Sam Worthington 🍥
@sammyslickw.bsky.social
Beloved Actro. All Blue.
Please don’t follow me jimmy Cameron
Please don’t follow me jimmy Cameron
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I wish I was that guy on YouTube that digs in the mud in total silence. I don’t want to be in Avatar 3-6
“My SEXUAL Awakening and Reju-vagination with Ms Frizzle”
title of a romance novel wherein the magic school bus takes a ride on a colonoscopy camera
title of a romance novel wherein the magic school bus takes a ride on a colonoscopy camera
November 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
“My SEXUAL Awakening and Reju-vagination with Ms Frizzle”
title of a romance novel wherein the magic school bus takes a ride on a colonoscopy camera
title of a romance novel wherein the magic school bus takes a ride on a colonoscopy camera
Can you imagine how the modern Republican Party would handle it if some crazy renowned actor shot the president at the premiere of avatar 3 and jumped down onto the stage and yelled some Navi shit and ran off
October 29, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Can you imagine how the modern Republican Party would handle it if some crazy renowned actor shot the president at the premiere of avatar 3 and jumped down onto the stage and yelled some Navi shit and ran off
James Cameron eats an orange LIKE A MENACE
Peels it only with his left hand and his teeth, cuts it up like he’s gonna make onion rings out of it, and finally eats half and leaves the rest in my shoe. Goddamn him right to hell
Peels it only with his left hand and his teeth, cuts it up like he’s gonna make onion rings out of it, and finally eats half and leaves the rest in my shoe. Goddamn him right to hell
October 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
James Cameron eats an orange LIKE A MENACE
Peels it only with his left hand and his teeth, cuts it up like he’s gonna make onion rings out of it, and finally eats half and leaves the rest in my shoe. Goddamn him right to hell
Peels it only with his left hand and his teeth, cuts it up like he’s gonna make onion rings out of it, and finally eats half and leaves the rest in my shoe. Goddamn him right to hell
There’s a point in tron ares where Jared Leto rides a cyber jetski while nine inch nails blares in the background, and 2010-me would have been like, yeah that sounds about right, Barrack Obama is president. But 2025-me still kind of has a hard time believing it.
October 11, 2025 at 6:35 AM
There’s a point in tron ares where Jared Leto rides a cyber jetski while nine inch nails blares in the background, and 2010-me would have been like, yeah that sounds about right, Barrack Obama is president. But 2025-me still kind of has a hard time believing it.
I never understand my lines in Avatar, I mean the little guy, at the start, with the bad legs, is he dead??
September 30, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I never understand my lines in Avatar, I mean the little guy, at the start, with the bad legs, is he dead??
Well this is just great. I finally land the first non-avatar role in years, and then Trump throws out more tariffs threats. NCIS: Yukon Territory was going to be a turning point for my career. I am being told it’s being rewritten to be NCIS: ICE, starring Jeremy Renner :(
September 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Well this is just great. I finally land the first non-avatar role in years, and then Trump throws out more tariffs threats. NCIS: Yukon Territory was going to be a turning point for my career. I am being told it’s being rewritten to be NCIS: ICE, starring Jeremy Renner :(
I have been told I am getting 3% of all sales of hemroid crème from the mid-trailer ad on YouTube today, so click away fuckers!
September 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I have been told I am getting 3% of all sales of hemroid crème from the mid-trailer ad on YouTube today, so click away fuckers!
Yes I am keeping quiet on the Kimmel thing, yes it is because I am gunning for the job. If I work nights I might be able to make some cash while I wait for the avatar checks to roll in
September 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Yes I am keeping quiet on the Kimmel thing, yes it is because I am gunning for the job. If I work nights I might be able to make some cash while I wait for the avatar checks to roll in
The best thing for my mental health that I ever did was buy a jet ski
September 15, 2025 at 6:22 AM
The best thing for my mental health that I ever did was buy a jet ski
I’m making my own ikea, but it’s just the shitty end tables I’ve tried to make on the weekends. And it will have a restaurant, called The Hollywood Restaurant, serving terribly misshapen hamburgers, that are legally not just meatballs.
September 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I’m making my own ikea, but it’s just the shitty end tables I’ve tried to make on the weekends. And it will have a restaurant, called The Hollywood Restaurant, serving terribly misshapen hamburgers, that are legally not just meatballs.
The ancient star people were nuts. Big Dipper: yep, nailed it. One that looks like a guy: alright, I can see it. Pisces: what the hell are you talking about.
September 11, 2025 at 5:29 AM
The ancient star people were nuts. Big Dipper: yep, nailed it. One that looks like a guy: alright, I can see it. Pisces: what the hell are you talking about.
I have no evidence for it but I believe with deep conviction that Zoe Saldana is a flat earther
September 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I have no evidence for it but I believe with deep conviction that Zoe Saldana is a flat earther
I have been feeding my ficus la croix and now it’s Radiating Sexual Energy
September 3, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I have been feeding my ficus la croix and now it’s Radiating Sexual Energy
Someday
I will scream so loud
It will blow up the sky
I will scream so loud
It will blow up the sky
September 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Someday
I will scream so loud
It will blow up the sky
I will scream so loud
It will blow up the sky
i’m drunk again (at ikea)
August 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
i’m drunk again (at ikea)
To the tune of that song my dad used to play when he was drunk:
I slipped and fell in shit
Oh yep!
I slipped and fell and a fool of it
Oh shit bedee bop!
I slipped and fell in shit
Oh yep!
I slipped and fell and a fool of it
Oh shit bedee bop!
August 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
To the tune of that song my dad used to play when he was drunk:
I slipped and fell in shit
Oh yep!
I slipped and fell and a fool of it
Oh shit bedee bop!
I slipped and fell in shit
Oh yep!
I slipped and fell and a fool of it
Oh shit bedee bop!
Another Hollywood insider story
Initially I brought a man I called my identical twin to the Avatar auditions. I was under the impression it was going to be shot Parent Trap-style, one in blue paint the other normal. I later learned that’s not how the Parent Trap worked
Initially I brought a man I called my identical twin to the Avatar auditions. I was under the impression it was going to be shot Parent Trap-style, one in blue paint the other normal. I later learned that’s not how the Parent Trap worked
August 16, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Another Hollywood insider story
Initially I brought a man I called my identical twin to the Avatar auditions. I was under the impression it was going to be shot Parent Trap-style, one in blue paint the other normal. I later learned that’s not how the Parent Trap worked
Initially I brought a man I called my identical twin to the Avatar auditions. I was under the impression it was going to be shot Parent Trap-style, one in blue paint the other normal. I later learned that’s not how the Parent Trap worked
Avengers Civil War is a ridiculous picture. Iron man wants to check everybody’s search history but captain america won’t let him cause his friend is beating off to pictures of his dead mom
August 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Avengers Civil War is a ridiculous picture. Iron man wants to check everybody’s search history but captain america won’t let him cause his friend is beating off to pictures of his dead mom
I can’t help but see some parallels between US and Canada’s trade negotiations and my own with Mr James Cameron. He says he’s cutting my pay by 30% unless the trailer gets 1 billion views, I say I won’t agree to any deal that doesn’t include money for taxis to my favorite bowling alley in LA
July 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I can’t help but see some parallels between US and Canada’s trade negotiations and my own with Mr James Cameron. He says he’s cutting my pay by 30% unless the trailer gets 1 billion views, I say I won’t agree to any deal that doesn’t include money for taxis to my favorite bowling alley in LA
Pepsi people called me twice on Saturday, trying to work out times to shoot something.
I was like, I’m drinking beer and watching shark week, call Stephen Lang lol
I was like, I’m drinking beer and watching shark week, call Stephen Lang lol
July 28, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Pepsi people called me twice on Saturday, trying to work out times to shoot something.
I was like, I’m drinking beer and watching shark week, call Stephen Lang lol
I was like, I’m drinking beer and watching shark week, call Stephen Lang lol
James Cameron says I need to sign off on 5 years of ads for Baja Blast or he’s replacing me with the Quebecois avatar for the trailer :( I think I’m going to say yes but idk :/
July 22, 2025 at 5:29 AM
James Cameron says I need to sign off on 5 years of ads for Baja Blast or he’s replacing me with the Quebecois avatar for the trailer :( I think I’m going to say yes but idk :/
There have been 3 crew screenings of the rough cut of avatar 3 and I have had to piss in the middle of every single one. I don’t like it, but I do acknowledge my role in this
July 12, 2025 at 6:21 AM
There have been 3 crew screenings of the rough cut of avatar 3 and I have had to piss in the middle of every single one. I don’t like it, but I do acknowledge my role in this
Penises are no good!
July 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Penises are no good!
I’m not in a new movie, please don’t go see it, James Cameron deep faked my ass
June 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I’m not in a new movie, please don’t go see it, James Cameron deep faked my ass
So for the avatar 1 press tour, James Cameron, that duplicitous son of a bitch, told me that in America whenever you check the time and it’s 9:11 you have to salute. Yeah after the 3rd time of getting my ass beat at Ben and Jerry’s I got wise to the game
June 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
So for the avatar 1 press tour, James Cameron, that duplicitous son of a bitch, told me that in America whenever you check the time and it’s 9:11 you have to salute. Yeah after the 3rd time of getting my ass beat at Ben and Jerry’s I got wise to the game