoRsT 8-3 TEam EvER crowd is really quiet right now
TFW it is the Chicago Bears coaching staff that schemes up a play to stop the tush push. God it is such a good feeling finally having a creative and competent coaching staff
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media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
TFW it is the Chicago Bears coaching staff that schemes up a play to stop the tush push. God it is such a good feeling finally having a creative and competent coaching staff
Quiet, piggy
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Quiet, piggy
Max Verstappen- "well, I either have to stay at 69 wins or go to 169 because It's actually quite a cool number."
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media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Max Verstappen- "well, I either have to stay at 69 wins or go to 169 because It's actually quite a cool number."
Just wait until he blows him too after the cameras are off
November 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Just wait until he blows him too after the cameras are off
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Republicans have a bill to deport immigrants who attack dogs. Goldman moves to have it renamed to: The Kristi Noem Canine Relief Act
November 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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FUCK DONALD TRUMP. CALEB WILLIAMS IS MY KING. BEAR DOWN
November 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
FUCK DONALD TRUMP. CALEB WILLIAMS IS MY KING. BEAR DOWN
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incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
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It's really funny watching righties lose their minds over the government they wanted less of being shut down
October 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
It's really funny watching righties lose their minds over the government they wanted less of being shut down
When will the EF5 topple fully loaded train cars in my backyard?
October 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
When will the EF5 topple fully loaded train cars in my backyard?
Happy SNL szn 51 to all who celebrate!
October 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Happy SNL szn 51 to all who celebrate!
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Trump is posting AI-generated videos that are almost too confusing to be racist?
October 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Trump is posting AI-generated videos that are almost too confusing to be racist?
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“I have no idea what Project 2025 is.”
- Trump, October 31, 2024
- Trump, October 31, 2024
Trump: "I have a meeting today with Russ Vought, he of PROJECT 2025 Fame, to determine which of the many Democrat Agencies, most of which are a political SCAM, he recommends to be cut ... I can’t believe the Radical Left Democrats gave me this unprecedented opportunity."
October 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
“I have no idea what Project 2025 is.”
- Trump, October 31, 2024
- Trump, October 31, 2024
Always remember, free speech/satire for me, but not for thee
September 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Always remember, free speech/satire for me, but not for thee
Yes. Yes they are. That's literally the first amendment. Stop being such a pussy
Trump:
"When you have a network, and you have evening shows, and all they do is hit Trump... They're not allowed to do that."
"When you have a network, and you have evening shows, and all they do is hit Trump... They're not allowed to do that."
September 19, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Yes. Yes they are. That's literally the first amendment. Stop being such a pussy
Can't believe this is a real screenshot, but I just took it 30 seconds ago. This is not democracy. We. Are. Screwed.
September 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Can't believe this is a real screenshot, but I just took it 30 seconds ago. This is not democracy. We. Are. Screwed.