Sam Worthington 🍥
@sammyslickw.bsky.social
Beloved Actro. All Blue.
Please don’t follow me jimmy Cameron
Please don’t follow me jimmy Cameron
I walked into a meeting with James Cameron and simply wrote “Banana$ Foster” on the whiteboard and he blocked me on Facebook immediately
November 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I walked into a meeting with James Cameron and simply wrote “Banana$ Foster” on the whiteboard and he blocked me on Facebook immediately
I show up just past midnight stoned out of my mind with a turkey bacon ukulele in hand wyd
November 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I show up just past midnight stoned out of my mind with a turkey bacon ukulele in hand wyd
you call yourself a sports journalist yet your post doesn’t even tell the reader whom is playing
November 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
you call yourself a sports journalist yet your post doesn’t even tell the reader whom is playing
The one from Chicago is called “Da Bears”
October 26, 2025 at 5:13 AM
The one from Chicago is called “Da Bears”
You can watch the browns whenever
October 18, 2025 at 5:01 AM
You can watch the browns whenever
The Red Circle of Satan my friend
October 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The Red Circle of Satan my friend
Clarify before I give you the like, and they hunting milfs or are they the milfs
October 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Clarify before I give you the like, and they hunting milfs or are they the milfs
I hope you’re proud of this because in 18 months they are gonna bulldoze a city park and a school to build this somewhere in the Bay Area
October 3, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I hope you’re proud of this because in 18 months they are gonna bulldoze a city park and a school to build this somewhere in the Bay Area
The jazz I’m pumping
a picture of a transformer with the words jazz this looks like a cool place to kick it
ALT: a picture of a transformer with the words jazz this looks like a cool place to kick it
media.tenor.com
September 15, 2025 at 6:14 AM
The jazz I’m pumping
Great, this is just what I needed today, of all days
September 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Great, this is just what I needed today, of all days
YOUR NAME IS ONION??? Buddy, you’re off to a damn good start. Subscribed
September 6, 2025 at 6:55 AM
YOUR NAME IS ONION??? Buddy, you’re off to a damn good start. Subscribed